How successfull are you compared to your family members?

Eh, I'm fine where I am... I'm on the lower end of things, but I'm by far the youngest, being 18 and my next closest sibling being 25..

Dad's a tourguide, used to work in a trade
Mum's doing food service stuff right now, used to be an accountant (both in their 60's)

oldest bro is a teacher, with a longterm bf
second oldest bro is a health professional, engaged
3rd has some apprenticeship as an electrician or something, with a gf
sister is in tertiary education and is stacy

I'm in my first year at uni, and a kissless virgin. Been coping with strength training for 4 years though so there's that..

Also I actually moved out, which is way more than I expected when I was like 16

>Mom
Unemployed, too lazy to get a job
>Dad
Work-a-holic carpenter, manager at his main job and basically works as a plumber as his side job. Brings in lots of money, work is therapeutic for him
>Sister #1
Hairdresser, has trouble sticking with jobs. Will probably end up like mom
>Sister #2
Works as a pharm tech, owns a seasonal business on the side
>Me
21 year old finance major in uni. I'm the only one in the family to go to uni, so atleast I have that going for me.

>Dad
Multi-millionaire business owner
>Mom
Housewife
>Older Brother
VP of startup company worth $9.3 million
>Younger Sister
Comp Sci major in Cornell
>Me
pre-med cuck who hasn't even gotten accepted into med school yet (presently a neet)

Every night I want to kill myself

>Dad
Alcoholic decorator making fuck all
>Mom
Works part time in a chemist as receptionist
>Brother
NEET 25 y/o on benefits
>Me
On placement at tech company, 1 year left to complete degree. Job secured after final year

So yeah, way better. But not much competition. Still ugly and depressed

Me: currently a cs undergraduate, average salary for my course is more than what my parents make.
I rank better than most of my family, who are either not at uni or are doing very unemployable course however a few family member rank higher. I have a cousin in oxbridge and one in a high ranking ivy league school. A few older cousins who are working and married and doing pretty well but if I get the average salary I would be doing better.

Be proud of your dad, he worked hard so you and the rest of your family could do better.

>Cousin
Drug addict
>Cousin 2
Terminal autism 30+
>Half brother
Drug dealer in debt
>Half brother 2
Unhappily divorced with nothing

I have a low prestige job and wake up every morning wishing for death but I believe I am doing better than most of my family.

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Fucking killing it!!! In what matters but in their culture I'm like worse than the devil lol.

Well compared to the men I'm pretty fucking pathetic

Great grandpa
>married in his early 20's
>got his own land in his 20's
>built his own farm in his 30's
>WW2 veteran

Grandpa
>married in his early 20's
>helped his dad build a farm
>had 7 kids
>tok over the farm once his dad died
>worked there his entire life
>started banging a woman half his age after granda died
>closing in on 90 y/o and still works at the farm and goes hiking on the moutain

Dad
>been with my mom since they were young teens but broke up in their 30's
>joined the airforce at 18
>went and fought in Lebanon when he was 20
>studied arial engineering
>airforce captain and chief engineer before he hit 35
>6 kids
>just retired and remarried

Both my brothers are marine electricians but they're too busy with work so they don't have gf's or anything
My cousins are all Chads and everything the do is work, party and fuck women
I don't know much about the men on my dads side but I know my dads grandpa was a WW2 vet and his dad was a medic in the Korean war

Me
>never had a gf or even seen a tit
>no friends
>no education
>didn't get accepted into the army
>can't get a job
>basically useless NEET

I'm literally ashamed to meet any of my family members. They've all been hard workers, farmers and soldiers but I can't match up to them no matter how much I try, and I've tried a lot
just end it already

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IKTF
but I have assburgers so I guess I'm excused

>Didn't get accepted into the army

fuck me, thats the bleakest thing I've ever read here.

>not on drugs
>not a single mother
>moved out of dead end town
>have a bachelors degree in something not-shit
>have more than three fiddy in my bank account
Pretty successful. I may be a dirt poor wageslave but that's a million miles up from a walmart-reject or a welfare queen.

Not very well, I have a bad reputation and people seem to hate me even though I'm completely docile
my older brother is successful and Is given money unprompted by my dad, but he does get punished for real things, but still keeps his freedom

You need to be 18 or older to use this site, faggot.

well their standards are pretty strict here, it's like trying to get into college except it's mandatory
I got into recruitment but gave in after like 3 or 4 weeks

>work is therapeutic for him
I've always admired this mentality. I'm the only person in my family who isn't like this. My parents and grandparents are constantly finding things to do. They cannot remain idle.

Oh I thought you were American. If you can't make it into the US army man, I don't know what options someone would have. Its literally bottom of the barrel shit, they accept legit retards.

It's my older brother being punished, im twenty.
He has complete freedom and got into a car crash,so my dad got upset.

that sounds like the mindset of a slave

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well im the biggest disappointment to my dad's family however i would actively have to try to fuck my life up to even put a candle close to some of the shit my family members on my mom's side have done so overall not the worst

This. My mam always says "well at least he doesn't do drugs".

Stop being a dumb bitch user.

Hahaha, the truth hurts. At least they'll be happier and more productive as faggots than you are as a neet incel.

>they accept legit retards
lol I've heard about that
well, who else would be willing to travel across the world to some desert just to babysit some strangers you have no relations or history with for months with the promise that it's for their freedom?

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>dad
Engineer
>mom
Engineer
>older brother
Engineer
Younger sister also studying engineering, like me except she gets the best grades while I struggle with stupid shit sometimes I think I should have chosen another field but now it is too late

Mother, father, and sister are all MDs and I only got into DO school. I can feel the shame with every family gathering I just try to avoid them.

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True if you're working for someone else. Not the case f you're running your own business.

>Dad
Jobless
>Mom
Manager of some new co big $$$
>Brother
Accomplished percussionist currently studying in France atm
>Me
Going to shit CC used to have a job but I quit, I'm pretty much a neet and parents are starting to worry.

Pretty fucking rough bros I feel like I can do more but I can't "start" anything for some reason. I can't even boot up vidya without feeling sad n discouraged

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How old are you tho?

Yeah I won't lie...army family and NEET do not mix. You're raised and surrounded by giganormies, but at least if you ask for help they will help you 100%.

>older brother
Second year of law school at prestigious university
>younger sister
First year at even more prestigious university
>me
21 years old and probably going to drop out of college

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Least successful. If I stay with my current employer for another 15 years, the yearly raise will be enough to get me to about where my mom is now. Probably will never make as much as my dad unless I go back to school and switch careers.

>True if you're working for someone else
This is why I have so much trouble with waging, I just can't work for someone else even if they give me money. Because I know someone up there is making more money of "my work" and in the end it's all about the money.

Unelss the work is meaningful, gives me a sense of importance and belonging I just can't enjoy it and I don't understand how people can do shit like work at McDonalds or stack shelves at Walmart

>Mom
Works part time in a job center but cut hours to pick me up from college
>Dad
Lorry driver for cars but still keeps enough money to give me at my 18th birthday
>Sister
Training to be a nurse
>Me
Studying to be a game developer but is the fastest to finish in my class

We are all on equal terms in my family but we love eachother

I'm 25
I might have been surrounded by giganormies but I sure as hell wasn't raised by them. I'd like to think that if I had been raised properly, if my mom and dad wasn't just careless boomers and actually gave a shit I would have turned out fine, but I don't want to blame anyone for how I am

>dad
alcoholic, divorced twice
>mom
single mom with fuck ton of debt
>half-brother
an heroed
>half-sister
divorced, single mom of 3 kids

not too bad I guess but I guess this family is cursed

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Dad
>Marine Corp Infantry for 12 years
>retired prison guard
>looking for work but can't find a job
>even though he's retired
Mom
>junior high teacher
>$65k/year

Older brother
>prison guard
>moonlights on the MMA circut
>4-0-0 so far
>$30k/year, another $2k/win

Sister
>university
>stacy
>living off our grandmother's dime
>$0/year

Me
>flatbed truck driver
>saving up to go owner operator
>$60k/year, $125k/year once I go o/o

Could be worse.

>dad is accountant for a pretty good company. he makes 6 figures
>mom is on disability with multiple sclerosis, does her best
>not sure what my sister does but she has a family of her own and her husband works at little caesars last i heard
>i am a 21 year old waste of life, recently did my 2nd stint in jail and 2nd stint in rehab, moved back home after about 4 months in a halfway house. no job, no car, probably wont be able to get into the army considering my record and my weight. i just get through each day without killing myself, and that's a win for me.

Brother, 33
>has STEM degree
>comfy office gov job
>gf
>car
>manager of local soccer team
>has several close friend
>mommy's boy

Me, 25
>no degree, dropped out of engineering after five years of studying
>no job
>no gf
>no friends
>use bicycle for transportation (fell off it yesterday. It got smashed, fuck)
>mother absolutely hates me

My only consolation is that he's fat and his gf is divorced with two old kids.

mom is a lab technician, my dad as well but he was almost as much of a loser as I am before he met my mom. It's in my genes I reckon. He has minor brain damage from getting hit by a car when he was really young, probably passed it on to me. I'm good verbally but I'm a retard when it comes to practical matters

Can you imagine?
My family (of the important members, or the most successful ones, not that the rest aren't within this range, I just don't know them well enough)
>me, my parents, both of my grandfathers, 4 of my siblings (4 older brothers)
Let's start from the basic
>me: NEET, not an autist but don't have any relationship, kv, never had a job except for physical work
And then...
>mom is in pharmacy, makes a lot of money, has finished a couple of universities and has gotten scholarships in europe, has been a professor
>dad is an architect, engineer, and has some STEM degrees or some shit, used to be a writer and has met and spoken to and was recognized by big writers from europe, has had his own ''printing office'' which made him a lot of money for over 2 decades, moved to the US and now he divorced my mother and is seeing a rich as fuck artist woman who makes even more money
(of course, this has no significance except for it makes me feel like shit, they don't give me any of this money)
>4 siblings
>oldest brother has a comfy IT office job, just bought his first car and apartment, has a wife
>2nd brothers has a gf and he's the most sexually active brother, best looking out of all, tallest out of all (all within 6' range - but I'm 5'11 while they're all around 6'1, and this most attractive one is the only one out of us who got green eyes from our parents and is 6'4) he's just finished a university, think he's in psychology and stem or some shit, no clue
>3rd brother has a scholarship in one of germany's best schools for engineering, the ones who always looked up to our dad, the scholarship and apartment otherwise sustain him for more than enough while he lives there
>4th, next to youngest (me) is living in the US going to colombia university as top 10-students , but I don't think he has a scholarship - otherwise had tons of jobs, and is studying law in New york if I remember correctly
they don't even want to hear of me. This is all credent.

I'm not gonna play this comparison game. I love them. They love me. We're a unified organism and it's not a competition between us. When I succeed, that's my family succeeding through me. When one of us is injured, it hurts all of us. If one of us fails or does wrong, it reflects poorly on all of us.

Reminder that if your parents are successfull and you're not, then that should say something about your parents not you

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>father
High level accountant, was in the top 5% of earners

>mother
Homemaker and a prostitute on the side

>brothers
One makes mad dosh as a "ship broker", the other is a family man who works in Fraud

>sister
She was once a hikki-NEET, now she's found her soul mate and earns decent money working part time

>and then there's me
Wagecuck working odd jobs to fund my anime/game otaku lifestyle

So yeah I'm definitely doing the worst, but I'm probably also the least stressed out of all of them

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>Mum (50 something): registered nurse but left after a few years to raise her kids, the literal best homemaker I've ever seen and I'm not just saying that because she's my mum, genuinely it's crazy how good she is at running a home, our little oikos, votes lib dem

>Dad (nearly 60): senior NHS manager, not particularly fulfilling work but a decent middle class income (don't know exact numbers but I estimate about 65 thousand pounds), tons of friends, everyone who meets him likes him, never seen him have a bad relationship with anyone, votes tory

>Older brother (26): did computer science at uni at the exact right time, now works in London on about the same salary as my dad even though he's nearly thirty years younger, gonna be very well off his whole life, had a string of relationships generally about 10-12 months each, generally liked and all but he's a total NPC, complete neoliberal, s o y b o y, deracinated, decultured consumer meat sack with the right shitlib opinions

>Younger sister (20): still at uni doing psychology (originally doing midwifery but changed because she hated it), has a girlfriend of 2 years not sure quite how serious they are but they're still together so that's something, total shitlib as well but less of an NPC than brother

Then myself, the middle child (23): first year PhD in a biomed related field, fiance my own age (been together 4 years), very little money as stipend is just under 14 thousand pounds a year, close circle of about 5 friends but haven't made any in over a decade, can fake it til I make it in social situations but hate them and people can still tell I'm quiet, diagnosed with aspergers two years ago, pretty much full 1488 but hide my powerlevel around normies

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hahaha so when you are called out as a faggot, your whole family are faggots too.

Faggot.

Everyone from gen x is poor have had to stay at my grandparents place at least once or twice in their thirties and in debt. Id say im doing better compared to my cousins who are all female and broke as well.

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I am so successful compared to my family members that the ratio of my success to their success approaches an infinite quantity.

I'm doing well on paper, and it's fooling my parents. I am passing through uni as quickly as I can (unlike most family members), and keeping in touch with a small amount of friends that I can talk about to my parents. Thing is, I never bring up the subject of women and deflect any attempts on their part to bring it up. I tell them "yeah I'm a bit busy" when I'm stressed out of my mind. Even my friends see me as a calm and collected guy, but only because I never share anything that could hurt my image.

>ctrl+f "homeless"
>no results

My mother is homeless and my dad doesn't know I exist. I lived with a grandparent most of my life but they died a couple years ago so now I'm alone.

Nobody cares whether I live or die including myself lol.