Need to have sex with a woman to lose virginity

>need to have sex with a woman to lose virginity
>no woman wants to have sex with a male virgin

Do women even realize the catch-22 that virgin men are trapped in?

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There are sluts with a fetish for virginity taking.

Yeah, but how many of those are there?

Not a lot of virgin guys are lucky enough to run into one of those women.

you just lie dumbass

They only want underage Chad

You need friends to pull this off. According to my coworkers, chicks love fucking virgins, the problem is you can't just go up to a chick and be like "I've never had my first kiss" and expect to get laid. That's weird as fuck. However if one of your buddies says you're a virgin to a girl she'll go "omg what" and then they'll be all over you.

Do robots even realize women give not a fuck about their problems?

Literally 99% of virgin guys (including Chads) lie and say they've had sex before in order to get laid.

True story.

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>However if one of your buddies says you're a virgin to a girl she'll go "omg what" and then they'll be all over you.

Only works if you're good looking, and if you're good looking you wouldn't need help to get laid.

So it's like a catch 22 inside another catch 22. Fan-fucking-tastic.

They exist and hang out on /soc/.

Just lie bro. There's no way you're gonna get interrogated about that shit.

/soc/ is effectively useless if you're not living in America.

I don't like lying to people.

Because I don't like it when people lie to me.

That's not true. You made that up so that you can pretend you're not a coward because if you try you'll fail anyway. Sell guess what. It aint that you're a virgin that keeps you from poon. You don't even have to tell a woman that you're a virgin. All you have to do is stick peepee in vagoo. What keeps you from doing that is that you're a timid little loser whose intimidated by women. Poor soil, you have a tough road ahead. Just remember, suicide is a coward's way out, so if you decide not to play you'll be remembered as an even bigger pussy than you are now.

Lost my virginity at 23. Was too embarrassed to say I was a virgin and lied.

Met my bf online and after about 9 months of talking I flew to his town. Kissless virgin at this point. Makes out with me, and it's weird, wants to sleep with me I managed to avoid sleeping with him for 3 days.

Sex lasted like 3 mins. Think I'm in the clear. Then he asks " was that your... like first" I just didn't answer.

So yeah, I can get that it's worse for guys because guys kinda do most of the work during sex.

I wouldnt even try to lie to girl you meet and intend to sleep with.

Good luck.

fucking exactly, end me now

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I have never considered doing this.

Just accept your permavirginity. That's what I did.

This is unfortunately true.

t. Eurofag

Just don't tell her you're a virgin.
Also I'm a virgin desu and I would prefer to lose it to another virgin.

Even if it was the case that they found you and took your virginity then what? They will leave you and you will be alone once again.

>no woman wants to have sex with a male virgin
that's a baseless theory of yours, therefore the thread is pointless.
bye.

So what? It is a start