/fraud/ - autism and steroids general

Welcome to /fraud/, the steroids and blogposting general.

Before asking your stupid beginner questions (yes, they are stupid), make sure to read the r/steroids wiki:

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

Yes, it's reddit, but it's a good resource.

SARMS are a mild way to take anabolics. They aren’t going to do much for you if you don’t already have your diet and training on point.

Don't ask us to help you dose your AI. It's very individual.

Oral-only cycles put strain on the liver and cause a shutdown of natural testosterone production for not a lot of benefit. Just pin and thank us later.

No source talk allowed.

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What happend to this faggot?

How often do you guys encounter fake or underdosed vials or ampoules of test?
I'm in the UK. I feel like there's a ton of variation between things which are meant to be the same thing, even with the more supposedly reliable labs.

speaking of faggots, here's what THIS faggot actually looks like. totally fucking embarrassing, right?

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Of test? Very rarely.

If anything, test is going to be overdosed because sources want good blood results.

he told his gf to sit on his face

RIP

Looks pretty good to me. Look at that tricep sweep crazy


Funny thing is that she also dominated him lmao. Can't imagine being that beta holy fuck

I got my blood test. Surprisingly went very well. Instead of sitting, I got to lay down which helped. Barely felt the needle and the guy who took my blood made sure to put the vial somewhere I couldn't see it to avoid me getting sick. Got cold sweats though. But I'm happy about it all. Walking around the shopping centre at this time of year just filled with people made me realise how tall I am compared to a lot of them which felt good.

Still no gf or even a girl who will look my way.

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Are you still on gear?

Did you already took the MAN PILL?

wikihow.com/Become-More-Masculine-when-Feminine

Not until I get my bloods back.

>7Own your emotions. What did Rafael Nadal do right after he won the 2013 U.S. Open? He cried like a baby. Does that mean he isn't masculine? Absolutely not.

Are you telling me to cry masT?

spring.org.uk/2018/05/faces-women-most-attractive.php

journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/0956797618760197

TAKE THE FUCKING BROW, JAW, CHIN AND NECK PILL STUPID TWINK

You look way too feminine thus makes you not a good protector/provider for her and her child. Shit is all biological and it's all about survival

Only a thick neck can already make a huge difference in you appearance

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My face is pretty masculinised as it is. If it wasn't I could pass as a trap and would have done so already.

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>My face is pretty masculinised as it is

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never and i just buy the same labs they shill on ukmuscle.

Then why are you still virgin? Listen to me little prick, you want to achieve that wizard status or what

This is what you have to do:

Appearance.
- Thick semi evil looking eyebrows
- Thick neck
- No crooked teeth
- JAW/CHIN
- Dress good(fitted clothes no fucking baggy loose faggot clothing)
- Slight stubble, no fucking so.iboy beard
- Broad shoulders/muscled arms
- No pussy looking bug eyes
- No balding and get a haircut that compliments your face

Personality
- Be funny
- Social/able to hold a conversation
- Confident
- Be interesting(e.g have some cool/interesting stories to tell sometimes)
- Able to take jokes
- Direct/ Don't hesitate
- Dominant/Aggressive
- Get shit fucking done, set goals/achievement, be fucking ambitious
- Probably one of the most important one: BODY LANGUAGE(Don't look at the fucking ground, keep eye contact with the people you talk to, have a strong handshake, posture etc)

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You fucking already know what I look like masT. Jesus Christ.

My biggest problem is my character.

>My biggest problem is my character.
>No girls looks my way
Jesus can't save you anymore

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What is exaggeration you dumb fucking dutch cunt? Plus you have already said multiple times my face is just fucking fine. We can all agree it needs work but I'm not an ugly person.

I get some attention from girls just not girls that I want and I don't get enough because I'm shy and don't go outside much.

I thank god every day for not making me as big of a loser as crusader

I was left incomplete.

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Realistically how long should it take for me to go from 16% to like 10% running 250 test E, 700 Tren A, 1,000 calorie deficit, cardio 5x a week, and lifting 6x a week? I want abs so I can bulk again without wanting to kms.

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Dude the cope hurts so much I start the feel sorry for you.

>don't get matches on tinder
but muhhh other city I get matches.

>girls don't look at my way
Its my character I swearrr. I also was exaggerating

>still lonely and cry about this all time without taking action
I just want attention guysss I am actually fineee and it's because 9/10 don't like me for who I actually am

Cope is evolving

>masT trying to peek over a cinderblock

I mean, the tinder thing just didn't make sense. I set it to multiple countries outside of Australia and got loads of matches. Set it back to my location and I'm lucky to get a handful. I just eventually deleted it because it was just making me irrationally angry speaking to girls from Canada, Germany, Japan etc who I seemed to get along with but never could be with. Then going back to Australia where every girl wants a Chris Hemsworth look alike whilst they're looking like a pudgy troll.

>I just want attention guysss I am actually fineee and it's because 9/10 don't like me for who I actually am
I'm a cry baby, what else did you expect? I don't whinge for solutions, I whinge because I want attention.

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No no you're complete my man

A complete moron that is

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I'm just a little mushy in the head but I promise I am loveable.

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Crucy you can't be that fucking ugly bro. I'm a soft 7 and have 300+ matches in Brissy.

Tbh think you need some assistance with your bio and profile but you'd scrub up well iirc

Nah dude it's the pics

I never wrote anything in my bio and always got tons of matches

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I've posted my face on here before. I don't think I'm ugly (some days I definitely do think so though). Just really average.

Australian girls are just picky bitches.

>also most of my pictures are years old because I don't like taking pictures of myself, getting my picture taken and I don't have friends to take my picture in the first place

> have 300+ matches in Brissy.
But do they look like Peqeri? There's a particular girl I found on instagram that I want who lives in Brisbane. But she's only 17, Catholic (or at least her family is), could also be a little gay and my instagram is filled mostly with old, old photos and most aren't very good.

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Literally just mention anything in your bio. Fuck, mines set to something about eating ass.

Also, post your fucking face so I can spot you out and bully you in public pls.

My bio literal was
>Anime and body pillows keep me from killing myself

>post your fucking face so I can spot you out and bully you in public pls.
No. If you're that desperate, go through the archives.

It's not that you're ugly it's that your facial expression gives off the miserably pathetic sad sack look

change your profile too 'too cheap for real hookers'

girl with dog is cute

Actually kekd at this. Would make the meme complete is someone made a drawing of my body below the head.

Sure man if you rather have attention from some beta orbiters than woman you actually like then go ahead.

Nigga don't make me look through the archives or I'll kms. I probably know you to the second degree so just make it easy.

Dbol made my hairline recede. Will it grow back?

This lmao.

This will make a fine addition to my collection

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You must love BJ.

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Just did my 4th pin of test e and my right nipple is protruding slightly...? Can’t tell if I’m overthinking it since I’m only 2 weeks in or if that’s actually gyno beginning to form. Help bros

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I've been told I look angry or scary with my resting face. I think I have a nice smile though.

My ex used to complain that she always felt like she had done something wrong because I'm a quiet person and I looked angry all the time.

Welcome back.

I just want Peqeri/Anzu tier girl who will be cute, placid and supportive. Or alternatively an ESTP tier girl who will force heroin into me and rape me.

I like extremes.

Enjoy your search.

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How much volume does that guy do?

No. You were gonna lose that hair at some point in your life.

Gear accelerates MPB and does not create new bald spots.

Beside being a jew yes.

Seriously who doesn't want to look manly and brute. No man wants to look like a sissy who get overrun by everyone. We want respect just by the looks

I am obsessed lookin as brute as possible. Gets me euphoric af

Large part of tinder is seeming friendly/NT always smile in your pictures

Nobody wants to get skinned alive

I don't have any pictures of me smiling except one from where I went out with China girl and she took a picture kissing my cheek. I was smiling there but I think that comes off as very "Look, look, i get girls, see, see?!"

I need to get some friends again.

Give me you ultimate goal image, I know you have good taste when it comes to this.

Didnt even ESTP rejected you?Lmao

Google dating profile picture photographers in your area

Pay for some quality pics instead of using your shit quality ones

If anybody rejected anybody, I rejected ESTP by blue balling her when she was asking for dick pics. We still chat.

I could think of nothing more fucking creepy than seeing someone with "candid professional" photos on their profile.

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If one takes test 500mg a week and ads tren a what are the effects in terms of gains, recovery and mood? Will there be a huge increase or just some little extra?

I could think of nothing more creepy than seeing someone that looks like you on their profile picture

It's a booming business because it fucking works

Well then no amount of professional photography could help me can it?

It's their job to make creepy weirdos look somewhat approachable. And that includes you.

Shitloads of women use these photographers as well. Most women suck ass at taking photographs so any really good ones you see are probably professionally done.

Just did my first pin yesterday in my quad.
Injecting this shit was tougher than I thought, oil is VERY thick.
Quad feels kinda sore today but no insane PIP like everyone else said
Question : what does test look like? Just so I can compare it to what I have in my vial
When should I start seeing energy and recovery improvements if I'm doing 500 a week?

>I could think of nothing more fucking creepy than seeing someone with "candid professional" photos on their profile.

This, screams that you are desperate and over invested

Women don't want men that need to pull out all the stops to get laid

Yeah you need to get photos with friends, lots of aspies on tinder need to deiffrentiate yourself

girls are terrified of accidently letting an aspie inside of them, you need social proof

As in looks or muscle? I never even look as other people as goals only as admiration.

Lmao you never want an unloyal whore like that. Could you imagine having her as gf while she's chattin with other men asking for dick pics and crying about that others fag dick all the time.

Women dont want weebs that look like they've just been facefucked for an hour either

Looks.
Muscle is easy.

a; test looks like water
b; 6-8 weeks if you're using a long ester

>muscle is easy

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To me it just sounds like you're a struggling photographer trying to drum up business.

Dating profiles IMO should be candid or amateur. Professional photographs for something like a fucking dating profile make you seem conceited and makes the other person question why you needed/wanted professional photos in the first place? The only excuse I can think of is if you're an actual model or you got professional photos for an event unrelated to the dating profile like at a wedding.

She's in an open relationship currently so she can do whatever she wants, it's not disloyal. But knowing what I know of her I think if she was asked by the right type of person to be exclusive, she would happily be exclusive. Notbf being a wildcard.

I'm flattered but at least use something recent next time okay sweetie?

alright quick question.

i plan to go on a 20 week cycle of:
300mg test E a week
600mg EQ a week
200mg Tren E a week.

i plan to bulk for the first 10 weeks, then cut the next 10 weeks. how does that sound?

some feet for your time.

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>But knowing what I know of her I think if she was asked by the right type of person to be exclusive, she would happily be exclusive.

Yikes do really believe this?

remember when she was exclusive with newbf and she was posting about she soaked her panties when she made out with BBC at new years eve party right in front of him?

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Yeah, that's it. I'm a professional photographer.

Good luck, mate.

Nope.

I'm just coming to my own conclusion from what I gather from her personality from talking to her. She hasn't said any of this explicitly to me. If the guy tolerates that after an explicit agreement to be exclusive, then he's a literal cuck.

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That model I always post. Don't have it here.

Lmao you believe in this utter bs? She sayin that because she has no options. All woman from her age want stability. They know they are hitting their prime and no man want to have them anymore. They want to make babies with him and make the chances that he will leave less likely

Stop giving him advice. He's just fine as a loser

she gets off on turning betas into her little cuck boy slaves

wow what amazing girl wish I could marry desu

I think it makes her feel important, like, look what I can make this guy do, I must be something special if I can fuck him up so hard

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Crusader is undeniable proof that copious amounts of steroids in no way shape or form turn a beta male into anything that resembles an alpha

is this the natty's cope?

She's only 26. She's more of a care taker than looking for someone to take care of her.

I think she prefers open relationships but is not incapable of monogamy.

Can't blame her. It'd be an ego trip for me if I could do whatever I wanted to someone and still have them lick my feet. But she does have a conscience.

I'd say you're a retard if you believed that steroids make you alpha in the first place.

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>. But she does have a conscience.

lol

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please help.

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dat family mire

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she needs to get on a cutting diet asap

I don't mean that in that she is a saint. I meant that she knows right from wrong and can determine if something will hurt someone or not but she can choose whether or not to care.

Jesus fkcin chirst the amount of ignorance and white knighting in this post is astronomical. Lmao

dude you are so pathetic just take a couple of minutes and stop posting on fraud

I have no reason to white knight ESTP. We all are aware of what she's done. I'm just giving my insight into her personality.

Dimethandrolone when.

Tested as male birth control pill at high doses (low oral bioavailability) with good success.

Should be available on the grey market to make into an injectable right?

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Question for a likely soon-to-be first timer here.
Been lifting for about 6 months now from dyel status. Looking good, but I wanna speed up the process to get to my body's natural limit with a cycle and then work to keep it there afterwards natty. Is this advisable?

Been reading about it all, looking into doing a 10 week cycle of Test E w/ deca and pct of course. Id appreciate any thoughts on this. Figured this would be the thread to ask instead of gettin flamed in the qtddtot

not a bad stack, and very similar compounds to the cycle im starting next week.

tren at 200mg a week is barely worth it if you're running prop but enth even less so... I'd double it

I also like to keep my test a bit higher than tren too... (not errone does) so double that too

EQ is one of my go to anabolics... absolutely love the stuff, others find little to no benefit from it at all... but due to its mildness.... im gonna say double it as well.

but im a tard with high blood pressure, shitty cholesterol numbers and a fucking high resting pulse so dont take my advice.

Have you considered running prop and ace as a kickstarter while the long esters build up in your system?

And how about a dbol kickstarter and winny to finish off? any thoughts about clen or t3?

test e and deca take 8-10 weeks to build up in your system.... soooo do you think a 10 week cycle will be of any benefit to you at all?

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>gymbro got me two 10 mL vials of 500mg test-e and two 10 mL vials of 100mg tren-a
Does this stuff expire? I'm not looking to juice yet, and I'm not even trying to touch tren with a ten foot pole until I have a little more experience. Can I just leave them in the back of my fridge for a year or two?

>have pectus excavatum
>more I work my chest the more noticable it is
>have relatively fit body but due to pectus have lower ribcage flare outward

Will /fraud/ make me big enough to the point where it's not noticeable?

go to bed degen

Come tuck me in.

this but is your name Luke?

Even if it was, why would I tell you?

North or Southside? If south you better fuck me

300mg Test E
600mg Tren E
Asin 12.5mg on pin days.

Although it depends on how the tren sides hit you (also what the asin is for, estro will fuck with tren).

kys

They usually have a date on the bottle, and I think its usually 2 years, and that may be labs being conservative.

Anyone ever try out that Trest D or Trest E?

(You)

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I'm not going to specify because I don't want to get raped.

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