No matter how much you lift, you’ll never be able to open one of these without a tool

>no matter how much you lift, you’ll never be able to open one of these without a tool.

Attached: 569ABDE7-C0CF-483F-9EE4-354EADD65897.png (450x800, 222K)

Why would I want to open one?

>he drinks anything but water
Lmao

Are you that much of a griplet that you can’t just pull them off?

put the edge of the cap against the edge of a surface like a table and hit it from the top so that the cap flies off

also
>heineken

You can just use your teeth.

>He drinks his manchild cope juice
Never going to make it..

Says the faggot judging other people on the internet

Why would I want to open that bottle of industrial pisswater?
Have some taste please

Attached: Weihenstephaner Vitus S.jpg (1067x1600, 280K)

Heh
*raises eyebrow*
*smug smile*
And what're you gonna do bout it?
*Pushes up thick framed glasses*
*Ahem*
*Flexes*
*Bulge forms in pants*
That's what I thought. Heh boys these days...

literally drinking one rn famalam

Attached: dab.png (554x400, 50K)

You're using the table as a tool you retard

>Have taste please
>Posts another light beer pisswater lager

You baiting or just retarded?
Weihenstephaner Vitus is a wheat beer and has 7,7% alc

Don't need to open bottles when you have a nice tastey homebrew.

Attached: 20181226_191911.jpg (975x967, 440K)

Based

>literally how they were designed

Yeah I've seen people do this it's the coolest party trick around you look like a fucking mad man opening bottles like an ape and chugging brews

I can open them with my teeth

Love me a nice tall glass of poison with a top of insulating foam

This... done it before. Don’t even like beer but Chad party bro in early 20s

>MFW I was the tool.

Attached: 882B342B-C64E-43F8-BDDF-77A673C9D924.png (800x472, 603K)

>shitposting/arguing about how to open a bottle of beer

This is the reason you're failures

>tfw my molars line up just right to clamp down on the cap and bend it without scraping or putting pressure on the edge of my teeth
>tfw it scares everyone who's ever seen it because they think I'm gonna chip a tooth
>tfw girls will bitch and moan
>tfw I've been training the crabclaw grip technique to eventually bend the cap barehanded

crabclaw grip
>make a fist
>keep index finger curled but move it out of the fist and put your thumb in the vertex of the second knuckle
>we used to call it snapping turtle because you can pinch people like this and it hurts like shit
>put the second fallange of your index finger flat on bottle cap
>thumb on edge of cap
>using index as pivot, pull up with thumb
I've only ever seen one guy do it, and he said he just practiced gripping things with that pinch.

Attached: pickle-comic.png (940x300, 38K)

Do you just use kegs for everything? Poast a picture of your setup

Just use your teeth dumbass

Just sip from a can it's just beer

Attached: image0.jpg (640x419, 211K)

I open that shit with my ring all the time, yeah tis a tool I guess but to a dumb normie it looks like you're magically doin it with your hand.

Light != pisswater, you’ll realize this when you turn 18 and figure out different styles of beer have their time and place

a tool is designed specifically for a single type of purpose: screwdriver, hammer. that's like saying you're hand is a tool when you open a door or twist off a beer cap.

Bump for original thread

...