How was your Christmas morning, Jow Forums? :)
I bet more people have sex on New Years since all the whores without boyfriends will be at wild parties.
I actually did have sex with my gf when we woke up this morning. I don't think it had to do with Christmas though
Not bad, I worked 12 hrs today. No sex, but I'll beat off later
I'm among the 3/10 who don't have sex on Christmas
And the 1/100 who never will
I jacked off to interracial porn this morning. After not watching porn for a year I'm a porno addict again.
>an odd number of people has sex
Who is that 7th guy having sex with?
7 in 10 is also 70 in 100, and 70 is an even number
>70 in 100 have sex
lol good catch
A whole year and you relapsed to that? Nofap is a joke.
So it seems like 3 out of 10 people post on Jow Forums.
Me and my gf havent had sex in months.
WHYAMIAVIRGINAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Fiancee was on her rag. We did it this morning instead (boxing day)
>user you dont need a math phd for this
this. He's obviously in a threesome with 2 others.
this is why I hate the west so much, Christmas is about celebrating birth of Jesus Christ not buying shit and doing degenerate stuff like getting drunk and having sex
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We've been celebrating at this time long before the church tried to make it about a kike on a pike lmao
Okay, this is epic.
lmao ur funny user
>Christmas is about celebrating birth of Jesus Christ
It's originally a Germanic cultural/pagan tradition, faggot. Your kike wasn't even born during the winter. The church, like with many things, hijacked and reformed the tradition with "muh Jesus".
i haven't had sex since May, and that doesn't really count because it was with a prostitute. So, bleh
based
cry about it some more
Based retard
>7
Stop calling jesus christ a kike.
Knowledge is knowing Jesus wasn't born in the winter. Wisdom is knowing he did not die a Jew
lol
>Implying that I'm some butthurt pagan larper
I'm not the one crying about an unoriginal tradition being phased out. It's all about consumerism now, deal with it.
you're smart i like you
I had sex straight in the vagina with a chick 10 years younger than me thanks Santa
Boring. Gym was closed, went to see Aquaman, movie was ok, finished playing RDR2 and slept.
Woah...
Orgies and three ways are a thing, ya know?
Chad. It's 6 women having sex with chad
But thanks for pointing that out
Kek, laughed more than i should have
Oh, your gf has been having sex, no doubt.
booo. screw that kike.
kill vyourself
no shit retard, I've never heard a single person claim he was born during christmas. its just when they choose to celebrate it.
>6 women having sex with chad
(6+1)/10 (5 males 5 females).
looks like chad is fucking a twink as well
Decent, drank a bottle of champagne and fucked my pregnant wife
(I'm 20 btw)
I wanted to sex but gf was in stage 5 period. Not a red light i’d want to run again.
So? Jam it in her mouth