How do I achieve a body like Aquachad and get milfs like Jason Momoa?

I mean he's really not that built. Looks like he works out but he has pretty high bodyfat. Plus this is with editing and lighting, so very achievable natty

Lift casually but regularly for about 3 years, then lie about being 6'4 when you're only 6'1

this is him when hes not on gear

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Came back to fit after almost a year off to experience posts like this.

Alright bro

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>he's really not that built
Damned NYR already
See

>retard doesn't know how lighting and favorable angles work: the post

Eat 8 chicken breasts a day to bulk

You jelly bro?

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Hes half hawaiian ...islanders are naturally big

>Roid
Get a clue bucko lmao

>i mean he's not really that built
dude what lol

>milfs like Jason Momoa

????

He married Lisa Bonet who’s like 20 years older than him.

What bf percentage do you think he is here. I'm a fat fuck working my way down from 32% think I'm at 19% right now. Wanna now when I can stop.

If they don't work hard/ roid that naturally big quickly turns to naturally fat. Have a look around south Auckland, one of the fattest places on earth

For what purpose

can confirm.

to hide the fact he is gay

13-14

Probably 12%. If he dropped 5-10 more lbs he’d have very defined abs

islanders are fat as fuck cause their diet is all calorie-rich shit like kumara. that's when they're not at kfc. a shame too because the women are beautiful but you will never, ever see one over 25 that isn't in the process of ballooning.

It amazes me that she is obviously miring him irl but in the movie their romance was so forced and fake.

You’ll notice she’s the only one miring. If only he were straight.

Haven't thought of that but sounds plausible
Why would he want an old woman who's not particularly beautiful, and yet be friends with her ex-husband wtf

why would you want to look like jason momoa when you could look like jason genova

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Lie about your height and wear eye-liner.

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Underrated

>everybody who can spot a roiding celebrity looks like shit
Derp

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>mom said I look like a skinny mini mamoa and i should be aqua lad :/

U can be skinny fat asian as well.
Bigger build means more muscle.
Theres a calculator from badlefthook about manny paciqao wrist size

To bang Lisa’s daughter Zoe Kravitz

I really hope that's not a picture of you implying you look good lmao

FISHY FISHY, swim swim swim, WOWZERS SHAGGY, beap boopp!!.

Then he shoved a fish up his #keester and felt the shock of a nicely cooked Boston steak from Wahlburgers

Could beat the FUCK out of this big fag 215 pounds of 5'9 pure muscle comin' at him like a freight train CHUG CHUG CHUG BLOOD GUTS FISHY DEAD NOW.

Un monstruo mono Americano...

Doubt it

>5'9
>215 pounds
Vs
>6'5
>200 pounds

MANLET SCHIZO RAGE

i mean, there have been better bodies posted by anons... are his arms over 16"? good chest, tho.

fucking lol, this is this board

Based, post routine

what, do you think those are 20"s?... those arms are not impressive.

beast coming through

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based schizophrenic manlet

Your lats go on holiday, hombre?

God dammit, he's so good looking.

I'll never know what it's like to be a mega pussy slayer.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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those are some small wrists

yeah the dude grew a magical 10 inches in his delts because of lighting

get a fucking grip

Why do you people hate roids? It makes life, strength and gains much easier to get.

>muh elderly health
Who gives a fuck? Not me. I'll never be a good parent so I won't settle down for a wife and kids.

nah. you just gotta have superior samoan genetics.

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Have other women like you.

He isn't gay.

The married her for same reason that Hugh Jackman married an older woman, she was rich and famous and he was young, struggling and broke.

Both of them got successful after they married, and being married to an established already successful actress helped them do that. And once you are married with kids leaving your wife for a younger woman is difficult.

Lisa Bonet was a god-tier fu 30 years ago when he was a kid. I'm sure it's partially a nostalgia-boner but at the same time she looks amazing for her age.

>aquachad
where the abs at?

He doesn't look that much smaller there bro. He's relaxed there, probably not dieting as hard, no pump, shit lighting, shit angles, the list goes on.
You're probably just scared because white girls were designed for BSC

dios mio..... el ogro de los americanos...

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I wouldn't be surprised Momoa is into this skinny, trashy islander look that Lisa is in. I mean, she looks like she's a freak in bed. I get that "witch doctor shaman" vibe off her, like she's into some real, ancient kinky stuff. I get that, Jason Momoa can get all sorts of pussy, why settle for the boring hot vanilla ones if he's already got this exotic witch to fuck all over the house with?

probably 18" or even a little more since he is tall

Bruh his arms are in no way bigger than 16”...get a fookin clue. And he e-stats his height hard. He’s no taller than 6’2

Straight mogging Jow Forums‘s poster boy

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Not really, the moment these two go shirtless Supah-Man will be clearly better

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Lolol

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Jeff plz go

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Show his calves

Calfmogged/10

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imagine having this as your goal

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Are these guys just CGI? What's going on here?

he's said it a million times before; when he's not doing a movie, he likes to eat like a piece of shit and workout as little as possible.

Cgi + quick cycle of roids will do wonders for a movie physique

Bench, pull ups, deadlift.

What race are you?

chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/06/dude-so-and-so-got-so-fucking-jacked.html?zx=64e369e05fecf6a1

This is a really fun read

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He did look a lot better in MOS compared to JL.

it's actually a pretty good goal for lanklets

Not the user you replied to but muscle doesn't need to be developed through hard work and diet to be attained some people are just genetically gifted in that manor. Like a majority of 7 ft tall basketball players can bench 315 like its 135 or children who have genetic predispositions to be more muscular such as this baby who has visual ab definition

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Post that receding hairline derp

The only impressive part about his physique is his chest. An average natty could get arms and delts like that in 2-3 years.

Congrats, you became a twink. Now go build some muscle.

Fuck all these anons, great body.
Based and hair pilled Chad Dad

post body

wait, you won't, because all of you are skinnyfat lanklet tourists who are only on Jow Forums because 'bro when january comes im gonna be on that new years resolution and hit the gym...i swear....February at the latest..."

Looking at your belly button I say you are a former fatty

>Hollywood
Roid

Samoans like most polynesians slam on muscle like motherfuckers because they're adapted to get the most out of shitty island food like fish and fruit and some root veges, so when given access to other foodstuffs they pack on muscles like nuts. Unfortunately this also means they get fat as fuck, polys have one of the highest obesity rates of any racial group

Janoy is hotter than piss

It's because all the low body fat ones didn't survive the boat ride over

imagine being such a whore for (you)s

Lol did we hurt the boomers feefees?

Looking good. Added to goals pics

Why would you want milfs instead of legal teens ?

Its because they drink soft drink and eat a packet of chips for breakfast and eat meat pies and snack constantly and eat godawful food like corned beef which is like 75% saturated fat. Also lots of asian food, which is oily and has tonnes of empty calories. Polynesians just don't eat right for their body type in New Zealand. They should be eating once a day since their bodies were designed for starvation strength being seafarers with long voyages.