38 years old

you are baiting while I'm masturbating

Invite girls half your age over for threesomes.

nice gyno, you high estro boomer.

OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POST THIS NOW I JUST CAME BACK FROM SQUATTING SMOLOV AND I AM SO HORNY GOD ID FUCK YOU SO HARD YOUR TITS WOULD FALL OFF

BUT NICE GYNO FAG

>husband doesn't seem as interested anymore
if he's also 38 or around that age, it's not his fault

you should seek out virile fit young men on tinder

>38
>mother of two
>still has navel piercing

Whenever he comes home from work. Dead serious. The kids are usually upstairs playing games so I'll try and get him riled up before dinner but he tells me he isn't in the mood. I think he's struggling with low T. He's 45.

I would never cheat on him.

I got it because I thought he would think it's sexy. Is it bad?

This is clearly bait.

Gib mommy milky

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I hope my wife looks like this at 38. She's 37 so it's not likely.

This could genuinely it. It's fucking exhausting always having to initiate and getting rejected 90% of the time. You just stop bothering after a while. Can get my faps on the internet.

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Barbell lifts with yoga on your rest days.

nice bait, post with time stamp or fuck off

LONDON

What the fuck am i reading? 38 year old mother of two asking for advice in Jow Forums.

Picture of bread on tits for proof or else gtfo

LONDON

This is... Low quality bait.
38? Mother of 2? Husband uninterested?
Posts naked body and "I just want to improve."

Awww hunny.... This isnt how you improve.
You obviously have no interest in improving or you wouldnt be here (pretending to be) doing this

First of all stop posting. Because im sick of your shit. Second stop larping. You are only lying to yourself. Thirdly. Report this thread cus its bait and nothing to do with Jow Forums

Ok 20 posts in
do we talk about bread now?

>no timestamp
Faggot

>those tits
>mother of two
are you even trying OP?

larping neckbeard fake and also gay

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This. Its also why men in ltr's cheat or hire whores

>bread

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No stretch marks, no chewed nips - calling BS

Only white bread is shit.

>I would never cheat on him.
He would want you to be happy

Holy fuck that body is amazing.
Can i be the father of the third, since your husband is low t?

Barbell training.
You're an adult, so you might actually read the whole thing: read the Starting Strength book.

>38
>two children
>looking like that
nice LARP faggot, that's the body of a teenager not some used up roastie

>all these incels that are so socially stunted they immediately think any interaction with women has to be bait

Jow Forums is normie as fuck these days. Boomers love this shit.

Hey FUCK YOU buddy, bread is awesome.

hply shit baby

i want to fuvk ur ass
i want to fuck ur shity shiry ass

i want to shit in ur ass after u take a fat shit and then use it as lube to fuck ur ass

god ur so sexy just let me rape u

post feet please I asked nicely

You cant be 38 with that body
If i were your husband id fuck you everynight

>2nd pic
Post 1st pic

SS&GOMAD.

Not with hands like that

This almost made me wanna have sex with women again.

>be 38 year old mother of two
>spend day after christmas conversing and seeking advice from a bunch of socially stunted fitness enthusiasts online
yes sounds totally believable

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The woman in this photo has two children too

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40's is a tough age, it's understandable that he's tired when he comes home. If you're verifiable don't take advice from here, this people will only poison your mind and consequently affect your relationships

Yoga is great for mid ages and that's all you need to know aside this board is full of shit heads that will cause your marriage broke, don't let him down.

Please be anywhere in Argentina.
Also, stick to the weights, but easy.

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Bread and pasta are shit tier and I'm saying this unironically

Your body looks great. I hope my long term partner looks as good as you at 38.

I hope I ever get a long term partner too come to think of it.

But really, go and do some classes at your gym which you enjoy doing because they are 10x more effective than going solo. Find what you like and have fun.
Maybe try talking to your hubby to see what (if anything) is wrong and getting him a gym membership as a gift. Also, spike his meals with liberal helpings of pic related, asafoetida and whatever junk Holland And Barrett stock for male libido. hf

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she looks like she had 2 children saggy, and lose. OP pic is tight and virgin

>aside this board is full of shit heads that will cause your marriage broke
Lowest % of all boards, actually.

>soya beans
what ?

Hahaha

Bait

How do I get a body like op? I’m a virgin 19 year old girl with a shit body and this actually makes me feel like shit

Yeah, I would definitely disregard that bit. Didn't notice that until I posted

Since OP couldn’t even find a pic of a woman with a ring on her finger I say we turn this into a bread thread. Pic related my all time favorite bread.

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Wrong. Jow Forums is the shittiest board on 4channel and it's faggots like you on your high horse that make it that way.

Let me tongue your asshole OP

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

fuck bread

Step 1-Don't be fat
Step 2-If fat lose weight
Step 3-Read the sticky

Kill yourself buddy

This is what a woman should look like

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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Used up?

This is a larp, timestamp or gtfo

Lol, your husband is riding the cock carousel

Fuck off. get of my Jow Forums. i came here for advice's and cock (nohomo)

dump ur husband and come be my lesbian mommy

no but you look gorgeous, you'd look beautiful for any age but amazing for an almost 40 mom, and your husband's lack of interest is a him problem

get him on trt

pls mam...give me just one little suckle of thine bosom...

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Based

Post pic with legs spread apart and time stamp. Also uncensor the nips and push them together, or else you’re LARPing

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Send him that photo unedited while he is at work. Caption it with i need to be spanked sensless for being naughty.

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Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking about you hurt

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Well if you look like that and he isnt interested he's either a faggot or there's something terribly wrong with your attitude or the way you treat him. You're an absolute gem and you look like a comfy fuck, not to mention that you're a mother of TWO, and with that body its not a surprise.

Instead of working out, try "dressing up" for him, put some sexy lingerie, some thigh highs, try seducing him a bit etc.

Its obvious you can find a side dude with that body instantly but don't be a whore. Treat your man right.

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You should do multiple sets of high rep squats on my dick everyday.

are u in london im

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK

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what is that webm? im too scared to click it

Both.

MODS

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nearly vomited irl shit makes me sick

man shits and pisses on a baby

Cheese Pizza. Last time saw something like this get posted was during a World Cup thread on /sp/ because of how fast the thread was auto-bumping.

it's easy talking shit OTI to a pretty girl that just wants to improve herself right?
post your body, tough guy

>My Uncle during the Christmas party:
>"Well yeah about 90% of people will agree with you if you tell them that pedophiles and drug dealers should be executed, but think of what it will do to our democracy!"
Your day will come you sick fucks.

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haha xd

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There is no fucking way that thing is 38