Wake up

>wake up
>you're now this guy
what do?

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at least he enjoys shit
i haven't enjoyed anything in 10 years

throw away all my gay anime shit and hit the gym and get a haircut

Get a gym membership and start teaching his body to get up to my level of dexterity by repeating a bunch of tasks that I'm good at. His flesh suit looks uncomfortable and cumbersome.

Quit food for 2 months. There;s a chad under there.

All that garbage in his room, looks like he has more money than I do.

I would sell the anime garbage and stop eating 5000 calories a day.

>sell all the weeb shit on ebay
>throw out all the junk food
>buy some healthy foods
>buy some running shoes
>go for a walk\run
>get a haircut

All these chad replies. Do you guys do this shit in your normal life, or only if you're transformed into this guy?

Where are my neet shutins? Am I even on r9k?

It doesn't take a genius to figure out why this guy is probably miserable and how to fix those problems.

>miserable
he looks pleased with himself if you ask me

That means nothing, there's only one reason people collect those gay little dolls, it's because they're insanely lonely and depressed.

this, but sell it instead of throwing away

Yes, running is a robot hobby

or maybe he just like figurines of his favorite cute anime. not everyone is some failed normie who thinks companionship is vital for happiness. some of us are happy to be left alone to indulge in our inner worlds.

Cope C O P E C.O.P.E COOOOOOPPPPPPPEEEEE

I would loose weight, enjoy my hentai shit till I get a real gf, then sell the shit so I can buy stuff for my girl, get repaid with sex

>wake up
>you're now this guy
>what do?
Exactly the same things he'd do. Because I'd literally be him. Have his thought, feelings, etc.

unironicly kill myself, i couldn't deal with being fat and im too weak willed to lose the weight

Start dieting.

>wake up
>nothing changes

>>Wake up
>>you're now this guy
>what do?

Do I have his same interests? If so, watch anime and enjoy that autism excitement that makes them fidget their hands when they're over stimulated and shit.
Seriously, I'm genuinely jealous of autistic people. I can't remember the last time I got excited over dumb shit.

I'd rather be this guy charging up to him off screen desu

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Thought the thumbnail was Gabe Newell

Acquire bitcoin, since I'm apparently somewhere in the late 00's