Wish

post feet pics but only if cute originalolil

>I love women
They say the secret to being happy is loving yourself xd

Know what would be an even better joke? If you took enough HRT to be a cute femboy but not enough to become a dick-cutting tranny and then let me fuck you while you wear those socks haha

>user claimed his gayness was a joke
>Dad *with anons panties he bought in his hand* this is a joke son? before he walks away ashamed and gets drunk and hits mommy

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>I just did it as a joke
sure thing user
when you next order a dildo 'for a joke' make sure to get one with a flared end. don't want it getting stuck up there, do we?

"As a joke"

AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

no I just wanted to take trap pics as a joke for my online friends and pretend I was becoming a woman.

They didn't talk to me about it, hopefully they didn't read the label fully.

I was going to buy one for my friend as a joke thank god I didn't.

a-user that's gay :o

I'd do it when I was home alone to not take any risks.

Yeah believe me please I'm not a faggot reeeeeeeeeeeee

>it was just a joke reeee please stop
stupid gay poster

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>a-user that's gay :o

only if noone of us says no homo

no homo, see now it's not gay and you can totally post feet and booty pics without being a faggot

acshully dont fall for it, people are even getting banned for posting their hand here.
If you do post, go on soc and tell us where!:D

>:D

kill yourself slowly pls

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I'm not posting that'd be gay af but I also got gloves so here's proof.

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>I was going to buy one for my friend as a joke thank god I didn't.
Ask him to buy one for you as a joke.

tehee now he looks angry see >:D

just post cute feet so I can jerk my big cock cumming to it man I haven't fapped in 2 days

I know your path underage fag, for i once tread upon it. I too ordered panties and other assorted gay shit as a ""joke"" for online friends when i was a young one. You and I both know its not really a joke so cut the crap, if you dont wanna be gay just stop crossdressing and fuck women, though there's nothing wrong with being a limp wristed fag like me, just beware. and dont EVER take hrt or hormones just stay a pure gay twink until gay death and then live like a normal human, trust me user you dont wanna be a tranny. Thats about all the advice i could give to a fledgling young fag. also when you stick things in your ass make sure to use lube and go slow so you dont have to wear diapers when you are 30. good luck faggot.

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That's gay bro...
I'm not a faggot reeeeeeeeee I swear I did it as a joke I love women! I'd only dress up sexually like this if a girl asked me to :)

just post feet fuck shit fuck

If you say 'no homo' it is okay

>I'm not a faggot reeeeeeeeee I swear I did it as a joke I love women! I'd only dress up sexually like this if a girl asked me to :)
Seriously, i already said i walked the same path, i know you are a faggot, this thread is for you to siphon attention i know all your tricks. just own it nigga. also, if you would do it for a girl or not is irrelevant, its still gay

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FUCK YOU FAGGOTS I HATE YOU SO MUCH

FUCK OFF AND DIE

>as a joke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bitch please

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it's not gay if I dress up as a girl for a girl user. Only gay if I dress up for myself or another man.

I order from wish most of the time the writing is in Chinese so you cabt tell whats in until you open it . Also youare pretty gay , most jokes don't involve wearing panties .

best comment in the fucking thread

>no I just wanted to take trap pics as a joke for my online friends and pretend I was becoming a woman.
You want your friends' dick?
Why not just ask them then?

haha i know, i mean 5 people said it already but it wasn't funny at all without the retarded frog image we've all seen a thousand times

>browsing this thread having had my parents see my dildo and panty collection

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What did they say? What kind of dildos you got?

Hang yourseIf, fag
orig

Why the fuck would you take trap pics for your friends

Better question. Why doesn't he take pics for us

Say you ordered them for halloween costume

A gay Halloween costume?

my parents were the type to not give the talk because they are so unwilling to discuss sexual stuff with their kids. my dad made an offhand comment that struck pretty hard but that's it
My dildos are pretty vanilla, just normalish size suction cup ones

Get yourself a dragon dildo you pussy.

>dad made an offhand comment that struck pretty hard
what was it

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Sheesh. My parents are the same. But who cares. I can lock my door and I keep all my gay stuff and my bad dragon dildo in an H&M Bag. Pic related

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I was in my parents room looking at their dresser and he said "don't look in their or you might find something you like", at first I thought he was referring to my lingerie but thinking about it now he was probably talking about my sisters panties that I took
I hid most of my stuff in a weird sheer black baggie that came with one of my dildos. I probably should've hid it in a bag like yours, only reason they found my stuff was bc we were moving and I left it out

ouch
i'd rather break a bone than hear something like that
i'm really sorry user

Idiot. Also why do u buy stuff. Make it like a person who can think. Like me.
>Be me
>Accepting that I'm gay
>Getting fucked bygood looking people from Jow Forums
>Getting free clothes

>keeping your expensive dragon dildo in a shitty plastic bag
enjoy your leeched chemicals

Oh please. Like it's just inside the bag. Like I'm that retarded. I'm only 90% retarded

>ordered thigh high socks and panties in the middle of summer this year because just curious
>love wearing them
>now only wear panties, on hormones, and getting dicked by random grindr dudes every few days.

Get yourself out of this hole before you become a sissy cockslut OP.

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This guy speaks the truth. Run. Run as far as u can. This life is actually fun. But it's not worth living

>living with your parents
their opinion of you is already pretty low, so i wouldn't worry.

you aren't my friends, sorry user

Wanna be friends? 20 M crossdresser here

b-but that's gay user-kun...
are you a qt? :o

Total cutie. Totally sexy. And I always say NoHomo. Besides I'm german. That means I'm almost like Hitler. And Hitler was like the best person on Earth

Tell your parents you became gay as a joke to mess with faggots

WAIT A SEC! WAIT A SEC! I know a person. Which probably has the same stuff. Kept his stuff in a box that came with his dildos.. and he should've moved out of his house at this time actually. And he's moving together with some gay people who are really in the closet.. this isn't u? please tell me this isn't u. for fucks sake

>of course they are for my girlfriend, mom

If he doesn't respond in 2 minutes its him

I actually believe that. The fun thing is. If that's him, he's living with two bi guys(maybe one is 100% gay) and one is fat asf and the other one is ugly and can't shower. And they all probably claim that they're straight

Made a mistake. Can't tell if it's a box. Visited him months ago. Can't remember correctly

looks like you've got no choice but to take the trap pill now

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Christ. Those are such guy hands, it's embarrassing for everyone in this thread.
Give up on the dream. It's not for everyone.

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Is this you gay op kun

Nevermind. I remember that he got fat. Nobody wants pics from a fat guy xd I'm such a silly

I wont mind you giving me your Snapchat and stuff. You know... for "communication" and stuff ;)

Come on. You know you lurk tranny threads. It's ok pal. The Jew put stuff in the water and it turns us all gay little by little.

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This you user or just random pics

No it wasn't me lol got off computer

>getting dicked by ugly fat faggots
Unironically kys

How do people get in these situations where they buy stuff and the next thing you know their taking dick

How'd that happen? Greentext text in detail?

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retard

I wanna rape OPs shitter until he can't walk anymore. I wanna make OP permanently disabled by tbe force of my cock.

>dont EVER take hrt or hormones
Give it 5 years, she'll come around eventually :^)
See:

Well, the ass in question getting pounded is not mine so... whatever

Where do you live? tfw no tf