If you could go back in time and right a missed opportunity, but only once, what would you go back and fix?

>Go back to the time my mom was pregnant and abort myself
100% this. The worst thing is I recently learned my mom had an abortion like two years before she had me. I wish she just kept that fucking chump and aborted me instead. Let that fucker deal with the misery of everyday life. I just want the blackness of the abyss Im fucking tired of this hell.

>come across socially isolated awkward girl two years younger than me during my senior year of high school
>I don't immediately bully/ignore her, so she latches onto me
>realize I can probably use this to get my dick wet
>she invites me to a party at her house
>just me, her, and two other social outcast girls with
>they decide to play truth or dare
>get two of them to make out with each other
>one of them gets frisky, dares me to take my dick out
>all three of them egging me on to do it
>I chicken out and refuse
>regret it every day since then

I wouldn't be a shallow cunt and I would have started dating my best friend instead of choosing an 'attractive' piece of shit over him

I'm sorry that not everything's working out for you guys, and I know that sometimes it feels like life is a never ending cycle of failure and misery, but believe it or not, you have made a significantly huge, positive impact on someone at some point in your life. If you weren't here, the world would not be the same, whether you view that as a good thing or not, people love and care about you. I hope that things end up on the up and up soon for you guys, don't give up hope too soon, life always finds a way! I'm not exceptionally gifted with motivational or positive texts, but do remember that you guys are amazing and have made a huge positive impact.

>I hope that things end up on the up and up soon for you guys, don't give up hope too soon,

Nah I am a 35 year old neet who has been getting treated for various mental health issues for the last 20 years. They told me early on it would get better. Teachers, doctors family members all said it would get better. It didn't get better it has only become worse.

The final straw was moving back to this shit hole small town 300 miles away from anything relevant. I always told my parents if we were forced to move back here I would kill my self, even going as far as burning myself alive if that was the only method available. Yet they still insisted that we all move back anyway. My suicide isn't just to get off the ride. Its also to get back at them and prove to them I was fucking serious. All this is in my long ass Elliot Roger-esque rant. I don't care if it ruins their lives anymore. They ruined my life twice and payback is a bitch.

>significant impact
>implying ive ever interacted with anyone besides my parents
ive probably ruined their life too

How did you get psychosis user? How do you know you have psychosis?

Shut up you fucking bacteria. Spare me your fucking platonic after-school special bullshit. You don't know me so quit acting like you do.

I would have told her that I loved her before it was too late. Now, I just shamble along without much meaning. My achievements, the high regard my peers hold me in, the money, nothing matters. I would give it back in a second for her.

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I'd go back to when NieR Automata was still in development and kill anyone involved in the creation of 2B, and then bide my time and do the same with Nintendo with the crown so Bowsette and 2B would stop existing.

Fucking normalfaggots flooding otherwise decent threads and servers with pictures of their overrated trash waifus.

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>shit hole small town
What's so bad about small towns? Less noise and pollution, no congested traffic or droves of dense crowds.Is the internet connection shit?

There is no reason for a shit internet connection in the year of our lord 2018 unless you can't afford the measly $500 to lay down a fiber line to your home. Every ISP offers it these days.

Does it really cost

Fucking nothing to do other than be surrounded by old people. I may be a neet but I used to go to the zoo or to microcenter to buy PC parts and shit. If I ever get well enough to get a job it won't be happening here because there are no fucking jobs. Furthermore everyone is nosy as fuck and will recognize you around town. You constantly bump into the same fucking people over and over. There are no decent restaurants, Internet is 90 dollars a month for a whopping 10 mbps. only other option is fucking dial up. The women here are disgusting with unwashed hair and bleach stained shirts. The only middle class people here are old people and everyone else is a fucking slave. Its a complete fucking shit hole and literally nothing can save this place other than bombing it into oblivion. Would probably save the state some money in the end.

I also hate redneck culture and the reality is you are more alone in the city than a small town because everyone knows each other. Fucking old people stare me down all the time at fucking Mc Donalds because they have fuck all to do so they do that shit all day. Meanwhile in the city no one gives a shit what you do as long as you are not a threat.

There is no future here. I weep for the few children here because all they will ever be is a goddamn slave working at wal-mart their entire poverty riddled lives. And those kids will be the lucky ones.

Small towns are shit unless they are close enough to larger cities to commute. Towns like this are basically nothing more than giant prisons. Only good thing is some of my former bullies are around and its only a matter of time until I run into one and shove my knife through his fucking eyes.

That time I tried to hang myself

fpbp
every reply after this is useless

Usually there's a fiber line running through, even in shitty rural areas. My village has less than 1000 people and we still have one running through. You just need to run a line to connect.

I would have saved the 50k lump sum I got instead of spending it all in 6 months

Go back a few days, enter the lottery with winning numbers. There, fixed

Transition young

I'd fuck all the women that were interested in me, but I was too autistic to notice.

When I was 15 I had this GF that was obsessed with me and wanted to fuck, but I didn't like her that much emotionally so I didn't have sex with her because I would feel bad.

In hindsight, she had an awesome vagina (all later vaginas have been inferior) and I would have had feeling for her after sex 100%.

She probably would have lost interest after getting popped anyways. I never even suspected at that age that girl might just want to lose her virginity and took everything too seriously.

there really isnt anything that could have been done once i was born. winning the lottery would be nice but to really solve my issues requires changing genetics

Go back 2 years ago and convince myself not to go to uni. I'll probably dress like a homeless guy too and make up some lie about the world ending, just to mess with my past self.

My past self will try and back out because of abuse from parents (they forced me to go) but I would just tell him to walk out anyway. Not worth the debt.

If all that fails, go to Plan C: Tactical extraction. Pic related. Shit was really bad for me back then...

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Take my social anxiety seriously and go to therapy.
The fact that my family was just brushing it off as shyness didn't help. Took them way too long to notice something is not right.

Buy tons of bitcoin unironically.
Money would be the solution to literally all my problems atm.

I would have had sex with my sister when she asked me to.

My immediate thought before even entering this thread

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