Getting a job

they don't "want" anything. You just need to be charismatic enough to get in good with people, make connections, and move up the ladder with those friends giving you hand up like the majority of people in the higher world do.

t r u s t m e

They're pretty selective though.

So if it takes me months-years to get a connection with somebody should I just neck myself then

Do it. I joined and it is pretty nice for the robot. Easy to get into if you arent retarded.

It should never take that long. Something as little as a 5-minute conversation at a party can do the trick. The thing with that though is that it requires a little bit of luck; however, considering how some types of people gravitate towards each other, that shouldn't be too difficult.

But I still know how hard that is for a lot of people on this site especially, considering their condition. That's the first major hurdle that they need to overcome.

I'm going to become youtube famous and invest in private businesses for passive income so I can focus on philosophy and raising a family.

really wish my parents would kick me out. fuck i can't even enjoy entertainment anymore because i'm too busy worried about the future but i'm not doing anything to fix it.

Parents kicking us out won't solve anything. I'm going to try asking my parents for help. I'll ask my dad how he got his first job and how to make friends etc

Imagine being given money for the sole reason that you exist

You simply cannot gauge how much salt pours out of me whenever I get reminded of disability bucks being a thing

people are too cowardly or lazy to kill off the weak, so until that happens gobble gobble to your tax dollars

look into how much a military cost to sit around blowing up billion dollar warheads for fun and you won't feel so bad

>25 yo neet
>history of major depression and anxiety disorders
>likely on the autism spectrum
>never had a job
>failed final year of high school due to mental breakdown
>dropped out of uni due to mental breakdown
>zero references to put on resume
>socialise about once a year, chronic shut in

I am simply fucked. And I'm resigned to that. I will likely kill myself in the next decade

R u me?
I'm 27

I don't even make that working.

Well I'm on disability so I'm going to lie around at home and do nothing as much as I want. Fuck norman society, it has no place for people like me, that's why they're paying me to stay away from it.

I'm a 29 yo former neet I'm a carpentry hand and work in a factory at night. Most people I work with are relatable. It's not so bad and keeps me in shape. Get in shape neets the normies will respect you for it if you put yourselves out there and they will hire you for physical jobs.

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I'm just gonna kms and hoping to reincarnate as a better person I am now.

but why bother wageslaving if you're in a position where you can buy a shotgun and end your life confidently, quickly, and painlessly
aren't you tired of being itchy? even healthy normans get itchy all the time

life is rough for people like us

it sucks having no one to talk to or to relate to you
I understand that everyone is too busy doing their own thing, but it still hurts

i tried working like a normie. i cant hold a steady job which makes it hard to get new jobs. the cycle got worse as time passed and now i've given up and live with family. i feel like shit because i can't even give them a bit of money just to justify myself living here.

off highschool worked for a ear 18-19, with the money i saved became a neet for 19-23, just turned 24 and work a shitty orderpicking job, nightshift

pays like 15 euros/hour so its aight, called in tuesday and could start next week wednesday

plan is to work till my 30th or some shit and then just neet till all my money is gone and then suicide

wish my parents were actually mad when i was a neet instead of being retards and supportive

fuck man i watched this one rap video years ago when i was stoned off my ass and the dude goes "snoop doggy dog, you better get yourself a jobby job" and that really resonated with me. I got a job at a grocer literally that same week, I was 16. Fast forward ten years and I occasionally get these white dudes asking me wanting to talk the manager, I know they're asking for a job but they're not gonna get it since we aint hiring lol.

Yeah my Gen X dad was very disappointed I didn't do that to random shops which were onbiously not hiring. And even if they were would just tell you to fuck off and go online

Isekai irl when? I just want to go on adventures with other robots

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what country are ya in??

I wanna get a comfy part time job fixing computers so i can buy more vidya

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"fixing computers" is mostly dealing with retarded people though

That sounds pretty scary but maybe I'll also learn how to deal with them?

Just work a part time comfy dishwasher/cooler stocker gig and collect disability. You'll end up richer than the normalfags.

How old are you and how long have you lived at your parents past 18? I feel like you should have already talked to him about this

Well the fact that we are signed into this capitalist system at birth might be why... nobody asked for this.

Unfortunately, strapping Jihadis to warheads and blowing them up for fun is against the Geneva Convention.

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>work history
>college degree
>volunteer work
>good references
>no place will hire me because I took two months off after graduating
fuck this gay earth. I just wanted some time to relax after studying my whole life.

Coming out of my 1 year NEET cocoon. Recently got a job as a cart pusher/cleaner wagecuck; not looking forward to it though i need to buy a car and learn to drive

don't do it, I have been working fulltime for a month and I feel my inner monologue quieting.

I am becoming an npc

How old are you

Oreganoliolololok

I have two parents and one brother. I can live with this style of life as 20 years more

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>tfw $3000 a month disability for being autistic enhanced by brain injury

How did you get a brain injury, user?

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getting blown up in a foreign desert fighting for the interest of j-wish bankers

20. 21st is approaching in November