Write your biggest fails and embarrassing moments
Fails thread
Matthew Edwards
Jonathan Reyes
When I firmly grasped a girl I was dancing with's ass in a nightclub
Caleb Young
>my entire life senpai
Juan Jones
Ill start
>be me
>kissless virgin
>kind of chubby but lost lots of weight over year
>finally get gf
>100/10
>looks shockingly like a young Mia khalifa
>first date is a dance
>she doesnt like to dance
>we end up talking from 7 to 12pm
>great time
>another date
>we go to mall across from school
>have to go though romantic forest to get there and back
>great time and could have probably gotten kiss but chickened out
>last date
>we saw mama Mia 2
>we share popcorn
>she is giving me signals to rap my arm around her
>definitely would have gotten kiss
>too chicken
>ask her on another date for dinner
>she sais she has no time for relationship and needs to work on school
>same day she is posting photos with her friends over
>realize she dumped me because I was in TURBO BETA MODE
>I loved and still love her
>cry myself to sleep sometimes
>just want another chance
My friends keep teasing me about it and sending me mama mia memes and videos (pic related)
Thomas Richardson
A girl rejected me after trying to kiss her but she started holding my hand. She probably just wanted to go slower but I gave up completely like a fucking retard.
Oliver Walker
Does it count if I almost made an ass out of myself?
>want to ask girl out who is my age
>know she has a kid but I like her a lot and we get along with her super well
>decide to stalk her facebook one day so I can see if the father still has a big part in her life
>she has THREE kids
>all of them are half-black mutts with ape faces
>no discussion or pictures of the father to be found on her profile
I've kept up the good relations so far, but there are times when I get a clear hint of "I'd be willing to take this farther..." in some of our conversations. I was fine helping to raise one white kid, but nothing in the world will make me want to raise three mutts because she was dumb enough to get impregnated by a nigger three times. For the love of Christ, please do not ask me out so I have to tell you that I'm not interested in you...
btw I'm assuming that the father left on his own because he's black, but (given that she's a coal burner) it's likely that she is white trash and just as much of a nigger as the dad. Dodged a bullet!
Henry Barnes
This didnt happen to me but a friend
>ask out girl
>the face of pure disgust
>still trying to be nice she just mumbles no
Aaron Davis
I found this a while back
When I read it my ribs went into orbit
Hope it makes your day
Easton Morris
My black friend sucked my dick, but I pussied out and said I had to go home before I could suck his. I'm a straight white guy and this is my story
Isaac Harris
We want story?
Story!
Story!
Story!
Story!
Story!
James Rogers
Ruined it with my only real girlfriend who was leagues above me both in looks and personality
Luke Sanders
Same
Look at
Jeremiah Turner
I had to show a pic of my face next to my ID to a support person(who was female)of a fetish site because there was an issue when I was trying to purchase a clip with a pre paid debit card.
Kevin Reed
>My black friend sucked my dick, but I pussied out and said I had to go home before I could suck his.
What a dick, that goes against the brojob code
Ryder Jackson
i asked to suck a colleagues boobs whilst drunk, she said i was single handedly the most pathetic man she has met then i sucked on her boobs but came in a few moments
Isaac Campbell
Well shit what the fuck were u thinking
Landon Murphy
Probably being called desperate, when in reality I was actually desperate for the person who called me desperate. Luckily I stayed slient and everything else went smoothly. No one knows the truth to this day and assumes it's role play or bait
Jace Sanders
I did this twice and nothing bad came from it
That being said my autism still fucked those two chances up
Clubbing is fucking gay normalfaggot shit though I'm glad I grew out of that shit
Caleb Green
I was at this party with a bunch of popular kids, the first and last time I went to one. They all slept over, too. But at 3 am I couldn't sleep, so I went to the kitchen and drank some more beer. There was already a qt girl and a Chad drinking there, shotgunning beers. They pulled up a seat, and Chad made some funny joke like "welcome to the after hours club I'm your host Chad"
So all 3 of us were just shotgunning beers left and right, getting wasted. The qt started getting sweaty so she took off her cardigan and jeans and basically sat there with just her bra and panties. Chad realized somehow subconsciously that this was the signal for him to leave, because he wanted me to get laid, he knew me from before and he felt bad for me. So he said "Alright i'm going to bed" and just left.
We continued drinking and, somehow, we were talking about anal for some reason. And this girl said at one point she's been bleaching her asshole for years now, and she asked if I wanted to see.
I did, but I said no. I actually said fuck no, that's disgusting. She got genuinely offended. Then she started fucking crying and went to the toilet to throw up. So i spent the rest of the hours cheering her up and watching over her.
God fucking dammit.
Jaxon Harris
I took a really smelly shit at work a few weeks back, walked out of the toilet and the fuckin CEO of the company was outside, he smiled and me, walked past me into the toilet, and muttered holy hell under his breath and he locked the toilet
Joshua Smith
>be me
>at school dance
>qt asian girl wants to dance
>felt proud and I got a thumbs up from a friend
>she thanked me for dancing with her because it was for extra credit
Elijah Robinson
this can't be originally real 178292
Blake Rogers
Coming on Jow Forums.
Brayden Mitchell
>Be 14
>Don't like using school toilets cause they're a mess
>Always pee outside during my walk on lunch time break
>Always pee on the same spot, on this wall in an alley next to a house
>One day guy comes out of the house when I'm peeing and says "Can you stop?"
>It implies he knows I've been doing this for a while
>I say sorry and run
Easton Murphy
>be me
>kissless virgin
>at graduation dance
>we just finished eating food and people start dancing again
>kid at my table asks me to watch his phone while he goes to bathroom
>sure
>wait what is easily 15 minuets
>girl walks up and asks me to dance
>qt.3.14 short aryan girl
>I know she has a crush on me
>have a crush on her too
>thought it was subtle but now that I think of it it was definitely obvious
>tell her I cant because Im watching this kids phone
>she is visibly sad
>wait another 15 minuets
>kid comes back
>takes his phone
>he tells me he just got a blow job
>get up
>realize I had pockets
>look for girl
>She is dancing with her friends
>dance ends and everyone goes home
WHY COULDNT HE TAKE HIS PHONE WITH HIM TO THE BATHROOM LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
Tyler Smith
>Chad realized somehow subconsciously that this was the signal for him to leave, because he wanted me to get laid, he knew me from before and he felt bad for me. So he said "Alright i'm going to bed" and just left.
So many robots don't realise this but there are a lot of good Chads out there who just want everyone to have a good time
Elijah Gonzalez
>be me
>be jerking it to tranny porn
>hear someone walking in
>panick
>close tab
>dad walks in
>the face of anger and disgust
>look at computer
>its my little sisters Facebook profile
>get disowned
>get kicked out
>parents get divorced