How much pussy do priests get

So I'm about to go into seminary and I talked to all my priest friends (I'm from a very city with a deep catholic culture and pretty much all the youth around here is religious) and they say when they go out they pull a lot of chicks.
Is this true? What kind of girls do you think I could pull on a regular basis if I became a catholic priest?

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If you can't handle a life of celibacy don't become a priest. How did you not know this?

The only thing you should pull as a Catholic priest is a misguided person out of the depths of he'll, and maybe a barbell

So.. you're aware that 90% of millennial priests are alcoholics and still clap cheeks right?

So just because everyone else is doing it you should do it too?

Is there any celibate priest in the catholic church? They all seem to be fucking children?

>The only thing you should pull as a Catholic priest is a misguided person out of the depths of he'll, and maybe a barbell

based and redpilled

>take oath
>disregard it
You and the others like you are what's wrong with the world today.

This, how are they pulling tail at bars? Aren't those too old

none. chads and stacys are the norm for white catholics. all the girls are busy getting fucked by chadcaths, they don't care about some creepy priest. priests have become so demonized by ZOG that people will hate you automatically and assume you rape little boys 24/7.
also, the church is getting purged of degeneracy soon, so not the wisest choice to become a degenerate priest right now.

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This. And I don't even like religion. Fuck priests.

But what a response. A post worthy of Jow Forums.

The church will never get purged.

Only pussy you'll be getting is boipussy from the choir you fucking child molester

A bunch of guys have left seminary already because all of the news thats been going around so pretty much all that's leftover are the guys who have catholic extremist views or do it for the respect and power.

Searh "il-confessionale" on google vids

your soul is being molested by demons right now.

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My body was already molested by the clergy when I was 11. I'm used to it now

True that's why when you smoke certain strands (especially the batches that have had curses laid on them) you can actually see the demons around you, they look like smoke

>tfw Dad and Grandpa want me to join the Masons with them
>go to a meeting
>it’s just a bunch of old dudes drinking and shit talking Catholics, telling me to oppose papists
top laff

of meth, that is

Lol I straight up don't believe this. I looked into it. Watched videos of the different orders following young initiates etc to get a feel for just how normal your life could be, what the vibe is etc. Just about every young priest I saw was exactly what you'd expect them to be, closeted gay men from religious families. Not sure if this is an attempt at a new meme, or trolling or what.

What in the fuck are you talking about????

Watch all the videos you want but everyones cassock comes off at some point

>closeted gay men
>everyone who isn't a horny dog trying to get a nut off is a gay guy
wew

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what were you wearing?

why don't they just let priests get married allready ffs? The catholic church could save itself from descent into total degeneracy if they just let their priests marry. Ukrainian catholic priests marry and it's just fucking fine.

They get plenty of pucci(boi)

Screwing while still in seminary isn’t even against the rules is it? I think a lot of folks would overlook that anyway. However once you’re an actual priest that behavior will become a lot more taboo. It’s one thing to have a gf or wife but if you’re like out at bars trying to hook up or meet with tinder thots then people will be right to question your priorities in life.