You will never have a penis this big

>you will never have a penis this big

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>implying i need a penis that big
low iq thread user

Its not like I would ever be able to fuck someone other than myself with it

I would unironicly suck that schlong, not even gay.

Women say a lot of shit to males but without them around they reveal their true thoughts.

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It looks too hard and stiff. I'd rather have a big floppy schlong.

Is that from crystal cafe? I don't like to read lolcow anymore because the ragefuel is too intense. Make women property desu

Why is white cock so big?

jealous manlets

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penis size is overrated

theres no added benefits to your own pleasure after 7 inches or so, anything above is caring about roastie pleasure and thats a cuck thing to do

>You will never suck a dick that big

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I'm a twink and only have 8 inches and its' only caused problems for my partner so nice bait thread user but you're autismo

>implying the mental turn on of having a 10 inch dick that requires you to stroke it with both of your hands wouldn't make masturbating twice as good

>cc
Yes it is. lowcow spews more vitriol than Jow Forums

Women prefer 7/8 inch dicks because that size acts as a "safe" for them in case the dude sucks at sex. I don't think many of you autists here who say size doesn't actually matter realize that many sex positions are almost impossible if your dick is short. If your dick is on the shorter / average size it also means you have to put in more effort as in more movement to fuck them properly since you'll be needing to go balls deep and pound them all the time etc.

And on top of that there's the fact that a big dick is more visually stimulating than an average dick is.

Basically you can be very good at sex with a dick on the shorter side but someone with a big dick can be equally as good with 1/10 the effort.

t. I have sex.

Does this also apply to womanlets?

That's the kind of flooring you only see in public buildings.

>t. I have sex.
leave

why would I want to have some pencil dick with no girth?

Too bad about the tiny head

No, I will never have a penis that big. I will only ever have the penis I was born with, just like he will have the penis he was born with, just like every man on this fucking planet who doesn't incur some kind of disease or accident otherwise.

I didn't do anything to deserve being born with a small dick. He didn't do anything to deserve being born with a big dick. Genetics already decided for everyone.

No amount of working out, spending money, making money, being nice, being cruel - doesn't matter. Nothing - nothing on this planet will substantially increase the size of your penis.

Now what?

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good luck fitting all of that in a vag, not being able to achieve full penetration is a fucking waste of dick.