Just had surgery for testicle torsion, pain was so bad I vomited...

and out of /10?

it starts bad and gets worse by the minute, it's not "slight pain gradually getting unbearable". When it's on you know it's on

Thanks for the motivation bro.

This shit happened to some dude on my dorm week the first week of uni, I’ve never felt worse for someone’s else luck in life ever. He ended up dropping out because of it too.

i'm a hypochondriac and i've just assumed this shit has happened before. glad

why did he drop out bro?

There's some rock hard lumps in my testes and they've been there for a few years also I sometimes get really painfully dull pain shooting up from my testicle into my abdomen, should I go to a doctor? I really cbb tho

It happened right before classes started and I think it mentally broke him. Makes sense when you think of it from his POV:

>be 18 year old
>leave home for first time
>know no one
>wake up in terrible pain, try to endure it for a while but eventually break down and have to figure out how to get to the ER when you don’t have a car or anything
>get to ER
>turns out you need an expensive medical procedure and won’t be able to do any productive work for weeks
>first day of classes is in literally two days

I would’ve dropped out too desu desu

Apparently he was also already on the fence about going to a uni vs going to cc in his hometown. I think he also thought he wasn’t prepared for uni to begin with and that the testicular torsion pushed him over the edge

[spoiler]I hope he makes it[/spoiler]

good to know that my various intermittent ball pains were actually not testicular torsion. Whenever I google "balls hurt", I always end up convincing myself I have testicular torsion.

Holy fuck go see a Urologist STAT

u should absolutely go to the dr

me too. how do you deal with it?

It's been like a good 5 years since I first noticed my left testicle had some weird growths attached to it, over the years they spread out from my ballsack and into the abdomen, and recently some small hard lumps appeared. Only reason I haven't gone to the doctor is because I'm a self conscious retard and I don't want some doctor touching my nuts coz that gay

OP here, had over 6 men and women touch my dick in the span of 12, I don't give a shit, they get paid for it.

Doctors literally finger asses on a daily basis. Touching some dude's nuts is nothing to a doctor.

Stop being a fag and get your shit checked.

I was fat as fuck back in high school. I remembered sitting on the bleachers during a rally and the music bass was so loud that my jiggling thigh fat was vibrating my balls. Felt like they were getting tangled.

Not that user but I'd actually rather it was cancer and I die, so I'm going to leave it as long as possible.

dude, I hope you're fucking with us.

Y u no just untwist ball by hand ?

See I was kinda thinking about that being an option, but I realised it's all fun and games until it actually happens for real, so I'm hoping it isn't cancer but there's a chance they may have to remove my nut which means I could get test injections for free

Alright man it's your life. I hope you won't regret it. (protip: you will)

I'm being serious man, is it that bad?

Yeah I take it back, I don't want to tempt fate even via shit posting. Unlike the other Anons, mine's been a small lump on my left ball since I was 14. Hasn't gotten any bigger. It feels kinda like a vein or something. I wonder is it a healed rupture from one time my older brother punched me so hard in the nuts I vomited on his face and cried for an hour.

Isn't it your epididymis?

I had to go for that shit where they stick a camera up your dick to look into your bladder after I started pissing blood.

If you ever start pissing blood then kill yourself if it doesn't go away after a few week. I sure as fuck will be, having piss problems where you can't control your urine ruins your quality of life.

let this be a lesson to you boys.

I'm the nut user hi, I also have problems with pissing haha...

Human anatomy isn't actually as evolutionary perfect as a lot of people believe. Testicles and ovaries especially. They're kinda like a ball hanging on a rope. Sometimes they can get all twisted up, the more they twist the tighter the rope gets. Apparently it is one of the second most painful experience, next to damage to the achilles tendon. I feel for you OP.

yeah that's bad as fuck. You should have gone to the doctor years ago dude. You should go like first thing tomorrow morning.

Alright I'll go soon

You are a young guy so I respect your decision to continue with life, I am an oldfag it gave me such a shock I am selling everything I own and am going to go wild until I make a mistake and die in an accident, no fucking ways am I going to spend my finals years with shit like that.

Ten years of mild worry just melted in an instant,

I've had that for 7 years now. Had a doctor check it out and he said my balls are normal. I've self diagnosed it as varicocele(s). Don't worry about it, just use the pain as a reason for getting intoxicated. Do you have red dots protruding from your scrotum as I do, as well?

Don't think I have red dots, haven't seen any at least, also I don't drink, I just pop pain killers now and again

Even better. Also to prevent others from ending up with balls like mine; don't do nut-ups. It may be entertaining to move your nuts up and back down a few inches by contracting your nuts repeatedly but it's not worth it.

>nut-ups
Rolling

I remember I fixed it the first time myself, untwisting it somehow and applying painkilling ointment. Second time though, not so much, had to go for the surgery.
You lose genetic lottery and at some point it just happens. I mean there are cases where people just get fucked randomly at any point of their lives by their own body, it's just like that.

i think ignorance is bliss when it comes to hypochondria. the more you know about human anatomy/medicine/etc the more often you're gonna worry that some random ache or pain or feeling is x disease or condition or injury. i try to just chill but it's miserable

Top 3 things that can just fuck you over randomly:
1. Testicular torsion
2. Appendicitis
3. Cancer

>tfw omw to get all 3
Yay

Everyone says Live every day as if it's your last and everyone knows it but does anyone actually do it, humans greatest weakness is we like to gamble we always believe we can beat the odds.

>I have a vagina now!

Least they hooked up Dean with the total package in the end. Whatever that was

Leave the kid alone u faggot

>this thread

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cancer being the worst

you can avoid testicular torsion taking care of your nuts

you can avoid apendicitis by not eating like shit and taking your shits daily, people prone to apendicitis dont tend to poop everyday and have high bodyfat

but cancer is deadly, if you got cancer on your 70 after decades of hardcore smoking is one thing, now getting it while young and being healthy is a different background

so far i discovered the only way to avoid it is by sweating a lot throught exercise

sprinting, HIIT, drinking once a while, smoke a few cigs monthly, dont oversleep, sleep what your body NEEDS not more, not less

NOT OVEREARTING ffs bulking too much ruins your body and will make you prone to cancer in the future

fast once in a while

drink water mostly

eat fruits

take FUCKING SUN, people who worked outside all their lifes had less chance to get cancer

every once a while scratch your knees and make ir blood for inmune system strenghtening, hit a wall barenuckle for some mins every other day it will promote
cell regenerating, positive thinking and avoid taking showers with soap everyday, instead once every 3 days

im forget a lot more, one day i will make a post about it hope it helped

Every guy reading this thread should go check their balls right the fuck now.
Find any lumps? Things that don't belong? Make an appointment with your doctor TODAY. Do not wait.

people that have testicular torsion have a high chance of geting it again in the future hahahahaha

i dont want my balls to be touched my a man id rather die you fucking first world fagot DYEL larper

fuck off pol

Ah man, this is my nightmare and has been for almost a decade now. Damn, hope you have recovered from the trauma.

>tfw only have one ball since birth
>tfw can never experience testicle torsion
Get fucked, normalfags

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>I'll go soon
It's already too late by then.

>mom science: the post

Who do I go see for an examination? Doctor or specialist?

Get well soon.

Get sell soon

Only the other ball. The one that is fixed is immune to it.

bruh.. you guys know each other?

>tfw girl at my school used to kick me in the balls daily when I was 13yo
>tfw parents said "never hit a girl", too pussy to break her legs
>tfw decade+ later find out this apparently meant she fancied me
>tfw I'm terrified that she might have made me impotent
>tfw I hated that little cunt
The pain moved from my testes to my heart a long time ago user, but thanks anyway.

oh please post a pic of yourself. i cant wait to see what an abomination you must bee

Go get them checked by your doctor and if he finds something out of the ordinary he'll make you see an specialist

do u cum only like 1 drop of semen?

Not OP, but I've gone through this crap too.
It's sharp, sudden pain in the groin. Kinda like hitting your balls. It only grows stronger from that point on.
It is, in essence, just like getting punched in the balls. But the pain won't just go away after you "walk it off". It's a signal that one (in most cases) of your testicals is slowly dying from lack of oxygen / being stangled. From what I've been told by the urologist who operated on me, you've got ~8h before the chances of rescuing your testies start to drop rapidly.

Kidney stones. Do not forget the mother of all non-cancer pains.

No, same load like others, but I think I have bigger recharge time if you know what I mean

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Something similar used to happen to me at the same age user. I wish I wasn't such a fag back then, if I could go back in time I'd make my younger self fight back. I can't travel in time so I might as well just learn and never do the same mistake of letting others get away with it, even if it's just a "joke".

Testicular torsion was easily the worst pain I’ve ever felt in my entire life, worse than getting kicked in the balls. The fact that I lost my left ball to it as well just added insult to injury and the fact that the prosthetic looks weird makes me insecure about having sex

How did that happen though? Were you born without it or had it removed at birth for some reason?

Removed at birth because it wouldn't drop or something like that
Ill admit its kinda embarrassing, but at least my equipment works perfectly fine so theres that

sun is literally the fucking skin cancer monster dude. you are talking from your ass about pretty much everything.

reading that post was like watching sv3rige's video

I sometimes have this dull pain in my left testicle. Appears from time to time then goes away. This isn't anything to be worried about, right?

Don't panic.
At the next check up you may ask your doc about it, but it seems like just normal thing that can happen just by the virtue of how our testies are connected and their movement in the scrotum. But belive me, you WILL know if it ever really get serious.

t. amerimutt

I was afraid I had this once, but it ended up being a varicocele. The irony being the variocele TURNED into torsion because it would make my right nut sag down and since I "didn't have anything" (aka the ultrasound technician didn't do the right techniques to catch variocele) I just continued wearing loose boxers. Well at work one day I moved around in a chair and twisted my nut. Luckily I had no pain whatsoever but I had to go to the ER to have a doctor untwist it.

Remember if you think you have a varicocele, do NOT just "cough once" they could try to catch it. Bear down like you have to shit for a good 5 seconds and that will catch the blood flow. It took three testicle ultrasounds for them to confirm it. Unfortunately the problem will always be there, it doesn't bother me so much so I just wear tight boxer-briefs to lift the testicle. Eventually I'll have to do the surgery though.

I do hate how every Google query points to torsion - what I've learned if that of you have it you'll know it, worst pain of your life.

Riding a bicyle bro

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i get this shit at times too, specially when im walking, like it burns and its very sensible for a while

Lmao whenever I have random pains in my body I am thinking its cancer

i remember when i was younger (15-16) i tried to twist my left nut cuz i was bored. nothing really happened, but after learning what testicular torsion is im very happy nothing happened

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That sucks dude, hope you have a good recovery.

Wishing you a quick recovery!

>tfw girl at my school used to kick me in the balls daily when I was 13yo
Haha, dude, WHAT?

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Sounds bad man, someone in my class at high school had this. He said the pain was so bad he couldn't even move.

He didn't have to go through surgery though, managed to untangle himself in the waiting room, lucky guy.

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I thought you were more prone to appendicitis when eating fruits with seeds because they get stuck inside the appendix thus causing inflamation?

Testicular torsion was 100% the worst pain I've ever felt in my life. It starts off real dull and throbbing, and then it gets to the point where all you can think about it how bad your fucking ballsack hurts. If it starts getting bad, go IMMEDIATELY. Otherwise, like OP said, you could lose your nut.
Make sure to wear your briefs, anons. Your balls loosely bouncing around and getting tangled is what causes it, so be forewarned.

/thread

But get well soon OP

no, thats a myth, your stomach can diggest seeds without problems,
appendicitis is caused by not removing your poop correctly wich comes from eating too much FAT, too much carbohidrates and almost no fiber

anyways if you poop between once or twice a day your risk of getting appenditis is almost none

getting skin cancer is not that easy

you need sun

diverticulitis

this

You can. I hear manual detorsion is a think but it may only be a temporary measure in some cases. Also you have to know which way your ball was twisted so you can twist it the other way to undo it or risk making it worse.