how does one acquire a cute american girlfriend?
I live in qld, australia.
How does one acquire a cute american girlfriend?
Josiah Smith
Kayden Sanchez
We love your accents, I doubt it would be too difficult for you to get an American gf if you came here. Just a warning though, 75% of American women are overweight or obese.
Isaiah Reed
and they are almost all thots.
Xavier Lee
Just talk over voice. Australian is the most desirable accent after Londoner so they'll get wet just thinking about you.
t. burger
Landon Price
>after Londoner
Well a specific kind of Londoner. No American likes cockney accents or that south london accent where they say "bruv".
Camden Phillips
No, americans like cockney. It's just not sexy. Fun, though.
Caleb Campbell
>cute
>American
Oh those bitches went extinct. There are plenty of bow-legged goblinas and clown haired fascists, though.
Adrian Powell
do american women reaIIy Iook like this!?
Jose Roberts
why yes, user
we do
Ayden Perez
Maybe there was one time in the past when some american women looked like that, but now they all look like pic related.
Robert Rogers
>we
tits or gtfo slime
Jose Adams
pls gibe e-mail address
ok thnks
Jeremiah Torres
move to America mate. One less derro here
Parker Phillips
hmm, im not that easy
why should i
Hunter Watson
because you look like my anime pillow
Lincoln Ross
silly user, you don't know that for sure!
Jaxson Gonzalez
god, she truIIy became la pesadilla
Nathaniel Garcia
>why yes, user
>we do
you literally said it
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lincoln King
you got me, though my tits aren't quite that nice
my hair is the same though, love how it feels on my back
Carter Green
sorry OP i already swindled them all
Leo Thomas
Not really. Blonde hair, green eyes, and not being fat are all pretty rare traits in America. Any girl with a combination of all 3 is probably taken.
John Ward
i'll keep you in mind, user!
where are you from?
Easton Ross
I'm from ChiIe
pls no buIIy
Cooper Gray
how fun, i've always wanted to visit south america
are the girls down there not your thing, or just plain unapproachable?
Alexander Powell
My wife does.
:^)
Hunter Ortiz
they are not my thing most of the time, they would upload everything they do to instagram, only talk with other popular girls, etc...
some others are unapproachable, but I think that is bcs their own psychological issues or something
Nolan Roberts
oh, that's too bad
you might try to find some girls who think they're "one of the guys," but they can be a source of drama often too
Xavier Fisher
why is the southern accent so sexy on cute american girls?
Joseph Clark
I haven't meet any of those sadly..
if you want to keep talking to me contact me via skype, I've got to sleep a little bit, it's 4.18 A.M. in here and I've got to sleep
Joshua Phillips
yeah, it's about 2AM here in texas, and I should sleep too - sweet dreams user!
Jeremiah Myers
thanks femanon
#6434
Isaiah Howard
>I live in qld, australia
I hate this state so much user.
A qt fat American gf would be ideal for me, except for the whole living in America bit. What about Canadian girls? I'm thinking of moving there in a few years, the cooler weather would be good (plus it's in the commonwealth so it'd be easier to move there job-wise).
I doubt they could be worse than the ones here, surely there'd be more pure conservative types.
Cooper Ramirez
Does an Israeli accent sound attractive?