If you are a fat fuck, start cutting

If you are a fat fuck, start cutting
If you are a skelly, start bulking
If you are lonely, start making friends

It's that simple

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What if I have too many friends?

If you are a manlet, stop breathing

If you judge others, start judging yourself

Start being an asshole to some of them

Problem: I cant make friends

Yes you can
Stop making excuses

Everyone who wants to be my friend I dont like
People who I want to be friends with show no interest In me
Wut do?, would rather be lonely then hang out with boring betas

>Everyone who wants to be my friend I dont like
>would rather be lonely then hang out with boring betas

Says the narcissistic omega. You deserve it all. Your ego is boundless.

Well, like I said I would rather be lonely so it doesn't really bother me not having any good friends

How to Win Friends and Influence People. It’s a book.

Get an older copy, though. The new ones are pussified.

Show interest in them.

What if i'm skinny fat?

Indeed, my good user. To be interesting, be interested!

Cut until skelly while lifting heavy for strength
Then start working on putting size on

based

>yeah bro, if you have problems just solve them, look at me, I don’t have this problem (and never did)
>what, that problem I have? I can’t fix that b-because of r-reasons uhh...

what if I'm a skinnyfat lonely faggot? FEELS FUCKING BAD DUDE SKINNYFAT = WORST SHIT EVER -__-d-:!;;!

What if I'm none of those things?

wow, all my problems just suddenly withered away! thanks user! Cunt nigger faggot

Man the fuck up

Real talk.

Shyness is the coward's ego.

>If you are a fat fuck, start cutting
Fuck you, my plan is to gain enough muscle to the point where it just burns the fat out of my body. I'm not going to risk losing my strength.

FUCK YOU

Nice excuse you disgusting fat pig

>I can't
Wrong faggot