User, Chad kicked me out. You've always been such a good friend. Can I stay with you?

>user, Chad kicked me out. You've always been such a good friend. Can I stay with you?

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Sure thing

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Yeah, sure.

>you have to eat all the eggs

this has nothing to do with fitness you incel manlet. fuck off.

Haha wow she is gonna have to poip in MY toilet??

>those feet

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Good fun peoples
Had hour massage with nice lady who called me handsome
Called in girl who finished her break after doing some other rando in another room
>no pics because no alone time and in car near park now
Girl and I fuck she says I’m big, do missionary for a few minutes, twiddle her Nipples choke her and lick her armpits (shaved)
She’s done and wants to stop
I say ok
>then I tell her to flip over
Start out doggy style affer ramming itnin and she cries out then I force her down and sort of lay on her back and pound until I cum (Condom)
We dress and I leave other girl is making dinner, boss lady gives me hug and tells me she’ll see me next time.

No

Sure but we're fucking every night.
>"eww user, you're so gross."

Ok

raep

>a heathen harlot thinks she can tempt a servant of the Most High

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Sorry user, but it appears you made a typo and tried to write 'voip'

Unfortunately she isnt into pooping into socks like you while playing fortnite on voip with your 12 year old friends.

Finally, someone that uses this webm for feet and not digusting braps. Her feet aren’t that hot, though.

What concerns me is not these brap sniff webms per se. But rather that there's some of you motherfuckers out there who have fucking folders with gigabytes of shit like this

you are a motherfucker, I will cum in your nose

Of course my good friend, how long will you need to stay?
Lads, this is an important question to ask prior to letting someone stay in your home and helps avoid a lot of awkward shit down the line

Get off my board

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>initiate sex
>start pounding her asshole
>cum on her face
>immediately kick her out while still naked and covered with cum
>lock the door
>throw her shit out the second story window
Merry Christmas, roastie.

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Make me

>no you
I can see your fresh from T-56.com but try to blend into us

>t-56.com

Literally what?

sure but I get the top bunk

Based

It’s some weird fuck up of reddit and 9gag but for starfox lovers.

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Won't even bother to look it up then. Thank you user

Fuck off

>get arrested for rape charges

what does a chainsaw say when you turn it on?
RUNNIGGA NIGGA NIGGA XDDD lmao xp

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Sure,

>Show non-neediness
>be friendly

>she either fucks you, or she doesnt

>doesn't matter to you anyways

The end.

You're all faggots.

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Go back to your parents

Sure. You can have the guest room. Me and the gf will be in our room if you need anything

>Proceed to fuck really loud to encite some sort of threesome situation or just cuck her for laughs

Based

upboat

Short legs and fake ass and face.
What a turn off

Listen up you used up cock carousel riding thot. I don't care. You are taking your baggage with you and wiping the foot prints you made when you came here off my floor. If I see you lingering around outside I'm going to pepper spray you and call the cops on you.

Only if I get to do you in the ass every night

Get cleared immediately because a man guilty of rape doesn't put his crime for all to see

Sure

Kek based

Massage parlour?

Yes.
Then proceed to immediately have unprotected sex with her. Mixing and fusing my nut with chad's, until i have absorbed all his power.

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