Tfw you finally have 5 digits in the bank account

likely fucking story, user

I meant tomorrow's lottery user. Sorry to get your hope's up. I am currently a 4 figure pleb

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I was at five figs but my stock picks might have nuked that, haven't had the balls to check for several weeks.

Most stocks are going down since we're going into a recession. Better pull out now, user

Buncha billionaires my friend works with are saying stocks are gonna crash at the start of next year, be careful.

>market is gonna crash not stocks
fucking negroid brain

2 figure user here. Who else living the NEET life very dangerously.

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I was just gonna hodl... idk. I hate selling at a loss, and I have nowhere else to put the dosh.
>down $400 this month
Jesus fuck. The one stock I was up $300 on is now down $150 cumulative, it was my best pick, too. What the fuck. I just sold on the one position that was a swing but I'll hodl on all my intermediate term positions.
What a shitshow, fuck you drumpfth.

Fucking same, and im 27.
I hate to brang about my wealth, specially in my poor ass south european country, its so un-mosdest and douchbaggy.
I also dont know where to spend it aside from a few things, like books, good food and vidya.
I already got my own fucking apartment, there is nothing left to do besides having a gf to appease and probably kids. But we all know that is never going to happen. I still look like a 18 year old, baby faced, 5'2ft tall that cant grow a beard. Last time i got dragged into a shitty club i even had to show my ID to the guard.
My life is a joke and everytime i look into the future its looks bleak.
Been reading philosophy a lot lately and honestly that is the only thing that has been keeping me sane.
I cant connect with normies in anyway possible, i hate almost all their hobbies, i dont like parties i dont like drugs and drinking, sports or neither am i watching any series or listening to their kind of music. Its impossible.

Please someone help me or give some fucking advice in how to fix myself from this beast that i've become.

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1 figure user here.

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trying to beat the market is a losing game user

Have you tried getting a pet? I recently got a golden lab. I spend most of my time on her and on the internet.

40% indexes, 40% certain industries, 20% gambling. It was pretty mellow a portfolio.
also drunk at the moment, forgive.
I'm just gonna hodl. If people had hodl'd during 2008 they'd have met the golden sunrise by 2010. Again, this is money I don't really need, like the emergency fund/life savings. Oh well. Not big bucks anyway so idgaf.
Maybe if I have money I'll buy the dip.

I honestly cant have much of a big doggo like i want in my appartment. And im also allergic to cats.
I've been more or less interested in fish and aquariuns, but to be honest the only reason i like it is because i can spend a shit ton of money on that hobby, which is the reason i dont go for it, because as soon as its finished i wouldnt be as interested as i was.
I will probably look for a smaller doggo, but im still very reluctant about it.

I don't know man, so long as you're able bodied and healthy I'm sure there's stuff for you to enjoy.

I'm in a similar position but not as rich, and I really think escorts are our only option, sure it's fake but with high class ones I'd bet you can still enjoy yourself.

Have you ever thought about a rain forest aquarium?
You have to maintain it, it'll look really nice, and you can have a lot animals in those.
I'm allergic to cats as well but I love cats so kms

6 figures here too. From the lottery for me.
Also nothing to use it on. Its been in a banks scammy fund for 3 years, I'll finally quit it this year

>Have you ever thought about a rain forest aquarium?
Shit, will look for it. Thanks for the advice.

Nah fuck escorts and hookers, I really dont value my virginity, but (as gay as this might sound to some of you) i refuse to have sex unless it is with someone i have feelings for.
I prefer to remain chaste instead of falling into self degeneration. As pretentious as this may sound to you, reading philosophy only made me endure more this kind of view.

>Shit, will look for it. Thanks for the advice.
Anytime, I know that there's a few others out there but I forgot their names. Sometimes you'll even have random ass plants that'll appear.
It's honestly a really sick atmosphere when you make one of them.

>tfw 5 digits in debt
>tfw its closing in on 6 digits
i'm broke as shit and have alot of stuff i want to buy but can't. whats worse is it takes me forever to get a job and i always get fired within a couple of months.

$123.45
Congrats, my original friend

>he thinks people include cents in figures of cash

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It's stuff like this that makes me want to drop out or pursue a meme degree. What good is money if I have nothing and no one to spend it on? I'd be fine working some shit job as long as I can cover basics.

>baby faced, 5'2ft tall
>Been reading philosophy
Become the next Kant.

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>has money but nothing to spend it on
>has a baby face and zero relationship experience
>can't grow a beard
>all hobbies bore to tears
I feel you

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not getting the concept of stop-loss orders or hedging with puts/short-selling

>tfw dropped from 5 to 4 because lost my job and too lazy to find a new one