Yesterday I got beat up and realized how much of a pussy I am, a whole year of weight lifting to be easily put down by being chocked, can someone introduce me to boxing?
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Ayden Martin
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Lucas Morgan
Don't forget to stop by Jow Forums too. Being able to box won't save you from six niggers.
Jaxon Brooks
Fpbp
Learning how to fight against humans won’t do you any good when Tyrone and his gang try to sucker punch you in packs of at least three
William Bennett
you realize being good at combat sports without roids will give you a lean ass body
the opposite of the bulky muscular body you were looking for while lifting right?
Lucas Thomas
That isn't even slightly true. Do you not even know what weight classes are? I guess Tyson was DYEL.
Eli Hill
>without roids
learn to reading comprehension
yes tyson was DYEL compared to bodybuilders, he wouldn't hold up on the olympia stage
also tyson was on a shit load of roids to look like a 26 years old man at the age of 16
fucking retard, i'm glad you got beat up
Jose Ward
You are a moron if you think that MMA fighters don't also lift or roid while staying small to keep their weight in check or cut for a fight. Brock Lesnar is a small man too obviously. Fucking moron and I'm not even OP. You just made a blatantly retarded statement.
James Adams
go to your local boxing gym, people who learn from the internet are useless retards. you need sparing or you are wasting your time.
Ian Ross
imagine getting beat up on christmas lmao. merry chrsitmas you weak faggot
Jackson Thomas
Stfu tyson was natty (except for cocaine)
Now that I think of it he has a lot in common with jonny brasco
Grayson Phillips
How did you get chocked? In reality, there is nothing that can save you from getting chocked out, if a person sneaks up behind you. Maybe you should practice grappling like jiu-jitsu and kick-boxing.
Brayden Bell
Also >a whole year of weight lifting in not a lot. Especially if you ran SS minimalistic bs.
Caleb Taylor
i love when a lifter comes to my boxing gym, they spend about 2 months realizing they need to stop lifting in order to be good at boxing
then after the 2 months they realize their weight is a detriment during sparring and they get rekt by guys that weigh 140lbs and all their "mogging" and flexing they did before as a 180lbs+ "man" was really just for show as they learn their lesson with just 2 rounds cause they never went for a run cause "cardio kills gains"
i love boxing man
Benjamin Price
I lift weights, run, and box and i would rag-doll you and your entire team, probably
Henry Harris
Nice pasta. Boxing is shit and there is a reason MMA took over. Its intentionally limiting and even then every Boxing legend was built like a brick shithouse.
Isaiah Wilson
yeah that's why there are weight classes so the light weight guys don't obliterate the 200 lbs weaklings
Oliver Thompson
that's funny cause i don't give a shit about anything besides doing amateurs
while you're just some fag who done no amateur fights, stiff-fag
Cameron Morris
cope more, weakling
Xavier White
who's the weakling when it comes to dominance in the ring?
go "fight" your metal bars you babby
Jace Morales
You are, because i would make you my fucking chew toy
Matthew Torres
Real men are in the MMA. Boxing is for pussies. Deal with it.
Bentley Moore
Stab them. Gouge their eye. Tuck your chin or turn your head and bite their arm.
Lots of ways out of a choke.
Andrew Harris
nah dude you're not getting it
the 200lbs boxers are the ones on the field doing laps
not the ones in the gym bench pressing and grunting
>GET IN MUH GUARD WEAKLING
Adam White
>NO DON'T GRAB ME REF PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THE STRONG MAN I JUST THROW THE PUNCHES REEEEEEE
Nothing more pathetic than a boxer trying to act like a big man while at the same time trying to shit on the MMA because he knows how much of a bitch he is and refuses to admit that MMA is where the real men are.
Joshua Thompson
just learn judo so you can be either a lifter or a fat fuck and it won't matter
Hudson Sanders
Hence why all the skinny Ethiopian marathon winners also rank highly in heavyweight boxing.
Mate your trolling is substandard. I hope you're a cancerous newfag, but you might actually be retarded.
Ian Reed
This. Becoming a good fighter is done by sparring your ass off. Learning to take a punch is essential. Most times you don’t see the first punch coming in a street fight and it helps if you can take it without going down. You don’t come out of a street fight without a scratch.
Ayden Young
i'll be in the olympics
you're just a fag on Jow Forums
Easton Diaz
MMA vs boxing
Ryder Jenkins
If they have their arm below your chin, it's over for you.
>stab them
You have about 5 sec to get out of it before you go down, you can stab their arm only but it's a question will they let go in adrenaline rush
>bite their arm
Doesn't work, don't even have to explain why
>gouge their eye
You literally can't from that position
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Owen Turner
>you need to stop lifting to be good at boxing
kek
Henry Bell
Watch fightitps on YouTube. the channel named "fight tips"
Tyler Clark
Five seconds is a lifetime in a fight. Takes maybe two seconds to draw, aim and fire a pistol from concealment. If it’s your first time.
Love how the guy is just standing there and taking being choked. As if that’s a realistic scenario.
Grayson Davis
t. 1pl8 bench
Jonathan Foster
Not everyone lives in Burgerland
Cameron Sanchez
Tucking your chin and turning your head are literally the bjj defenses for preventing and surviving a choke.
And if anyone puts anything near your mouth in a street fight, bite it. It’s a target of opportunity.
Nolan Clark
All you need is to be more Jow Forumsareful son
Jeremiah Anderson
I'll rather be a fag on Jow Forums than getting my head bashed in on the Special Olympics: Tardstrength Edition.
But tell me name and country and when, I'll watch.
Ethan Murphy
I agree tucking your chin is the best option.
Easton Long
Pretty much every country allows some type of handgun. Getting a licence is a fucking process outside of USA.