Tfw unironically watching anime girlfriend ASMR

>tfw unironically watching anime girlfriend ASMR
Why did it have to get this bad?

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>unnironically frogposting in 2018
you never had a chance user

Kys ironic weeb

ASMR is my guilty pleasure

>watching anime ASMR
>respond to everything they say to me

youtube.com/watch?v=qzUWTn5XVHU

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These are all shit compared to japanese voicework

bow down to your amphibious ruling archetype NEET

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>your favorite ASMRtist doesn't have the same effect as she used to
FUUUUUUUUUCK I JUST WANTED LATTE TO PUT ME IN A TRANCE WITH HER SOFT VOICE TONIGHT

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>Holy
>Roman
>Frog

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While we're here post some of your favourite videos
youtu.be/nswkvVVepLM

I hate the fact that ASMR has just become yet another platform for roasties to flaunt their sluttiness for more beta orbiters. Unless you actually experience ASMR pls stop immediately, OP.

>i tryed it just now
made me cry it was so sad

>TFW listening to mommy Maria and she gives me tingles and makes me sleepy

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Of course they would do better. Thing is, I cant understand what the fuck theyre saying

I watch this one girls vlogs and pretend shes my gf and that shes talking to me. I even talk back to her.

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>mfw I discovered that I can start two girlfriend asmr videos at the same time and imagine they are my harem

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that's the style of a frog born in the Purple you knuckledragging pleb, not some upjumped kraut. Bow down to the byzantine leader

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The japanese voices warm my heart and heal my soul. I would never admit it to anyone in real life.
youtube.com/watch?v=TYHDlYEzfTM

But it just feels so sweet to listen to when you are lonely and trying to fall asleep.

is she giving me a fucking handjob here?

She's only being nice, don't ruin it now.

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I find them pretty relaxing and something pleasant to listen to when I'm playing a game. The mouth sounds they make really hit me in just the right way and not just as like a sexual thing.

>female asmr channels suck ass
>male asmr channels make me feel even gayer than I am
At least there are a few autistic channels who just use objects.

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