It's his birthday today Jow Forums

How do I get into this mode?

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Absolute unit.

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it's not even his birthday.
fuck off, christcuck. the "how do I get into this mode" is just a copout to keep it somewhat Jow Forums related. It's not though. fuck off.

It's not his birthday, it the day the magic showed up/pagan holiday co-opt.

work for it, before the kikes nail you to a cross

>implying jesus did not look like the typical jew portrayed on Jow Forums

There are lots of historic accounts from the renaissance on how to keep fit.

Now, if only "de arte gymnastica" wasn't so expensive translated.

The rest of this thread is just American education. Pagan roots my ass. Common Core for the win, amirite?

>Literal king of the jews.

Why can't you just let people enjoy their holidays?

And guy wasn't even jewish, no matter if you believe the official or the tinfoil hat version. Judaism was inherited partilinearly (by your father) today.

So either:
>J's father is God, so not a Jew
>J's father is a Roman legionaire, so not a Jew
>J's father is Joseph, Galilean, so not a Jew

etc. but Jow Forums can't get their story straight as usual.

>d-don't call OP out on his bullshit
my hatred for every single one of you stops for no holiday.

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>WhereDoYouThinkWeAre?.jpg

I thought that Judaism was matrilineal?

*tips fedora*

MOMMY'S BABY, DADDY'S MAYBE

Jews are matrilineal afaik.

>I thought that Judaism was matrilineal?
Today yes. back then no.

What you know as Judaism is actually younger than Christianity and was codified in the early Middle Ages (around 200-400 AD iirc).

Technically, there were no Jews during Jesus' time, but those proto-jews insisted that His blood be on them and their children (today's Jews), so they fucked up enormously.

Why are you so hateful

>What you know as Judaism is actually younger than Christianity and was codified in the early Middle Ages (around 200-400 AD iirc).
Middle Ages start in the 500s, but other than that you're mostly correct.

Modern Judaism was started by the same Pharisees Jesus condemned time and again (making Jesus the first anti-semite, by the standards of the modern left). After the revolt in the 70s AD, the Romans destroyed the Jewish temple and exiled the Jews, causing the diaspora. The Pharisees (and the tribe of Judah in general) ended up in exile in Babylon, where they drafted the Babylonian Talmud (the core scripture of modern Judaism) out of sheer butthurt, including a passage that states Jesus eternally boils to death in a pot of shit in hell.

This, as well as the fact that the Talmud allows Jews to lie to and steal from Goyim, is what inspired Saint Louis to burn all the Talmuds in France and give the Jews the option to either convert or leave. This is why out of all the kings that exiled Jews, Saint Louis is the most hated. He's the one king who exiled Jews for other reasons than "muh loans". His reasons were purely non-financial and entirely moral/theological. He even offered them a chance to defend themselves in the disputation of Paris, making their eventual exile all the more insulting.

Though even today there are non-Talmudic Jews and even Messianic Jews.

>I will guide you user

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Holy shit teach me

>*tip*

>Doing 1000 Sit-ups EVERY DAY (IMPRESSIVE RESULTS!!)

>Christianity is the only religion
How about you follow a non garbage religion?

What is a non garbage religion? Should I follow some dead pagan religion and be a larper like you? Or should I follow some poo Hinduism religion? What else is there?

how about just don't.