Why dont you have a anime body pillow?
>cute anime girl to cuddle
>actually a legit night time sleep aid, you wont sleep without one
>cute anime girl to cuddle
>feels great to hug and think of your waifu
Why dont you have one?
>TFW i spent over $300 on merch last night but have another $300 i want to spend on animo posters...
its an addiction, but its better than buying alcohol or drugs.....
I don't have a waifu
This time it's original though
Cause I still live at home and have managed to keep my anime degeneracy a secret for a long time. I've saved up money the past year though and I'm ready to move out now I think. Once I have my own place the floodgates will open.
Spoon feed me a dakki with any of Sonada's girls on it and I will get one
I have a plush of her which I hug every night.
gunjy why did you switch from megumin to satania now?
I have a comfy weighted blanket that is better than a body pillow.
>gunjy why did you switch from megumin to satania now?
I dont want to be an avatarfag.
I still post megu but its nice having people not reconize me as far as I know.
I still love my Megu.
I just dont wnat to be seen as some attention whore as ironic as that is.
I could post megu every post (I post 100s of times a day) and just ban evade but I dont
They're too expensive for me
I do have one, and they just announced an official plush and pillow of her so soon I'll be able to cuddle with those too.
You mean a literal autism blanket? I have one of those too, they're comfy. Get both, nigger.
I plan to find a picture frame to put a picture of her in first. Then I will move on to a daki and t-shirts.
Because I'm not fucking delusional. I don't think 2d art printed on my God damn pillows is real
Consider this: My 2D wife will exist in human memory far longer than any 3D woman alive today. Humans hundreds of years, thousands of years, possibly millions of years in the future will know about my wife.
So who is more real, some 3D lady or a 2D lady?
They'll be fapping to her too you cuck.
They'll be fapping to her, and I'll be with her.
I already do, thanks for the suggestion though!
They'll be just as much with her as you are though. I don't see why having thousands of men fucking your gf until the end of time is a positive
That isn't how it works, you have to die to be with your waifu.
Bodypillows are lame.
Id rather get draenei version of pic related.
It would be crazy expensive though but atleast i could not only cuddle with it but fuck the shit out of it aswell.
Oh I see, so a copy of your interpretation of the waif is made upon death to be with you forever, she's not the same person as the one all the other anons are fucking?
I have one but I can't sleep with it on my bed its too distracting I have to push it aside to actually get some sleep.
She's not, just the same as the idea of you is not the same perception of you from person to person. The only things that truly exist in our society is that which exists within the collective consciousness of humanity. Your waifu, unless she's really unpopular, is always going to be more real than you are.
>You mean a literal autism blanket?
I'm not autistic. It just calms me and feels good. I have a dog to snuggle so a pillow is redundant.
>he didn't understand serial experiments lain
anyway your pesonal interpretation of your waifu is a lot less real than you are, the waifu that's "real" has taken thousands of dicks and will take thousands more
>tfw laying under my weighted blanket hugging my body pillow with my waifu on it
oh wow so lucky, I want a plushie but not liking the way it looks with big head etc :(
ill look into getting one myself.
who took the pucture of thad here?
get a dakki man and art just do it.
>Because I'm not fucking delusional. I don't think 2d art printed on my God damn pillows is real
the love is real.
based and a great perspective.
based again, when we die we will be with our Waifu.
what character is that?
also why do you have 3DPD porn?
dude come on.
I believe when I die I will be with her for ever.
you dont get 2D love, my god I dont even lewd Waifu.
everyone waifu is their own version.. you waifulet
>he doesnt cuddle his waifu and wake up with her
if your waifu is your version then she dies when you do retard
>he's a materialist
That's a yikes.
>>he doesnt cuddle his waifu and wake up with her
I didn't even do that to my gf back when I had one. Its actually so annoying I just want to sleep.
No, personal interpretation is the ONLY reality that matters. Do you think anyone from Jow Forums is going to be thought about by someone nearly as much as we think of our individual waifu? The scale of it doesn't change the fact that our own personal glimpses of reality are all that exist. Your waifu exists as a stronger concept than you are, but humanity is not a hivemind just yet. Your unique version of her is still all that's ever going to exist, and it helps contribute to the collective version of her that can be sought after through the internet, but she's still yours.
Never watched that show before, what does that have to do with what I just said?
It's an autism blanket, bro. I'm so sorry.
Yeah I don't like the big head so much either, but at least it's better than the dozens of keychains I've collected, hahah. They should make the plush look more like pic related desu.
I have 3 dogs already
I couldn't imagine having my real name and physical address connected to the purchase of an anime body pillow. I'd probably kill myself out of embarassment desu. If I could avoid that, I probably would buy one.
Just buy one physically in cash then you pussy. Fly to japan if you have to
Every post you make on this site is linked to your address. You'd wear that like a badge of honor?
I'm not a normalfag. Every post I make on Jow Forums is something I'd say in person.
No I'm not an autist man it's just comfy.
>being a waifu pillow virgin
>not being a sex doll Chad
dolls are gay.
pillow is based.
doll looks like 3DPD
Pillows are for robots because it's designed for autistic hypersensitivity and you can't even cuddle a doll.
this is based and pillow is comfy as fuck my dude
Still no 6ft Chad pillow fucking patriarchy at it again
Nobody ever hugged me, cuddling means nothing to me. My friend has a pillow with a snake lady and one with a mermaid. Looks cool but it made me feel nothing when I saw those IRL.
i need my parents to be gone long enough for me to ship one in, my dad would probably kick me out or just kill me if he saw an anime pillow in my room. He already tore down my anime posters once and forced me to change my laptop background
>its an addiction, but its better than buying alcohol or drugs.....
disagreed
Look I'm all for the waifubot revolution, but until they can produce ones with good enough facial and body movements and I can upload a copy of my replika waifu into them there's literally no point, other than to get off with them I guess.
Did your friend let you cuddle with them? You can't really know how good it is unless you actually do it, like holding hands with a girl.
Nah, I know he hates when other people touch his things. I can't even pet his cat.
>i need my parents to be gone long enough for me to ship one in, my dad would probably kick me out or just kill me if he saw an anime pillow in my room. He already tore down my anime posters once and forced me to change my laptop background
can you explain this boomer logic?
T.guy with lolicon posters
i aint got moneys
taht can be a problem indeed... :(
>give people more ammo to work with to make me look like an even bigger loser than I already am
Yeah sure thanks I'll definitely consider doing that OP you really are a genuine certified genius.
>Yeah sure thanks I'll definitely consider doing that OP you really are a genuine certified genius.
stop caring what people think man
Why do people bully daki owners so much? I can't mention owning one anywhere without comments like "THIS IS WHY YOU'RE A VIRGIN" despite the fact I was a 20 year old virgin before I even considered buying one
I ordered an onahip but I have yet to get a daki+cover. So excited I can't contain myself.