/r9gay/ - #475

I'm willing to gatekeep if it meant less people would be stuck on loveless relationships.

>how sexual these threads are.
Didn't the last thread end with two anons professing that they find vanilla very hot?

Almost every single OP image is obviously sexual in tone. These threads shouldn't even be called /r9gay/ in my opinion, I just want to be really close friends.

ideally you want to be attracted to the individual not the gender. do whoever you fall in love with!

>I just want to be really close friends.
Then you can talk about that and if other people want to, too, they will join in.
Don't really know why you get scared by an OP image.

>find vanilla very hot
That's pretty ironic honestly, being turned on by just being normal which at the same time is not normal.

Shouldnt have accepted normalfags in here.

i agree buddy but really just ignore the sexual posts, don't respond to them

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>Don't really know why you get scared by an OP image.
It gives people looking in on the thread the wrong idea, image very related.

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>turned on by just being normal
Maybe it's the longing for being normal that cerates weirdness? Interesting thought, honestly.
I believe it's kind of a casual filter, you know? It doesn't necessarily have to be on the inside what the outside says.
But yeah, faggots should be gassed, honestly

Be my asexual bf user. We won't talk about sex, ever. We'll just love each other and read books and watch documentaries and play video games together. It'll be perfect!

i'm bored of people complaining about this, fags are gonna be fags and you're not accomplishing anything

Doing god's work, fagnon.

>asexual bf
>bf
I hope that stands for "best friend".

>fags are gonna be fags
They ruin it for those of us who don't act like that. That should be pretty obvious.

Wait, are you coming to gay threads wihtout being gay and then complain about the thread being gay?

>fags are gonna be fags
>you're not accomplishing anything
not with that attitude

Mark my words, one day /r9k. will be a blue board.

liking vanilla isn't normal?? what kind of people do you have in your life user?

God tier husband material

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I know learning these terms is sthoopid but, Asexual isn't the same thing as Aromantic, I know it's weird.

I came here because there's no /bfg/ - best friend general, and the asexual user's discussion here seems the closest to it.

yeah they're annoying but the complaining isn't working, can't we find a better strategy?

That's not what I mean per se, I'm refering to the sole fact of refering to it as Vanilla is kinda weird, it should just be normal stuff, I don't know if I'm explaining myself well but I think even knowing the term and classifying it as that instead of y'know things couple do implies a moderate knowledge of sexual stuff.

You're literally the definition of a culture-destroying migrant
>come to a country whose culture is different than what you wanted
>most of society in that country likes their culture
>instead of going to another country with culture of your own, you instead try to change the country to fit your culture instead

What is wrong with people like you?

So you don't want anything sexual and you don't want a boyfriend, only a best friend. I don't think this thread is for you user, I don't think you're gay.

Jow Forums is infamous for the amount of sexually frustrated people, you have better luck on /soc/, which I know it's even more sexual than here but you specify what are you looking for

Well then where do I go? Do I make a "best friend general"? I don't know anyone in real life and the Steam threads Jow Forums used to have didn't yield good results. Is having best friends who you're very close to something unique to childhood? If so, maybe I'll just kill myself.

>you have better luck on /soc/
you mean the board full of camwhores and normalfags? doesn't sound like good friend material. it's narcissism, the board.

I've heard of other fags complaining about roasties showing up at gay bars, and I think I finally understand what they mean. You literally have an entire website, go somewhere else. On Jow Forums and on /lgbt/, gay threads are few and far between, with regular attacks from trannies and edgy robots. Yet, you seem to think that you can just sneak into a gay thread and demand that we change our ways so that you feel more comfortable. Create your own thread, don't fuck up ours.

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A van?

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>homecoming was a double date between me, the girl I took, the guy I have a crush on, and his gf.

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AND THEN WE ALL RAPED THE ASEXUAL GUY LMAO

I did acknowledge that, but you can easily know who those people are and besides, you just need a good presentation card on discord threads and you'll find people, sorry if that doesn't end up working tho

why is he such a perfect bf?

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>gay threads are few and far between
>on /lgbt/
>the gay containment board
doubt

>tfw a boomer
>tfw will never have a bf
>tfw can only dream about it

>asexual
>in a fag thread
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how can anyone have a crush on someone who isn't single? how?!

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>tfw no bf who hates people who talk about sex in public but loves doing it in private
>ywn convert an asexual user into a complete slut who loves having sex with you
I thought I was asexual too, but doing anything with your bf is so hot, it literally doesn't matter what you do. Even if you only jack off together it's still a thousand times better than doing it alone.

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You'd be surprised but almost everything there is about trannies. Last time I checked it out anyway.

/lgbt/ is dominated by trans

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Female psychology dictates that an occupied male has to have inherent value because another woman already made all the work to assess said value.
Something like that, only that gays seem to have that spot in their brain as well.

imagine being such an idiot that you say something so wrong that you're too embarrassed to make another reply in the thread

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I don't understand the confusion, just because I don't want to have sex with a guy doesn't mean I don't want to love a guy and be in a relationship with one.

I'm not surprised nobody here can understand what not wanting sex means though, considering 95% of /r9gay/ are just sluts asking why they can't stop inviting guys over to fuck them. Here are two examples from recent threads.

I have done that a few times on past threads, I closed the page and didn't came here for a few days

They're just roleplayers (because LARP implies they roleplay IRL) don't believe them.

right well maybe i'm too alpha for that... heh...

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I thought this was the same dude, but to point out these two as examples of most of the thread being sluts says to me you never really read through the thread because a good chunk of the thread are guys either talking about how much they just want someone to love.

Suit yourself.
I for one sometimes had crushes on people in relationships but I always make sure if they are in a relationship before I try to 'make a move' and do something very stupid.

Ive has a crush on this guy since before he started dating her, I got a gf to try and paper over these feels but it isnt working.

I once auto-filled my name and email on a thread in /v/

That's pretty embarassing, sorry you had to go through that user, I'm curious what messages the people that do that by accident get.

Because he checks off a ton of the boyfriend checkboxes
>blonde
>twink
>wears black skintight outfit
>cat ears and tail
>super dorky
>kind and sweet
>tragic backstory

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I only got a few. Luckily I was trying to create a thread which got mostly ignored. But still, I avoided the board for a long time, although that's probably a good thing.

I forgot usually all the thread I make there just die fast and no one replies, I'm glad it didn't got really bad.

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Alright American anons, time for bed.

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big missteps user... i'm sorry to hear it...

I have insomnia, go to sleep while I hang around with the euro anons

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Nope, I'll hold you until you fall asleep. You can't escape.

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That would be really cute to feel, it's a shame no matter how much I close my eyes I just can't find any rest, still just hugging would be enough to make me feel better even if I don't get to sleep at all.

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But I still have to shower and go to the store to get bus money for tomorrow morning!

Daily reminder that it's a capital offense to leave any future or potential bf alone in their bed.

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I've been messaging him so often I think I'll give him a break for a couple of days

Finish your shower and come to bed. I'll drive you tomorrow, babe.

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>gay men larp'ing on the internet about having sex
Probably not. It's pretty easy to have sex as a gay man, if you can't, you're probably extremely unattractive.

Well there's a reason they're here and posting with anime images.

most of the people here don't want anything sexual to be honest. You lurk these threads for a long enough time and you figure out 70% of the people that post here are just legitimately lonely and would take anything at this point.

and 70% of them would drop their bf for a girl in a heart beat.

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I-I....I want to believe this is true so badly....

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>working 2 jobs now
>So tired from studying and working constantly
>family doesn't love me and is far away
>have a few friends but no bf
>have had comments about me apparently looking sad and depressed all the time and super anxious despite me trying to come out of my shell and trying to socialize and go out
>everyone who I consider dating turns out to be really creepy or way too flamboyant and obnoxious
>Just want a nice comforting bf I can cook for and play games with
>come from a poor family and don't even have my ged even though I'm studying a lot and id feel bad if I met a great guy because I'm not good enough for really many people

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oh i don't care who's in the majority, just saying that ignoring seems better than complaining

I wholeheartedly agree with you, it's just fucking weird as fuck that actually gay people talk about gay shit in a supposedly "gay" general and then get screeched at.

I mean I love ya'll but some of you need to chill. This general used to have a lot of cute bf poster stories but I'm guessing they got scared away too unfortunately, I liked reading those.

I used to post about my bf but then he cheated on me, I forgave him and tried to be friends with him but he was so mentally unstable he pretty much left me again, I wish the man I knew last year was still around and not the carcass of a human being he is now.

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People only seem to screech at people who mention having random sex on grindr, or those who mention HRT. Rightfully so honestly.

both are black holes that will suck weak minds into them.

>forgiving someone that cheats on you
Ouch user. Never do that again, and I hope you find someone better!

>M-M-MUH CHASTITY UNTIL MARRIAGE
I agree with the HRT stuff but jesus christ some of you guys are purely delusional.

tfw fat aging 23 year old twink

and here's an example of what to ignore

>CHASTITY UNTIL MARRIAGE
How is not having random sex with strangers the same with saving yourself until marriage? I have no problem if two people in a relationship go at it, super good friends who have known each other for a long time I will let slide too even though I find it questionable. The people who deserve scorn are the people who let dudes fuck them at complete random like a cheap whore, which is what the grindr type are.

>The people who deserve scorn are the people who let dudes fuck them at complete random like a cheap whore, which is what the grindr type are.

>a humans worth is dependent on how much sex they have or haven't had

You sound like one of those ugly as fuck incels that claim every girl that has ever been with a dude before them is a vapid slut.

I don't say this often but I fucking hate your kind, neck yourself.

i'm telling you dude. just don't respond.

Daily reminder that only degenerates engage in premarital non-missionary sex.

I'm laying in bed and I don't have a cute boyfriend to hold me as I fall asleep. How much more suffering must I endure?

absolutely. boys with self respect seems so rare...

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I have no problem with people who have had sex before in a failed relationship. You seem to be missing the, "random strangers" part of what I said. It has nothing to do with vapidity, it has everything to do with lacking basic self respect.

If you use a self-harming vice that carries risk of disease to fill a void in yourself then how can I be sure you are disease free, you don't have a sex addiction, or that you are not a histrionic cheater? I can't. Same reason why people judge drug addicts to be thieves. Human worth? The only people who say they have no human worth are those who treat themselves like they have no human worth. Dudes who disrespect themselves that badly aren't partner material until they get some help for their vices and learn to value themselves.

To the user that said Epilation > waxing in the other thread, it is much easier to do on yourself, however it is less effective at lowering hair growth afterwards

The way in which epilators pull out hair is similar to waxing, although unlike waxing, they do not remove cells from the epithelium of the epidermis.

who's "we", faggot

weez nuts lmao

That's tuff user, I hope you have better luck in the future

>tfw got to work early and just sitting and waiting in my car
HURRY UP I NEED TO PEE

Go to pee at a tree!