Accidentally rub against a car in the parking lot this morning and damage the paint

>accidentally rub against a car in the parking lot this morning and damage the paint
>leave a note telling them to call me so I don't have to go through insurance
>text my dad about it
>every single ad I get on youtube is for car insurance
They could at least make it more subtle

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im guessing you borrowed your dads car and are 14 because no other fucking way could you park so poorly op

I'm 18 and I'm just a god awful driver. I thought I could just swing into an open spot on a crowded college parking lot but I fucked it up

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goddamn i taught someone to drive in a month and they didnt have any troubles with regular parking shit user get it togeher. good on you for putting your number down for the damages though

This is the first accident ive ever had. I think I'm just hella lucky. I'll remember you guys when I win the lottery tonight

>I think I'm just hella lucky
what? you might be lucky if you get into a smal accident wher eyoure not hurt but the other car hits you and you get to make some money off it. if you cant even handle regular parking youre not lucky at all op lol what the fuck

>leave a note telling them to call me so I don't have to go through insurance
You're a good person OP good job on not being a nigger

Everyone has bumps within the first few.months of driving. I dragged my car against a gate and literally tore the bodywork, just duct taped over it and carried on.

If you sent the message by SMS then you are just imagining things and confirming coincidences.

If you sent it by WhatsApp or Facebook then it's just overwhelmingly likely that you're imagining things.

If you sent it as a YouTube comment then you might be on to something

I hate how big and bulky cars are. This is why I want to get a motorcycle instead. Should be cheaper and easier to mantain too

>park normally thousands of times
>scrape another car once
Yes I must reture from driving I will never learn.

thats a retarded argument if you have been driving enough to have practiced parking thousands of times yo ushould never scrape another car lol. op i respect how you left your info but there's no excuse for how you fucked up

More proof that we're living in a simulation. NPCs think that their phones are listening so they can change ads, but it's really just the simulator doing its thing. I'm an oldfag, I've been witnessing this kind of shit for 20 years, well before smart phones and Jewgle.

T. Google internet defense force

At first I thought you bummed into the car with your person and somehow damaged the paint lol

You've noticed shit like this too huh user? I could write a book with all the times shit like this happened. Like right after the fact when I never even searched it. Mainly on fag book which I'm seeing isn't worth the benefits

I've been driving without a license for years.

>Went shopping to fill the void with material things, hypomanic as fuck >Get back to my car, quickly pull out >Have horrible spatial awareness, scrape the car beside me
>Get out and inspect
>Big ol little dent
>dont want to get fucked by cops
>no pen or paper to leave note

Didnt know wtf to do so quickly drove off. 10 mins in to driving I hear sirens. Got pulled over. Over a thousand dollars in ticket and impound fees. Impounded for a month.

One of the most autistic decisions I've ever made. Still not sure what I should of done.

You firstly carry pen and paper. You put down a fake number so people don't get suspicous and report your license plate when they see you drive away.

You're a good guy. Some fucking bitch """neighbour""" reversed into my car in the car park outside my flat and didn't even leave a note. Even though I could instantly tell who did it by the identically shaped bump on the back of their car. Makes me sick that some people don't want to take responsibility for their fuckups

Why the fuck would you leave a note lol robots deserve all the shit they get

I scraped someone at uni too and left a note but they just never called. And I disabled voice permissions for google because it kept giving me youtube recommendations based on what I was JUST talking about.

Not him but you should if you think someone may have seen or if there could be cameras around since not doing so is a felony. And do it if it's a place you go repeatedly because odds are they can find out.