What kind of animals could you beat up with your muscles Jow Forums?

what kind of animals could you beat up with your muscles Jow Forums?

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10 Brock Lesnars

3 piglets

a 60kg dog

probably an orangutan atleast. maybe a chimp though i hear they will tear you to shreds

Kodiak bear

A really big frog.

1 Richard Burgess

Probably like 3 gorillas

pull the other one mate. If you ran into a pack of wild Lesnars you'd be torn to shreds. Anyone would

I feel like I could last at least a couple rounds with godzilla at this point tbqh fampai

A female htena, I'd let it win.

A gypsy

I could fight and kill a full grown male silverback gorilla

1 raccoon, 2 geese and large dog is my personal record for a single day.

That's OC to me. I'm going save it.

Animal in my pants. Even although i beat it everyday it is a though bastard, always comes out more stronger. Wish me luck

Unironically maybe

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What kind of animal, may I enquire

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A hambeast

Urechis unicinctus

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Speaking of, one day I was jerking off to some milf porn on the couch and when I was about to climax, my dog suddenly jumps on the couch and when he sees the milf porn, he starts humping the couch.

After I’m done cleaning up my mess, I look over to the spot where my dog humped the couch, and I see a giant sticky spot. I suddenly realized my dog ejaculated to milf porn.

For the next few days, I changed my spots to jerk off, but my dog always found me due to the moaning sounds and humped something nearby. One day, my dog got ahold of my phone and started watching the milf porn by himself, to my dismay.

Now it’s a daily routine of my phone getting stolen and being cummed on by my dog. Does anyone have advice on how to help my dog with his milf porn addiction?

I have couple question. If your dog cum on milf porn and your phone is stolen
Do your dog know how to use phone to search milf porn or you always watch porn daily on your phone ?

I wrestle my large pit bull into submission pretty easily. Would be willing to say 1v1 with survival at stake I'm willing to bet I could take anything in North America up to and including a mountain lion, size wise. Possibly a black bear as well but only because they are cowards, if they stood their ground I'd likely get my ass kicked.

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it's called sips

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That guy took shit that made his head grow!