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Who do you lift for Jow Forums?

I lift for Triss.

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cringe

I lift for the God-Emperor of Mankind

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My tomboy waifu.

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>Triss
>Not Yen

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Enjoy your Triss

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Yen is an annoying cunt caring only about magic and power. Triss on the other hand would make a good mother if she could get pregnant. Basically all I want to say is that you're a pleb with a shit taste and should never post about waifus ever again.

Triss is a doormat slut, I garuntee if you find a girl like that she will cheat on you on the side simply because another guy spoke nice to her one day. Yen is a cunt but not only will she be more loyal she will drive you to do great things, unlike just get fat together.

Not to mention Yen is a raven which is the patricians taste in women.

She's Geralt's bitch

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>TFW Magnus just wanted to warn your daddy your brother was coming to murder him.

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Based

I would like to remind you that yen only cared about geralt because they were bound together through a spell. If it wouldn't be for the spell she wouldve fucked Djistrka. Triss truly cared about geralt. Also she has better and bigger tits.

ONLY HOTARU

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I broke the spell and told her to fuck off but she kept clinging to geralt and getting pissy when he tried to get some intimacy with triss

When you chose Triss the outro mentions that their home always smelled like freshly baked cake and cookies. I really liked that thought..

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Yeah, Yen leads to a adventurous way, triss is the motherly type.

fpbp

t. shit taste

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Is the Witcher 3 worth it? I played the second one and loved it, but somehow I am hesitant. Is the story good? What about combat?

The combat is better but still pretty shit and repetitive.

The main story is very basic but some of the sidequests are great.

Both DLCs are great with HoS being god tier

bro hotaru is better in every way possible
>bigger tits
>curvy ass
>sexy spiral eyes

Yes, get the GOTY edition.

I lift for her too.

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>yen only cared about geralt because they were bound together through a spell
I dont give a shit what happens in the book and this is not the case in TW3

The story is good and pretty much all the game has going for it. Play on easy mode or even very easy mode so the combat doesnt get stale so fast

>this is not the case in TW3
Then you've not played it. There's literally a quest called "The last wish" where you can undo the former wish by a djinn.

holy shit are you actually so autistic that you couldnt pick up on Yens disappointment if you reject her after that? LMAOOOOOOO

Praise Him who sits on the Throne!

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It was her wish to cancel the wish. She was merely disappointed because geralt now refuses to be her servant.

>game allows you as geralt to make the decision either way
>it was yens wish

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t. Played TW3 casual

Triss was great in the books but games pretty much slaughtered her.

> BFFs with Yennefer
> is like older sister to Ciri
> has a crush on Geralt but don't act on it for obvious reasons, keeping it platonic

now Witcher 1 cames along aaand:

> Hi Geralt, you lost your memory? That's cool let's fuck!

I mean nobody mentioned Yennefer in Witcher 1 or 2(up to the end)... but still from this point of view is Triss as big a cunt as one can get

Wrong, the quest has to be done. You can only decide if you still have feelings for her. Either way it was entirely Yens wish. So the brainlet is you.

What the fuck? After the spell is ended you can
A) decide you want to be with her and she's happy
B) decide you don't like her anymore and she's sad

Breaking the Wish is yens wish, what don't you fucking understand? Yes, you can decide to stay with her, but the point is that she wants the wish to be broken.

Okay? And the conclusion of the quest either way you take it is that Yen actually did care for geralt despite the spell

She wants the spell put on them by the genie broken to see if they actually like each other. She didn't want their relationship to end, she wanted to know if it was genuine.

Whats the point of breaking the spell in the first place? Face it bro, your waifu is shit.

She doesn't act on it? She was fucking him an entire winter while teaching ciri about magic and shit.

She knew yennefer was in love with Geralt and she still went after him. I agree that the games made Triss worse than the books but she didn't decide to keep it platonic in the books.

To know if it was just the spell all along?

I don't remember at all that Geralt would fuck Triss in the books, might be mistaken but I don't think so

But they've been in a relationship before. It's not like geralt used some incel magic to make yen fall in love with him.

>picking the girl that lost the coconut bowl
As expected of shit taste.

I'm absolutely sure mate, that part makes up a significant part of the story and is the reason for why yennefer and triss aren't on speaking terms in the final book. They even fight right before the pogroms about both of them being interested in geralt.

Geralt made a genie curse them to be bound together because he liked her. Yennefer knew this, loved geralt but she could never know if that was her that loved him or if it was simply the effect of the genie. She wanted to be sure that she wasn't being tricked with magic.

>It's not like geralt used some incel magic
lmao he actually did tho

I guess you are correct. Just checked when Geralt asked the djinn for the wish, they were not in a relationship. Well, time to do some bench now.

or read up on shit before you try to explain it to others, you know...so you don't end up looking stupid when you are sure of something that can be checked to be wrong with 1min of google.

Nah, my point still stands that Yen is a cunt and a shitty waifu.

based on what? You just said that me and some other guy is correct.

Based on her bitch behavior in the games. I merely said that you were correct on the quest not about your waifu choice.

Like what?

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TW3 and all the waifu talk has unironically made me reflect upon my irl relationship choices
>tfw yenfag

Isn't ciri going to be black in the show too?

ugh how do you /v/irgins play the witcher? the fight system is so backwards retarded and slow
2 stances? I NEED TO LEARN TWO STANCES?!!!

I lift for minecraft

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Tris is a whore and she used geralt

Extremely based and redpilled

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I lift for my wife Ahri

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bruh the way Oh!Great draws her in the manga

call me AIDS patient zero cause I wanna fuck that monkey

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Plz no...

Best game I've ever played hands down. Also you should play it on death march don't listen to these retards that say you should play it on easy; you'll miss out on a lot of gameplay and quests if you play on easy since you won't have to think about your character at all.

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It's 100% optional you autist

I want to be strong like Maria-sunbae

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Triss is a slut that abused Geralt's amnesia to fuck him and use him. Yen is a cunt but a loyal one.

>treat a woman like she aint shit
>she gets clingy
Truth

>death march
I swear to god the first fight against ghouls is the hardest in the game, only topped by the fetus.

God, people who make this Witcher in game romantic fan art should be shot.

>struggling on 3rd rep
>think "m-make...sylvanas...proud"
>actually manage to finish set

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>lifting for a thot
never gonna make it

The ghouls weren't hard at all, also why did you fight the fetish instead of just doing the lubberkin thing?

It's extremely cringy and doesn't match Geralt's character at all. He's a cold blooded killer not a supplicating beta s o y boy

>she will never be real

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>tfw not lifting for the only high test woman in the game

not making it.

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I lift for Artoria Pendragon (Lancer).

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No ESTP?

Yeah sorry mate but he's right. They put out a casting call for a "bame" girl, which stands for black Asian or minority ethnic. It's almost certain it'll be a black girl. It's a damn shame. Was really looking forward to the show especially after the director said she was going to be ultra faithful to the books.

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For my idol Hanmasama.

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>13th Legion, Ultramarines
I'd rather be an Imperial Fist or Alpha legion.

For Amelia

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I think of her every time I go for a new pr.

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NExt mass shooting is gonna be directed at the producers of this shit. Dont fuck with the waifus.

What is this body type called?

>director
>she
Well there's ya problem

divine

t. polak
khorne is best but emps is good too

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I lift for a better self

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To be better for her and deserving of her love and so that I can be there on the promised day and make her heart flutter when she sees me.

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He literally did.

This isn't true and you're a dumb, lying nigger. If you break the spell Yen realises she still loves Geralt and wants to be with him. Triss is a giddy girl with a crush and will not make Geralt a better man. Yennefer is a strong woman who understands love and wants to help Geralt be better.

tl;dr Triss a shit.

Bame?

I would like to remind you that Triss sold Ciri out to the lodge's plans to make her a baby factory. Fuck Triss.

Read my post again faggot

This.

Redchads where are you?

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Ciri is being played by a girl named Freya. I'll give you once guess as to her ethnicity.

Well what is it then faggot? Black?

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He's being a faggot. Freya Allen is white. Yen, on the other hand, is being played by some shitskin named Anya Chalotra. I won't be watching it.