You have been visited by a genie.
He will grant you three wishes, of which will come true upon waking up tomorrow. But only if you follow the genie's rules.
Wish 1) Something you would like to change about yourself
Wish 2) Something you would like to change about your life
Wish 3) Something you would like to change about someone else
Careful what you wish for.
>omniscience
>don't care
>don't care
You can't munchkin this.
>I wanna become a little girl that doesn't age
>I wanna have one trillion dollars
>all other little girls are attracted to me
This
Shut up faggot
fucking based answer
>all knowing
>my family isn't borderline poor
>A girl in my local area is attracted to me
I don't know if I should call the cops or check this out myself.
1)peak physical condition and health.
2) to be very wealthy through legal means
3) to keep my wife forever 14 and in great health until she dies of natural causes
that's uh...............................
AUTISTIC
I wish I was more motivated
I wish I lived somewhere nicer
I wish my bf wouldn't be such a prick sometimes
em, a bigger dick, really thic and cute
having a wifu and kids
resurect hitler
1) Small car
2) Big wheels
3) Look at me, like what's the big deal?
This is truly the pinnacle of living user. Proud of you to put it into words like that.
same as this except trap pls
why don't you just go on HRT
This is perfect I will go with this.
>omniscience
>not omnipotence
Knowing everything is boring. Making someone step in gum 12 times in one hours is way more fun.
are you high or just retarded
I can use my infinite power however I want. I hope you like wasting time finding your keys because I'm going to hide them every day.
I'd know where my keys were because I would be omniscient dumbass. I'd also be beyond corporeal being and non-being at that point.
Not really, theres just nothing else i want and this avoids genies fucking my wish up.
I wish I had good eyesight
I wish I had a much greater social life
I wish my brother was healthier, both mentally and physically
I'll just will you into a hell in which you have to argue with idiots on an image board for eternity.
Make my eyesight good and not blurry again, permanently.
Let me get my GED successfully
Make someone in the world, anyone as long as they are someone I will interact with, able to understand me when I talk about things and not just be confused because of my autistic traits.
You're both dumbasses that didn't pay attention to the rules. You're granted omniscience but you're incapable of harnessing it due to your arrogance, and it drives you literally insane. You become a babbling mess incapable of coherent thoughts. Congratulations, faggots.
Why the fuck wouldn't you just wish away your autistic traits?
Because then I wouldn't be me. I want this self to be understood, not some other dude.
>Discipline. I want a lot of discipline.
>I want the abuse I suffered as a child erased from my past
>I want my mother to stop being a stupid, arrogant, fat, self righteous bitch.
Yeah I'll take this.
Okay, that's understandable, user.
originally
>it drives you literally insane
And? What's the problem? I don't care if I'm coherent to low tier plebs.
>33% increase in natural, conventional attractiveness (this affects the entire body)
>I own enough money to never have to work again and live a comfortable middle-class life
>my family forgets I exist
Enjoy your padded room, retard.
I'd just tell the genie to fuck off because I'd rather not have all my wishes turned into shit that makes my life hell, thanks but no thanks guy
Fuck off padded rooms suck dick and you know it. You can't hurt anything so you get bored way too fast. If you were omniscient who cares thouh
peak condition and health for a 60 year old man, which is what you are now that you're 'rich through legal means' being that you were employed your whole life doing something lucrative and you just retired
enjoy your life with your granddaughter/gf for the next 30 years or so I guess, hope your silver years are good to you
1) Even bigger penis.
2) Have a much better economic situation.
3) X relatives forget about me and my mother.
>More courage and motivation to take the initiative.
>no debt to worry about
>Have people be more sympathetic to others when they are having a hard time (rather than the typical be urself or try harder memes)
Wish 1: give me the social charisma of the Chaddest Chad to ever Chad.
Wish 2: retroactively erase my debt from existence.
Wish 3: not going to tamper with other peoples' bodies or minds, that's a dick move, can I wish for something else?
>motivation
>know my purpose
>more people that understand & open to ideas/ less ignorance
>immortality
>get transferred to a fantasy world
>befriend the god/goddess
> I wish I didn't give up so easily
> I wish I wasn't so lonely
> I wish my brother's dreams would come true
1. Give me my dream body
2. Give me so much wealth I can spend 4k euros every month for a lifetime
3. Make my oneitis love me and me only
Me too, thanks genie
bumpionooooopoi
seamless regeneration
immortality once i hit 21
mom's a millionaire
He may wish for this power but he is already a god
the ability to give myself superpowers
remove embarrassing events from my past or at least my memories.
heal my sister's disease.
>be more in control of my anger
>my own apartment
>entire family has no mental issues so my autistic nephew can live a normal life when i'm gone
>thinking the omnipotent guy couldn't just cancel out your omniscience whenever he pleased to fuck with you everyday
>implying he wouldn't have it all come slamming back into your mind at the worst times like when you're midway through a sentence just to laugh as you desperately try to handle the sudden info dump without sperging
why is this hot odkd
>I wish I had an extra 100IQ so I could excel in my dream career
>I wish none of my friends or family die untimely deaths
>I wish for you to be free genie, enjoy it bro
Well the omnipotent guy wouldn't be let known of my insights so he couldn't troll me like that.
>Wish I was a little girl
>Wish I'd wake up tomorrow and be transported back to May 2003 in my new little girl form, with all my current knowledge and skills
>Wish my mom didn't get shit on so much on this next go around
> I become Omnipotent and understand how to use it
>me, all friends family and pets are happy and content
>I find and connect with a perfect gf for myself soon
Wish 1 is I wish I had better self motivation I want to be healthy and not over eat but it's like crack to me I can't stop myself I don't know what to do.
Wish 2 just want a stable well paying job is all I got the well paying part just need it to be stable
Wish 3 I just want my gf to be happy and land a job she wants. She's trying really hard and it's something she deserves.
I wish my inner voice would interrupt me every half hour to remind me what I set out to do during this time and encourage me to get back to it
I wish all the boulders were removed from my backyard.
I wish the girl I was seeing was healthy and wanted kids.
I wish I wasn't so fragile.
I wish my sister wasn't dying.
I wish nobody else would need to experience what I am experiencing.
1) i wish to be skinny again
2) i wish to have all grades in school be a 6 or higher
3) i wish that Kirstie falls in love with me
Euhh, edit;
3) I want kim's brother tp not have cancer anymore
Her wellbeing is more important than banging a hot nerdy girl
(Kim is my best friend, i... friendzoned her. I think she still has a crush on me though, but i don't love her like that, but I really appreciate her as a friend)
Bro, use the 100 extra iq to watch Rick and Morty, bro
>Stop being so lazy
>Acquire big wealth
>My crush likes me back
first two are close to ideal but the third wish is weird, i personally would prefer to charm men. i mean i don't mind women too but if i had to choose one of those...
>I wish I looked like a cute trap(male).
>I wish everyone would listen to each other more.
>I wish politicians were incapable of greed
Nothing can top this. Way better than shitty omnipotence.
Holy shit you are such a fucking pussy faggot
1) I wish my boobs grew bigger
2) I wish I lived in Japan
3) I wish adam wasn't addicted to smoking weed
>bigger penis (don't care about length just girth I want a 6x6 chode)
>gf and unlimited money
>deage my mum
don't have to feel the pain anymore
don't be stuck in here anymore
make anyone feel sympathy towards me
we get it, you're a fag
1- i wish i get rid of my insecurities
2- i wish i finally get motivation to go on
3- i wish op will be happy ever after
you have good souls I hope you will make it one day
>I want my bodyfat percentage to never go above 8%
>I want to be "the chosen one" and have a life full of bizarre adventures. Leaving my mark on the world
>I want people to be more interesting
rood
i am a bisexual transgirl
>I wish I was an 8/10
>I wish for enough money to splurge but not enough where I don't have to work
>I wish my mother could see my through perspective when she does hateful shit
>>I wish to be a cute girl
>>I wish to have perfect discipline
>>I wish for my girlfriend's past to be free of all its pain and poor decisions