How do you get rid of human bones?

You mean my religion? Nah

Christians see my religion as Voodoo lol wut?

The classic way is to feed them to pigs. Otherwise shatter them, set them in a block of cement, and bury it in the middle of nowhere. Make sure to reseal the soil as best you can.

How strong are bones actually? Would repeated stress from pic related eventually break them or are they stronger than steel?

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Bones are nowhere near as strong as steel, but use a hammer instead.

It's not bones you should be trying to get rid of, but flesh

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you should worry about the flesh first OP. try skinning it like a deer i guess

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Oxyclean will dissolve anything

Just chuck that shit in a river or ocean or some shit nigga ain't that difficult

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God that was a great episode
How do they think of this shit

>all of those complicated as fuck plans
why not simply throw it to garbage. put that shit in black bag and throw it in the nearest dumpster. once the garbage truck unloads that shit it's never going to be found

scratch that. just bury that shit in local graveyard. find the corner with old graves where noone visits and just bury it there

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

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Build a crucible forge and use them as a source of carbon for steel so you can cut down your enemies with the essence of those you uave conquered.

food disposer

youtube.com/watch?v=uXtM4qQh-j4

Listen and learn

Honestly just hike an hour or two into the nearest patch of forest/woods and dump it. Follow a trail to start with and once your deep in go off until your deep into untrailled land. Dump the evidence for nature to deal with, follow your tracks back and leave. Deep wash everything that came into contact with the remains.

Eat as much of it as you can

when I haved and bonered I just rub it intbetween my palms until it the white liquid that makes it hard comes out and then it isn't boner anymored