Welcome to the government girlfriend dispensatory user!

>welcome to the government girlfriend dispensatory user!
>what size would you like today?

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how did I even get here? I dont want a girlfriend I just wanna be alone thanks bye

Too late you have to take at least one.

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they all look like thots. get them out of my sight

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The one time I would actually rather get a made in China one.

tallest one please

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I'll take the second to the right.

d-do you have a nerdy girl in-stock

what is the smallest size available?

Good choice. Next time you drop by be sure to sample our other wares.

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Hello. Excuse me, is my special order from Japan ready for pickup yet?

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could you confirm you order, sir?

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>pasty to tan
That's all the diversity I need.

same, bruh. good taste

Number 2 Please
2 Please
3 O'Clock Please

These models seem to be too low quality.Can you show me the actual good ones?

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The pale big titty one jus to the right of 6 o'clock

Right away, sir. Are these fine females fit for your patrician taste?

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>he thinks he is allowed a high quality model while being below a 90th percentile male
OH NO NO NO NO

If you must insist.

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Thats more like it, Ill take the red one.

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>Does a big shit right in the middle of the circle

You got one that will love me?
That will hug me by surprise when I least expect it to make the days feel better, and which I can hug her whenever to make her feel better?
That I can count on and trust and have her be my intimate soulmate?
You got any of those in stock?

I'd prefer it to be the same person all in one, thanks.
What's the shipping time?

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>not doing pic related but with all of them in the middle

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a medium wheyfu pls

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Who is the redhead?
she's a qt

would gladly turn 3-4's abs into a baby bump

I wouldn't want this even if it was possible. I want a gf who would actually want to be with me.

Well now... I think there might have some slight mistake here. You see, I already have a girlfriend, and I'm sure that it's against the government regulations to posses two girlfriends at the same time. Should I fill some kind of paperwork because of this?

Qimmah a cute desu

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Wrong webum

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god I wish I had tall legs.
t. 5ft5 fembot

you don't need tall legs desu
you need muscles

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They're long for me
t. 5'4 robot

Think Imma have to special order.
>4'10"
>100 lbs
>fair/light skin
>ass-length brown hair
>gray eyes
>A or B cup breasts

Second one from the right please.

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That's a guy with very good feminine face.

rolloroororoo

god i just want 9 o'clock's milkers on my face RIGHT NOW

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Do you have any with some huge, saggy tits?

all of them
you heard me

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it's a girl(female)
chelsea kline

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That's ariel piper fawn, I remember fapping to her 10 years ago when I was in highschool. She's probably an old busted roastie by now.

BREAKING: NEW MODELS NOW IN STOCK

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rollerinolli

Roll for 5-8 .

tiny azn qt

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>trump wants me to pay additional taxes when importing these foreign models and get an American made one instead
How can anyone support this?

Wow, those are some high-tier qts. I'll take twelve o'clock.

>wants the government to solve his no gf problem
>probably voted for trump and against government involvement in general

Not a natural tit to be seen. Pathetic.

One extra large extra Thicc breeder waifu plz

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major cringe over here

>Actually, I'm looking more for a companion gf.
>I would like to ask if you could show me to your lesser known products and maybe have some extra time to speak with them.

The only vanilla pic I got right now. Sorry about that, lads.

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give me a girl who is 4'10", with short blueish black hair, with bright green eyes, I don't really care about boobs but if I need to specify I guess flat chested, who is skinny like around 100 lbs., and I don't care about race as long as she has relatively pale skin for her race but if I need to specify make her half-asian and half-white, also she can't be older than me or younger than my sister, also it would be nice if she had freckles across her nose, she should be a virgin with an innie.
She should be a tomboy, but the indoorsy kind who is insecure and likes technology and stuff. She should like cold weather and should be a goth or cybergoth. she should be an atheist, and shouldn't be heavily interested in politics. and she should be interested in me more than I am interested in her.