Things you will never hear
I love you user
Things you will never hear
Michael Anderson
Sebastian Green
>be me
>junior year
>see jew kid with cute gf
>8/10
>just my type
>short, white, skinny
>decide she will be next gf
>ffw to next year
>summer before senior year
>"accidentally" message her
>she responds
>keep talking
>really hit it off
>decide to go on a date when I get back home
>get back
>big day comes around
>nervous, but ready
>go to pick her up
>she looks super cute
>very awkward
>see shitty movie
>pay way too much for meal
>decide to go in for kiss during a sunset
>get kiss
>still shit date
>see each other a few more times
>decide to make relationship official
>ffw few weeks
>find out she's anorexic and bulimic
>have to deal with this every night
Such a pain in the ass, but the things we do for love, right boys?
>she's super scared of me for some reason
>find out she was also abused by jew kid
>pissed off
>want to beat jew kid up
>she convinces me not to
>talks about other kid she's always been friends with
>talks about him quite a bit
>one night we get back from date
>watching brother bear
>tell her I love her
>expect her not to say it back
>she doesn't
>ffw about a week
>making out
>play fighting
>as we are fighting, she says she loves me too
>breaks up with me in another two weeks.
>heartbroken for two years
This is why I won't say "I love you" again.
Camden Robinson
>"I am proud of you, son."
>"Damn, you lookin' good, homeboy!"
Grayson Russell
>"Your dick is bigger than I expected!"
Chase Garcia
>wow user, you tied your shoes all by yourself!
Hunter Flores
I love you user
I'm proud of you son
You're dick is much bigger than I expected!
Wow user you tied your shoelaces all by yourself!
Eli Gutierrez
thankee user..
Lucas Myers
this phrase right here
fucking kill me
Chase Perez
>Congratulations on winning the mega millions jackpot!
That said, I'll give everyone $100,000 who posts a picture of their dick with "GIBSMEDAT" written on it in sharpie, should I win.
Ryan Powell
I've heard that from TWO WOMEN
Of course they're lying whores.
Connor Campbell
It's not that hard to tie your shoes user.
Noah Richardson
user, stop please. I come here to escape reality, not for it to fucking hurt me
Christian Turner
HAHAHAHAHA
I ALREADY HAVE HEARD IT
FROM MY MOM YOU FUCKING IDIOT
NEXT JOKE
Gabriel Scott
Let the truth be known, my nigger-noggin! No one is calling me user.
Xavier Cook
who is this girl and why is she getting spammed here?
she's cute but i don't understand desu
Ryan Gonzalez
Do you know about the Jews spamming Jow Forums?
Asher Howard
w-why do jews want me to view images and webms of a really cute girl what's their objective with this
Isaiah Carter
Cool story, good read
Ryan Taylor
It's just some retard spamming his waifu.
Granted she's amazingly perfect gf material, but he always spams her with un-searchable images, gives no sauce, and makes these sorts of posts asking how it feels to be worthless and alone.
FYI, she is Jordan McEwen, an underage Canadian fashion model who blew up in popularity when she was named as the face model for Claire Redfield in REmake 2.
Anthony Hall
because they harvest your kundalini powers when they trick goyim to lust after their females
Caleb Lewis
>tfw will never hear "You make me the happiest girl in the world"
Nathaniel Parker
>"It's good to see you, user! :)"
Caleb Lopez
I exist to be helpful
I have a life
I will be happy
You are loved
Dominic Brooks
>"I value you"
Ethan Adams
A non-related female talking to me out of free will
Dominic Campbell
user youre nicer than anyone else on this earth
im sorry brother
Landon Ross
holy fuck i didnt see this and posted the same wojack fuck ME
Jack Sanchez
>"You're my favorite"
>"I really like being with you"
>"Please come. I want you there"
Christopher Perry
>I just called to see how you were doing, son.
I would probably literally break down crying, fucker won't answer the phone or even answer the door.
Joseph Rivera
>It's so big user
>I'm not sure if I can take it