You need to be Chad t-

Look at this guy fit.
He's ugly AS FUCK! (God damn lol) so fucking ugly. His body is plain and sad, pathetic really. But he is tall. Height is all you need to land a big titty bitch. They are literally blind to all other flaws. Why aren't you working on getting tall fit?

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That guy is pretty good looking and is a wealthy Jew from NY.

>mfw 5’10 king of manlets who looks slightly more muscular than pure skinnyfat but not by much
>mfw going on a date with a super fit qt3.14 pilates instructor grill who is the exact same height as me and is a fan of the delray misfits
whoa whoa whoa WAIT a minute
you think its HEIGHT that matters?
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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T.

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imagine just burying your head between those giant gazongas and going blrllblrlbllrlblrlbl haha

haha that’d be ridiculous haha imagine spending hours sucking and squeezing the juice out of those melons haha wouldnt that be weird

Yep, the girl is the classic big milker jew. Im jewish so i would fucking know.
Here's a tip, never marry a jewess, they are the worse out of all types of women, heck better to go black even.

>who are you voting for honey? Not that RACIST blumphfhgshdhdh right?

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i never noticed how incredibly jewy she looks until now
christ i can hear her kvetching just by looking at that pic

LITTLE
WHITE
TITS
>boo!
>get outta town
BIG
KHAZAR
MILKERS
>The crowd starts screaming incoherently as the Cuck King disrobes, shaking involuntarily.
>MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME MILKIES
The crest of the audience swells as the chant spreads throughout the back corners of the room. The Cuck King is now on the floor in convolutions, fully nude. He shoves his finger down his throat in order to vomit profusely upon his erect member. The crowd cheers on.
>Kat Dennings emerges from backstage, fully naked and covered in felt-tipped swastikas

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
WELCOME
TO THE MOMMY BREEDING GROUNDS

>The droning sounds of timpani begin to fill the room. The crowd erupts in a chorus of HAVA NAGILA, HAVA NAGILA.
>two 6"5 Bavarian Bruders emerge from backstage, pin Dennings to the ground and enter her mouth and uterus with their 15 inch phalluses.

HAVA NAGILA
HAVA NAGILA

>The timpani drums accelerate in pace, as Ariel Winters and Angelina Jolie rush out from backstage, armed with scimitars, enthusiastically slicing and dicing through the bodies of unworthy Teutonic Titlets

MOMMY WOMMY MILKY WILKY
DWINKY DWINKY MOMMY'S MILKIES

>Louis screams this in between coughing up flakes of vomit, the "cock" of the Cuck King is now unrecognisable by even his most intimate of interns
>He swerves his hips towards the audience, giving everybody a good look of the mess he has made

ARE YOU READY FOR ROUND TWO?
>The audience cheers in response
>MILKERS MILKERS MOMMY MOMMY MILKERS

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How many shekels to touch milky pouch?

she looks potato

thats some grande tits.
i would like to suck on them haha

What?

ok.
I'd rather look good and be alone my entire life than be ugly and fuck 10/10s, and no being muscular does not necessarily make you look good.

That's quite the (((tip))), user, and you saying larping euro mutts are worse than blacks! Well played!

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Based.

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> a fan of the delray misfits
Wtf how

Rather fuck a Jewish whore just to taint your people.

so based

you can get a woman to enjoy anything as long as you arent a COOKIE CUTTER
WHADDAYA THINK ABOUT THAT DALE????