Fph

"Look at all the excuses you could make!"

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>calorie
>negative

Goddamn delusional

she's infertile

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>imagine dying this way
lol

looks like boogie lost weight

Daily reminder if you wouldn't fuck the Queen in op's pic,you are 100% homosexual

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>anime poster
>not gay
pick one

Says the guy wanting to fuck a hog

Which episode?

>Oh it looks like she's hurt
>Better move her body around as much as possible

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>people

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Gay

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based wrong poster
forgot to reply to OP
9/10

>people

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can we exterminate whatever shithole they spawn in

FULL

>"real fertile woman"
>multiple boob jobs, boob lift, liposuction, brazilian butt lift, lip fillers, fake laskes, fake hair

>tfw too fat to move without assistance
is this what it's like to be american?

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hugh T

god i wish that were me

you wish you had a broken pelvis?

no, all of the world is doing their best to prop these beasts up as high as they can, but they still fall short every time

So much self illusion, it hurts to read what this people have to say.

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>I'm not unhealthy, I'm just retaining a lot of water

If you read the bottom comment, the person is calls 'listening to your body telling you it's full' a diet

Based people poster.

It was its own 1-off show before my 600 lbs life.
900 Pound Man: The Race Against Time

He also had a Channel 5 Documentary in the UK called The Man Who Ate Himself to Death

His name was Ricky Naputi

diabetes is linked to infertility, you fucking chubby chasing beta

They're using a lot of big words. Must be smart

Requesting the one comic pic where the bitch gets chicken broth thrown at her in school

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Brahs remember that pov sex video she made when it was 2012 end of the world for virgins who didnt want to die a virgin to let them know what it was like to have sex i have fapped to that video countless times fak

gotchu senpai

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thanks mate

Less gay than wanting to fuck a fatty

nigs gonna nog

fuck i'm laffin

I watched this episode last night. I really hoped she would leave that mulletted shit

based

This Tuesday Whitney is taking on a bigoted adoption agency that won't give kids to people over 40 BMI!

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Jesus that's easily a hundred grand a year in health care costs keeping those two alive, that's if they don't have a major incident

You could make so much soap if they were jewish

HELP I CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT IS WHAT ON HER BODY!!!!

His name was Robert Paulson

Just twerk it off.

>not like this

based and subtlepilled

>implying that the Jews were ever turned into soap and lampshades
>implying that blood sprayed from the ground after they were "exterminated"
>implying that the Jews weren't just lying, undermining fucks like they always are

oy vey

Jow Forums? in my fph thread? it's more likely than you think

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finally found the green screen models nintendo uses when they want to animate link walking in iron boots.

I still don't understand how someone can fatten themselves to the point of literal immobility and somehow manage to get even fatter. You have to get creative at that point.

That guy has 100% something broken.
Either his hips, his dick, or his ego.

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Going into labour must be a huge surprise for a woman that large. So many of them aren't even aware when they're pregnant.

The only way I can appreciate what the grandfather said, is if we turn what we eat into fuel and not something nice to have because why the fuck not.

but hypothetically speaking tho

Holy Jesus

that fucking animal has the gal to start a fight with someone else for getting mad at her for cracking her friend like a coconut lol

>Get on scale this morning
>Weigh more than I did yesterday despite /cut/
>Realise I hadn't yet taken my morning shit which I normally do before I weigh myself
Mystery solved.

Every time I open this up that graphic at the bottom always looks like dust from the ground when she lands.

holy shit i just realized thats not what im looking at

don't mind chubby girls but of course there's a limit
i lost 40lbs in two months last year and i gained all of it back because i've been depressed
currently on a diet and i've lost 5lbs in 3days
i don't understand why fat people have to eat so much. if i overeat i get terrible indigestion and heartburn. it's not fun

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>how i feel after eating an entire rotisserie chicken and a slice of pecan pie today

props to the fella who was trying to break things up once the fight started

This has to be the most autistic try at an insult i have read

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How much do you wanna bet that a 350 pound thirsty as fuck lard-lass was the one who wrote that policy, hoping that maybe then she'd get someone to date her?

The whole appeal of asian women is that they're petite/small. Why would you want a fat asian? Then it's just a fatty with chink eyes.

I'm 6'4 who the fuck am I supposed to ask out holy fucking shit

Did she ded?

obviously the hamplanet that wrote the law, but only if you can handle that much woman and only at her worst

At least someone else gets it. Chinks have dogshit faces, their only redeeming quality is their petite bodies.

A 5'4 300lb girl is probably bigger than you

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Obeasts are not human for sure

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Underrated.

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Fresh

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>grandpa probably means she needs protein instead of some shitty sugary apple
>fat piece of shit thinks has to bend over logic to fit her agenda

I kinda need more

had a 19yo short fat coworker trying to fuck me
i'd always stand behind her with a disgusted look on my face
eventually people started to notice and told her
she started trying to get me fired which was amusing because i had already decided to quit
i talked to the manager about it and he said he knows what's going on and told me she's an issue
she just financed a brand new car and now she's going to get canned, haha
are fat people always stupid or is that just my bias?

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There's only two ways per gender with people who've been fat their entire life
>Male
1.Absolute social impaired fucking sperg, crippled by years of bullying and abuse at home, school or both. Can be a bro but will embarrass you in public. Most of the time is into video games, movies, D&D or other nerdy hobbies and excels at what he does. If he gets on a fight he throws punches while crying.
2.Thug who used his size to body people for his gang in school, tattooed, doesn't give a fuck and fucks a lot of trashy girls. Mentally retarded and the trashiest of trash humans. Has a Jeep and owns a pitbull.
>Female
1.Total social sperg, male hobbies, self esteem is absolutely shattered (mostly by other women nonetheless), will never accept a compliment even if she does get thinner, lots of issues, can be the perfect wife if reformed (takes a long time). Can be annoying, needy and if you're a pussy yourself get away because to reform her it takes a steady ride, will not cheat in you.
>2.The "big" sister to Stacy, stocky. Has rich parents, daddy issues, hangs out with the popular girls (which allow it to look better themselves), fakes a socialite's life, this is the type of girl who posts shit like "healthy at every size" while calling herself plus-size or thicc. Insuferable and has unattainable standard in men, only wants the toppests of chads. Obviously she's fucking dying inside because she knows how ugly she looks but will never admit to it.

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>1.Total social sperg, male hobbies, self esteem is absolutely shattered (mostly by other women nonetheless), will never accept a compliment even if she does get thinner,
Me except I like girly feminine things, go to the gym on the reg and fully understand health, and I don't have issues I just have actual aspergers.

What do you mean by reform?

>still has a wife

words escape me

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