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I have some "feelings" for my best friend for about 4 years now, should I tell her? if so, how?

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Why would you be friends with a foid in the first place? I never understood this.

punch her in the womb and leave her a present

If she hasn't tried to grab your dick yet she probably doesn't want it.

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How do you not fuck clams? It's too easy!

Sing her a song anewnie. Invite herto the movies. Take her out to the zoo. Give subtle hints. Introduce her to tyrone and watch her get blacked.

>sangan
>magic cylinder
>induced explosion
>miracle flipper

Lmao nigger has no fucking clue how to piece a deck.

Its simple... U shouldn't. I have a friend with this problem. her bestfriend for over 7 years is in love with her. She was actually in really bad mental state... She saw him as a brother... A bestfriend someone she could talk to about everything... She begame somewhat distant to him... For some time ofc after she realized she can do anything and he wouldn't left her. She became to tease him slowly torturing him just for her pleasure. She told me that she enjoys tozing with guys its her hobby she's always surrounded with multiple white knights.

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>She begame somewhat distant to him... For some time ofc after she realized she can do anything and he wouldn't left her. She became to tease him slowly torturing him just for her pleasure.
This is exactly what's happening to me now.

If you can't just get over it, which is probably the case, it's best to stop being friends either by fucking her or literally stopping the friendship.

Sounds harsh but they are your realistic choices. It's extremely unlikely that she feels anything past friendship for you after this long because of how girls' sex brains work, so it's probably option #2.

It will be an uncomfortable friendship for you if you constantly have unreturned feelings and for her if she has to second guess your motives all the time. Source: had to stop being friends with the girl whom I'll probably never stop being in love with

Your dick in her hands there is no other way...

>and for her if she has to second guess your motives all the time.
Yeah I'm sure he's going to rape her through the screen. Women are so fucking fragile and entitled it's laughable.

This has happened to me a few times now OP.

It happens because our brains are so fucking desperate for an emotional relationship, which dudes are really shitty at giving.

I've tried two methods. In one case I abruptly confessed all my feelings at once. It went so fucking poorly. She acted nice but from her point of view it was just awkward and uncomfortable. I still talk to her but she definitely doesn't go out of her way to hang out anymore.

The second method was just casually joking about it from time to time until the moment is right. Then just being honest about you are attracted to them but still want to be friends. I want to emphasize being honest here because your brain will tell you to keep things back. Being open and upfront will solve a ton of problems. I still talk to this friend daily and hang out every other week at least

>which dudes are really shitty at giving.
What the fuck are you even talking about.

>The second method was just casually joking about it from time to time until the moment is right. Then just being honest about you are attracted to them
This is what I did. She said she never saw me that way (despite flirting with me all the time) and basically ghosted me.

>you know what rhymes with "feelings"?
Rape.

Satanic quints

But alas. You failed

Wasted on a fembot larp bait thread. Shame. I hope didn't forget to sage the thread.

Recently revealed to my best friend (who is female) that I'd started having obsessive thoughts about her (diagnosed OCD big yikez). We used to speak daily and now not at all, my advice is don't have any strong platonic friendships with females if you're robot af.

>We used to speak daily and now not at all
Why are women so insane that they can just cut contact and not feel shit?

And what the fuck do they even think they'll be accomplishing by that except you hating them?

What's the point if neither option brings a satisfying resolution?
Simply cut off all contact and move on, if these are your available choices.

It wasn't as one sided as that, we talked about it for a bit and mutually agreed to keep some distance from each other for a while while I sort out my head space, but alas I think there's some irreversible damage done and it's never going to be the same as it used to. Absolutely fucking me up inside and I assume it's fucking her up a bit too.

>mutually agreed to keep some distance from each other for a while while I sort out my head space,
That just means she wanted you to agree with her that she's abandoning you.

Ok user bear with me for a bit, it took me 10+ years as a robot before I finally figured this shit out.

Expressing emotion is healthy, and makes you feel a lot better. You need someone to express emotions to in order to actually feel good about it. Guy friends will actively avoid feelings shit 99% of the time. Girls thrive on that shit. Most guys want a gf for the purpose of emotional support but don't even realize you can get that from a female friend without any real commitment.

There is a girl who I explicitly told "I am attracted to you but as long as you understand that its my subconscious then we can still be friends right?" And she was ok with it. We vent to each other about our feelings and it is very satisfying.

He'll never get pussy with that inconsistent hand. She'll just activate her Anti-dick fragrance trap and make him wait till he otks from blue balls damage. He shoulda ran desires if wanted a chance. Ohh and uhh the girl thing, yeah if you have feelings for her and don't care about the awkwardness after being rejected *if you get rejected* then I'd say go for it.