Fembots, what are your minimum requirements for a bf? i'll start

>>brunette
Is that a word girls use? I don't think so

Here's your future.

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dude, dude... I FUCKING hate fortnite

Why would any woman want a guy who isn't attractive and desired? I want other women to be jealous of me, I want to know my man is secure and I don't have all the power
My ex had almost no social life and he was always paranoid about my male friends and if I was cheating on him. He yelled at me and punched the wall because he heard my friends voice on the phone one time.
I did end up fucking the friend because his insecurity was just sucking the life out of the relationship and I couldn't respect a man like that
He ended up crying when he found out we were fucking, he was a man child
I want a confident high status man

i am. contact?

if not bait, just know that you have fully earned it when some dude premeditated murders you.

beggars cannot be choosers

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You sound like a loser just like him. They guy actually asked if Marcus's dick was bigger than his, I'm like ''yeah of course, why do you think I'm leaving you''
and he calls me a fucking whore
you incels and your fragile emotions
it's not my fault you're insecure
I dont owe you anything

>anything but white
>at least 7.5x6.0
>at least 6'2
>not a virgin
>not fat

>I did end up fucking the friend because his insecurity was just sucking the life out of the relationship and I couldn't respect a man like that
>I did end up fucking the friend
and this is why thots with "male friends" are just not worth your time.
boyfriend dogged a bullet there.

Haha that's my name. Now dox me
Screw you fbi

Disgusting coal burner. I hope your nigger bf beats you daily.

>white, asian, or mixed
>feminine
>competitive
>into or familiar with anime
>fine with or into offensive humor

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>disgusting fat virgin dicklet coping with racism not realizing it just highlights his insecurity

Yeah good luck telling a girl we cant be friends with who we want, you sexist incel

I may be 215lb with a 5" dick but I'm still better than you.

>anything but white
wew

Lmao just pathetic, my black boyfriend is ver 3 inches longer
He's 6'2'' and plays basket ball

but they FUCKED!
how does that not prove my point?
either way I wouldn't have to tell her shit because I wouldn't be dating her in the first place.

That might be the most low effort bait I've ever seen.

>6'2'' and plays basket ball
obviously not very well, also it's a shitty sport

user, lets watch anime together.

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>suicidal fat dicklet
No no user you're not better than anyone you are trash stuffed in a human shaped garbage bag and no amount of cope changes that kys

>black
>athletic
>at least 6 foot
>talented at sports or making music

>white or colored
>5'8"
>NEET
>resentful of women, btw im not liek other grils.
>dark bags under eyes
>chubby or skelly is fine
>hobbie include gaming, smoking weed, drinking heavily, going out on night walks
>Into manga and anime, SOL, shoujo, etc.

Hey! That's me minus addictions.

I'm 6'2", can I be your bf?

>any race as long as he was raised in a western country
>5'8+
>skelly, average or athletic
>5.5 inches
>submissive, or submissive leaning vanilla
>atheist or non religious
>leftist
>working or in education

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ideally hapa and attractive.
currently, however, im crushing on my first mixed black guy.
t. asian fembot

>tfw no neet fembot gf to watch anime with
I think they'd be asleep rn though, it's 6 am.

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all this but i lean to the right
after the last election everything got shooken up

Why even put a race then moron that covers everything

>this has to be bait, right? for the love of all things pure please tell me this is bait.
Are you legitimately this new to how women work? This is not a special case, literally all of them are like that. If it turns out that you actually like them, they'll start treating you like shit immediately.

>iq of at least 150
Too bad nobody that smart is dumb enough to spend time with your gay ass.

You know what's funny about this, I just got the fragile emotions and incel and not owing me anything speech a few days ago. It's like they're all reading from the exact same script.

Do you have a discord? I'm everything but skelly, but I'm not fat either.

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Do women really just want to be impregnated by a negroid and left to be single mothers of a mixed baby that's going to be rejected by the rest of society for the entirety of it's life?
Women must not only have been brain washed to hate white men but also to hate themselves.
There really is no future for this world.

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actually this though

this is bait. no one way is the meme actually being acted out

its bait you fucking retarded faggot holy shit kek you should have figured this out two posts in the reason youre here is clearly autism

nice to me

>virgins coping instead of bettering themselves

And that's why you lose losers

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>its bait you fucking retarded faggot
I know, that's why it's funny. I'm saying that I got the same thing as an actual talk from someone.

>black or asian
>5'10+
>Willing to deal with me being slightly more emotionally needy than average
>cute or modestly attractive
>kind hearted

I am everythinf. Including left leaning and skelly
but I do not want to contact you

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your literally describing me dude i'm even hapa

this is me exactly. hmu bb

That's me. Do I send nudes now or..

That's cool. I'm too autistic to maintain online relationships, I wasn't expecting anything to come out of this.

Will you be nice to me in return?

>5'8 or taller
>nice, but not creepily nice, just a gentleman
>likes horror
>has good hygiene
>uplifting and positive, to help me stay strong when im not feeling well mentally
>200 lbs max/fine with anything a little over, weight fluctuates i understand
>can handle spacey people
>doesn't do sex for pleasure, only for reproducing, kissing and other intimate acts are ok all the time though

yee

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I also lied because I am religious, right leaning and dominant leaning vanilla. I just felt like messing with those two thirsty anons.

i mean you can but dont expect me to reciprocate,

Honestly can't tell how many of these are fembots and how many are larping

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whats the point for being in a relationship if you won't have sex for pleasure

Frick you Stacy whore I love fortnite

>alt-right is k-selected

checks out

why do you want a guy with such a small dick? i never thought i'd be too big for someone's ideal

Read OPs post again you chimp

shit i meet most but im only 6 ft

because i just want someone to be really close to and have fun with, im a virgin and i dont think sex would feel good to me because i have vaginismus so i cant even masturbate without pain, but i still yearn for that fuzzy feeling you get when your SO hugs you tightly and then you sit together and watch a scary movie or something, i imagine its just as good as sex right?

>insecure alt right loser pretending online

Nooooo waaay

whale you not looking at other men he will surely be looking at other women

even for a minimum
that's pretty tragic

>be me
>white
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>6'4
>10 inch dick
>makes at least $1,000,000 a year
>200 iq
>muscular
>wants kids
>willing to spend money

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>I'm a virgin and i dont think sex would feel good to me because i have vaginismus so i cant even masturbate without pain
So? I can still fuck your mouth, asshole, armpits, tits, feet, thighs, and so on.

>minimum requirements
>most of the requirements are unrealistically high even for males that never posted on Jow Forums
this is why you are fembots and not just regular females, i bet most of you are not fit, obese or probably not even 6/10

makes sense

original

Literally me to the t
Ori

>be all of these things
>still no gf

I know this is bait. But it sounds a lot like one of my ex girlfriends. Some women are like this. Just the way it is.
Young men: the second you see the signs, leave her.
The easiest rule is if she makes you unhappy or worried for any reason, she's doing it on purpose or doesn't care about you. Leave her, and if you have nothing to live for, then kill her.

ok well then thats fine i guess.

>Some women are like this.
All, unfortunately.

if a fembot actually posted this i thought it was very cute

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>5'7+
>black or asian
>smart
>wants to improve self
>lets me cook but knows how to
>plays vidya and watches anime
>15-19yo
>not skinny but not to fit

Hardmode:
>Lets me dress him in cute feminine cosplay

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>when you realize that this is a false flag thread about female standards
>dating apps have increased the availability of men to women to the point where partners may be chosen with wild standards
>this will only advance as the future becomes the present
Yes, rebel against the opposite gender of your species so that the lizard niggers can push their technophilia and you get locked down even harder. Enjoy being mated out of the gene pool due to your social ineptitude.

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I have a pretty tight vag.

>insecure
>alt right
>loser
I am a loser in some respects but successful in others. I never said I was alt right and I am not insecure.

You'd be surprised when sex is off the table yes all that is better than sex, but only when sex is off the table. You won the gender coin flip so don't worry there's multiple guys in a 10 mile radius that would love that

Where do you live?
I think I fit.

Sure here you go
DumbroastieGTFOmyboard#6666

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Usually women with this issue go into some really crazy BDSM fetish shit to compensate, are you into that at all? I'm not, I'd prefer just regular non-vaginal sex and cute romantic things.

even if you get quads this bait is still the shittiest i've seen in a while
>black or asian
do you hate whites? otherwise realistic requirements

>feminine
>competitive
Pick one

>6'2"
>Plan on being rich and currently have a well paying job
>Brown/Dark Blonde Hair
>Blue eyes
>Likes weeb shit
Is this enough to get a robot gf pls? Thanks. I hope that she at leasts likes anime and isn't a landwhale and also has some sort of job or hobby.

What is OPs pic copied from

>do you hate whites?
Not necessarily but I have never dated one nir ever been attracted to one.

if you're attractive yes.

If you have an ugly face and body, no.

>be male
>read this thread
>lose all hope

Tfw you're black, 6'2, bench 400lbs
Boxing/mug Thai/MMA trained
Borderline rich
Mensa IQ
But no gf because everyone sees you as sex object

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