Yo user, Chad is banging some whore and I'm horny as fuck right now...

>yo user, Chad is banging some whore and I'm horny as fuck right now, come over here and fuck me! *drunk as fuck and about to puke*

What do?

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No thank you lol later skater

I've been there before. As long as you can stomach the smell it's well worth it. Take advantage. These types of women don't scream rape like stuck up bitches

EWWWWW!!! I would never have sex with you stacy

Never with a roastie

>These types of women
will get you to jail

I've turned down like 2 of these kinds of offers as a teen, wish I could go back

Just ask for consent in a condescending way and they'll say yes. That's all you got to do bruv

I know this feel
I sit up late at night thinking of the missed opportunities. Wish I wasn't such a shy faggot

doesn't mean jack shit if she's drunk you retard

>wakes up the next next
>wtf, my pussy is swollen
>this guy raped me! HELP!

"I want to fuck you right now"

If you're decent looking she won't say no

The thing here is to warm her up but not engage in kissing, not until she actually pukes. Just rub her back to encourage her to vomit
After she does, feel free to go all out

She won't remember you, you imbecile.

Fucking gross. No wonder Chad is fucking someone else.

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but others will you stupid idiot, cops are gonna ask around, they tell you went in with her and you're fucked, it's your word against hers

ummmm sure *pulls down pants*

*grab her legs and pull down her panty hose* ok here goes

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You're paranoid. World doesn't revolve around you, snowflake.

She wants the dick, you give it to her. Simple.

it's called being a decent human being you fuckwit, if you take advantage of some bitch, it will backfire on you, what she says now don't mean shit cuz the next day she might become a different person

i'd seriously rather stay virgin forever than lose it in a pathetic way like this

You're a lost cause and a little bitch. Don't reply to me, I don't want to catch incel.

Keep living in your basement cave wishing to do what others do all the time. It will never happen to you, because you're too much of a bitch to take risk.

I'd figure out where the fuck my car is and drive home and play league of legends. Just one more division til I hit diamond I'm not wasting my time on some diseased thot I got 2 weeks of ranked left this season.

>voluntarily refuse sex
>incel
>t. retard

You sound like a desperate orbiter who will accept any roast beef that's left on the floor. Don't you have some fat bitch to eat out? I'm sure her grilled cheese pussy is waiting for you.

You are scared of sex lol

>have standards and dignity
>scared of sex lol

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Does OP's slut look fat to you?

We both know this isn't the reason, little inceloid.

No but you clearly don't have any standards so I figured you're the type who stirs a fit bitch's haggis.

we both know you're projecting and never got laid in your life

in my country, being drunk does take your responsability away from a car crash. in fact, it just makes it worse

same with sex. everybody is aware people drink to let her innermost desires surface. claiming to be drunk doesn't fly with the judges. get a grip america

Now, who is projecting.

You are. You sound like youve never spoken to a woman.
>I want to fuck you right now
Are you fucking serious m8? Kek

It works for me. May not work for uggos like you though.

>the smell
Why would she smell, is it just like the smell of roastie pussy or like she hasn't showered?

>it works for me
Highly doubt it
>uggos like you
>everyone on r9k is the same
Kek, such a newfag. I get 10 matches A DAY on tinder