>be me >remember something embarrassing I did in my past (usually due to my social awkwardness) >start making an imaginary pistol with my index finger and thumb, with the thumb being the firing hammer >point it at the side of my head while moving my thumb up and down like the gun is firing >make gunshot noises out loud >say "I need to be fucking shot and killed! I need to be fucking shot and killed! I need to be fucking shot and killed!" over and over again >imagine that doing this erases my entire existence from the timeline, as well as anybody's memories of me >thus eliminating the embarrassing experience >feel better afterwards
I'm 29 years old, and I walk around my house making laser and explosion noises out loud while imagining scifi battles in my head.
Brayden Bailey
sometimes I'll lie in bed and wrap my self up in blankets with little air and pretend I've been captured in a spy movie and have x amount of time to escape.
Jeremiah Williams
This. That shit gets extreme, sometimes my hands get involved with it too
Wyatt Morris
delet doing exactly this but pointing imaginary gun at the people who saw me in those embarrassing events
Ryder Thomas
>make sure I use each leg the same way always, every time, so that one of my legs doesn't break down faster than the other >Only set volume in intervals of 5 because other numbers look weird on the end >Lock my house every time even if I'm just checking the mail literally right outside the door because if I don't then bugs will find a way in >Only ever drink from a straw because I need to keep an eye out for people who want to hurt me >Collect images randomly, never look at them later but just keep them, in case they stop existing everywhere else and I need to show them to people who miss them
Kevin Watson
That feeling you can relate to all of them.....
Nicholas Thompson
>I used to mouth out the words i said after i said them, but trained myself to stop >Whilst walking on a sidewalk, I am compelled to use the same number of steps om each square/rectangle >Tap my teeth together in a specific pattern over and over, alternating between left and right like this >LRRL RLLR RLLR LRRL >this repeats ad finitum, with the pattern getting bigger and bigger, and sometimes I tap my feet or touch my fingers to my thumbs instead > when the patyern gets too big, i chew off some of the skin on my lip to make the pain overwhelm my senses so i cant focus and stop
Every time I see some post that's homoerotic or has a picture of a dick or just gay porn, I quickly go to /h/ or /s/ and look at naked female pics so that the "gay energy doesn't infect me".
Tyler Reyes
>remember a past disgrace >pull an imaginary pistol from an imaginary sideholder and proceed to blast the fuck out of the memory >always swing my arm around dramatically once I've grabbed the gun and turn it sideways >even make gunshot sound effects with my mouth
Crack my fingers in a specific pattern every time. Its always cracking each one sideways, backwards then forwards. Also whenever I talk to myself in my head I inhale and exhale through my nose as if I was saying the words out loud so I end up out of breath just by talking to myself in my head. I also struggle to get to sleep because im extremely paranoid someone is watching me sleep from a dark corner
Robert Flores
>All of my windows are covered with blankets with the blinds shut cause I don't want to look out at night and see someone staring into my window >On the second floor
Henry Williams
>chew my food 20+ times every bite >chew plastic constantly >autism screeches sometimes >wash my hands when I pass bathroom even if not dirty >lock doors constantly and double check they are locked when walking past
Christopher Perez
Sometimes when I hear a sentence, I feel the compulsive need to count how many letter it has, and if it doesn't have a multiple of 4 (sometimes another number, usually 4) then I have to slightly change the sentence while still trying to keep the original sentence's meaning until it is a multiple of 4 - sometimes have to do this mid conversation, but usually can control it in those contexts.
>be me >driving and someone does something stupid >call them a dumbass outloud >im the only person in the car >mfw they cant hear me and i still try to complain to them
This started on car rides but has been becoming more common to happen anywhere where I can sit still for a minute. I basically imagine 2-4 main characters and then proceed to imagine a whole original fucking anime series. Usually some sci-fi shit. Then get sad when car ride ends or when character dies/something emotional happens. Should I make an anime guys?
Aiden Jenkins
I do this but I just hit my head or a wall or something and say "Fuck I hate myself" over and over
Liam Wilson
>think a random thought in my head >try to translate it to Spanish I don't even speak Spanish. I took a couple years of it in school, but that's it. >Imagine things (conversations, story ideas, possible situations I could be in) very vividly >Cannot think deeply without walking around >Sometimes I'll get really into it >start to act out the situation I imagine impulsively, without thinking about it >Might even talk to myself, at first softly, but if I'm in an imaginary conversation I'm really enjoying, I get louder >Only notice I'm doing it when "the other person" mentions that they're not there or something, or if someone else notices
Anthony Nguyen
>when I get anxious or depressed, I sing very loudly >doesn't matter where I am or how many people are there >don't get as many weird looks as you'd think because I'm attractive and have a great singing voice
>>think a random thought in my head >>try to translate it to Spanish Thats how i learned english, im now trying to learn german this way as well and it is working pretty well
Juan Ramirez
is this an autism thing? I'm trying to learn Swedish and doing this
Robert Taylor
I might be autistic, but my parents say I'm not. My brother is autistic, and they're not ashamed to tell him. But he's clearly low on the spectrum, and I am mostly normal on the outside.
Luis Rivera
>make terminator dadada da da dada music with my mouth >turn head while making robotic whirring sound as if im a terminator >pretend bullets (my finger) are hitting my metal skull and ricocheting around without penetrating because my skull is solid metal and very strong >walk slowly in a terminator like fashion and feel very strong
I do things of that nature as well. I really try to avoid it though because negative thought begets negative thought, and where are those thoughts coming from to begin with? I'm p autisto tho.
I have a friend who does the finger gun to the head and in a high pitched mocking voice he'll say "don't do it you matter!" and pull the trigger. It is the good funny.
James Long
ill typically just keep saying it never happened even if i know it happend or ill convince myself im rememebering it wrong and that i cant trust my memory(cause i cant)
Sebastian Diaz
I do this but dry firing real guns at my head instead And i dont feel better afterwards either
Gabriel Lewis
Besides the first one, i do this aswell. Ive been told by psychologists/psychiatrists i have some form of OCD but i never did anything about it because it doesnt really affect my life. Did you ever try to treat it user?
Mason Morales
Last one is literally me I think it's a weird hoarding disorder that's become a WHOLE LOT easier to live with when it can now be applied to online stuff
Logan Sullivan
>That 1221 pattern that becomes it's own patter where 1221 is 1 and 2112 is 2 and so on Holy fuck it's like the fibonacci sequence of autism because I do it to
Jeremiah Walker
Sounds more like OCD
James Lee
I come up with ideas for video games/anime and then I "act out" the scenes: I alternate between playing different characters, making different voices and sound effects. It gets so intense sometimes that I can visualize clearly all the action as if I were watching it. I work up quite a sweat too, jumping and flailing around like a retard.
Everytime I go take a shit I always take off all my upper body clothes and hang them somewhere. I even do this in public bathrooms too. I don't know when or how this weird habit started.
Also, everytime I feel anxious, I start gripping an invisible pistol with my right hand
When I pick at my scabs or acne or whatever I eat it.
Xavier Evans
I dont know, i have a job with a lot of german customers so i have to talk german a lot anyway and it goes semi automatically, people tell me i speak it pretty well so i guess it works
Parker Wood
>Everytime I go take a shit I always take off all my upper body clothes and hang them somewhere. I even do this in public bathrooms too. I don't know when or how this weird habit started. Are you me user Holy shit what the fuck i do exactly the same
>When I pick at my scabs or acne or whatever I eat it. My god why are we all so much alike, i do this too.
Kevin Robinson
Whenever I am stressed out over something, for example exams or shit like that, I get a voice in my head telling me to do retarded shit in very specific ways,such as putting mugs upside down in the sink or asking someone a question I'm not even interested in. The thing is I almost always do what it says because otherwise it threatens me, saying something bad will happen.
Charles Perry
>Sometimes I mumble the openings to shows I watch to myself >When I draw I make the faces of the person I am drawing >I will not take a shit anywhere but my house no exceptions >I masturbate with both hands
I scream anime attacks out loud, mostly from JoJo, when I am alone
ZA WARUDO, TOKI YO TOMARE
Alexander Walker
damn man i have never felt connected to someone as much as i do with you right now for bearing this pattern with me
Kayden Morgan
Maybe there's something significant about it
Ryan Hall
I stim. Mostly face related stuff, like blinking fast, twitching the right side of my mouth to a half-smile position and back or rapidly clicking my left/right mouse buttons when on the computer.
Isaac Jones
Used to do this, fixed it and other ticks by holding my breath whenever I felt like I needed that do it or caught myself doing it. Worked for me, you just need to focus your willpower on holding your breath and then you forcefully stop repeating the action. May take a few times.
Blake Rodriguez
I cuss people out all the time while driving if they are too slow and making me wait, etc. I also imagine that I have telekinetic powers and can throw their cars off the road.
Jonathan Richardson
I feel like that would just change the stim to holding your breath. The mouth twitching one is a recent one and its not explainable. Started doing it when I was scared I was experiencing the early stages of a stroke. I've managed to stop doing it for the most part.
Matthew Harris
This.
People have made fun of me for walking around randomly and making noises/talking to myself, and I didn't even realize what I was doing until they told me. It's like the world around me disappears.
Samuel Sanchez
>Thinking about anything sexual or fucked up in my head >Become convinces ive either been talking out loud or people around me can hear my thoughts >Start forcing myself to have imaginary mundane thoughts about the weather or anything else just in case
These threads are symbolic of the death of Jow Forums and Jow Forums as a whole. It's cool to be "autistic" (doing mildly "wacky" or randumb things sometimes).
Too bad this board has been dead for years. It is only getting worse.
Chase Sanders
I do the same. If the word/sentence cant be divided into equals I get a little pissed. I also do the following to words in my head: Head->Heda Tree->Tere Window->Wiwond
Can you deduce my pattern from these examples? Its kinda hard to explain
Jace Garcia
When I was young/teenager I would imagine that cars that passed by my house sent-out an "energy death wave" in all directions, and if you were standing in the open when a car passed by, you would die.
The point of this "game" was to run back into the garage or house as quickly as possible whenever you heard a car coming. I caused my brother to be infected by this bullshit idea also. It was so ingrained on us, that we still instinctively cringed whenever we heard a car going past our house in our late teens.
Cameron Taylor
>people tell me I speak it pretty well Say something in german. Im gonna judge your skills.
Joseph Morgan
I only have this whilst in the car with my dad
Jayden Rivera
If I'm in a room with other people I will try to communicate with someone as if I'm psychic. I call out to the other people in the room with my thoughts and ask if there are any psychics and I wait for a response.
Sometimes I even go as far as to think there is another psychic but they don't want to reveal themselves to me so I try breaking their "mental barriers" by focusing really hard on them and taunting them in my head.
This tbqh, i see 90% manchildren 10% people with actual mental issues and im not sure who is blending in with who
Julian Harris
when im alone i very often say "IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF" often followed by "NO im not gonna kill myself stfu user" or something along those lines
Carson Rogers
kek this when i was on a skiing trip where my sister brought a friend and we were staying in the hotel one night i tried to use telepathic communication to get her to come fuck me it didnt work but i can dream
Blake Price
I live in a very rural place so I had plenty of room and solitude to do autistic shit
>be like 9 years old >it snows >run around in heavy jacket with nerf or bb gun and pretend to be soldier >imagine enemies behind the drifts and maybe tanks n shit in the hills or hiding behind barns >sometimes bury shit and pretend I'm on a mission to find it >when at cousins houses we would play soldiers in the snow and trees until we got too cold then we either had nerf battles inside or played battlefront 2 while my aunt made us hot chocolate.
Today I just run around with guns n shit and shoot at targets whilst acting like a child. Good times. I miss the winters of my childhood.
Cameron Parker
Still get this feel on occasion. For some reason I feel that if I can't at least get behind my house before the car passes I will die.
I I'm really autistic story time >Get home >Turn computer on >Open google chrome >Type "Jow Forums.org" In search bar
I'm so autistic
David Thomas
>go to /x/ >you're a schizo
Easton Mitchell
alone as in alone or was there a husky there also
Luke Long
Do you enjoy posting this? Im genuinely interested in why you do this all day every day. What is so rewarding about mentioning huskies in every single thread you see? Its clearly not the same as when people are trying to force a meme and they shill it over and over and hope people follow them. So what exactly keeps you going? Do you find people's annoyed reactions rewarding? Its just so bizzarre that somebody makes the same posts so often when there is no tangible benefits It seems like some odd symptom of a mental illness, almost like tourette's but its hard to tell from text rather than seeing someone make the same comments in person. What do you have to say for yourself?
Just WHY?
Do you legitimately not have one and want one? How exactly does that desire translate into incessant posting on r9k?
Jordan Diaz
I do something similar, I just take my arms out and then wrap the shirt around my neck.
Jaxson Williams
When walking around the house I make a little running man with my fingers, he can run on walls etc... and shift gravity to help him get around.
Sebastian Robinson
Return your ass to Reddit.
Connor Taylor
>When I draw I make the faces of the person I am drawing Fucking this, when I was in school I I was drawing every class and suddenly realized I look like a retard. Thankfully I mostly draw frowning marlboro-action men so so it's not that different from my usual expression
Christian Edwards
>best friend virtually never speaks to me anymore >talk to myself a lot >start to imagine that im talking to him when im alone >start to have these conversations out loud >when it started i would try to guess what real conversations we might have irl and 'practice' them so id have things to say irl >devolves into conversation i know we will never have irl >saying his words ruins the immersion so i just pause and imagine him responding for as long as it would take >find new vidya that i like >explain the rules to him and give him gameplay tips >narrate my thoughts when driving to him cause hes a city dweller with no license >pretend hes on the same drugs when i get high >"im so glad we finally got to ______ together dude" >he actually shows up in our teamspeak server a month ago >i had almost nothing interesting to say to him >afraid to complain about anything, dont want to come off as negative or pessimistic >very boring discussion >hesitant to speak whats on my mind cause i dont want to sound autistic >he gets bored after a while and leaves >hasnt come around ever since despite playing vidya 10-25 hours a week and a lot more doing other shit on his computer Im losing it lads. Its not a gay thing i swear, Im just so fucking lonely. I think he finally understands that im gonna be a loser forever and I must be so unpleasant to speak to that hes better off playing singleplayer games in silence. I think hes found a couple of more normie friends irl recently and this combined with his socializing with his coworkers and gf is enough that there is no need to talk to me This is the fucking worst man. Im going crazy and I dont even have someone to complain to about it
Leo Murphy
Fuck I do this too. Mostly just the talking to self part tho and it's nearly always internal. It's stuff like "[user] is a bad person".
Easton Phillips
Are you sure you're in the right place? This is the Cambodian Basket Weaver Forums
Jace White
I also take my shirts or hoodies off as soon as I enter the bathroom, because I have an almost autistic fear of smelling bad.
Sebastian Watson
>I masturbate with both hands Holy fucking shit. Thats like theTerry Davis level of autism
Carter Miller
Binge drinking. The following story is half remembered by me, half told me by my friend and the girls who talked with the girl. I'm posting here (first time) cuz I want to share the story and don't know what other board to do it on. >be a slav >been getting ultradrunk since the age of 15 >the guy who sneaks vodka bottles into clubs >the guy who drinks all the alcohol left from a party in the morning and continues on being drunk the whole day >at this point can't vomit from alcohol >party last week >everyone is ultra drunk, ive reached the stupid acting phase >my best friend is getting it on in the other room with a girl >another guy is kissing with a different one on the stairs >other girl is asleep, and there's a guy sitting in and armchair and running to the toilet every 5 min to vomit >im there with this other girl >we take our drinks and she leads to her room >she closes the door >we start smoking cigarettes >we're talking and sipping drinks >at one point she's like "you can sleep here with me" >I'm ultradrunk and I sometimes turn into a dickhead or just act completely irrational when I'm like this >I tell her no, I'm gonna go to the bus station and wait for a bus home (it's 5AM, next bus is at 9) >I leave the room, walk outside >she's pissed off >I tell her I'm not gonna leave >after this point I don't remember shit >I fall asleep sitting, with my face on the table >she goes to the room with my friend and the other girl >he was about to fuck her after foreplay >she asks the girl to go and talk with her and my friend to go and take care of me >he's pissed off as fuck because I just cockblocked him by my drunkness 1/2
Caleb Richardson
2/2 >he goes to wake me up while the girls talk on the other table >I keep on speaking in Russian go him >he tells me to speak English and convinces me to go inside >he sits down with the girls, the girl that was in the room with me asks me why did I start being so mean >he's just like "he gets like that when he's drunk" >I stumble into the garden screaming "DO YOU THINK I DIDNT HEAR THAT? FUCK YOU DUDE I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS" and then I stumble back inside >after sometime they go to sleep >my friend wants to sleep with the girl he was supposed to fuck >the other girl says "I don't want to sleep alone" and closes the door in front of him >he goes to sleep on the other couch next to me >the next day the girl is giving me bad looks the whole morning She was kinda cute anons. I don't know, at this point this shit seems funny. It's not like it's the stupidest what I've done drunk. My friend isn't that pissed off anymore but calls me gay.
Easton Butler
When I am alone and do something I think is cool I turn on what I call the blueprint and imagine all the people I hate can see me do it Also while Im working on something I wiggle my ears
