Where do I find a cute shy autistic bf to turn into the perfect househusband?

Where do I find a cute shy autistic bf to turn into the perfect househusband?

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Riiight here.
Just kidding. I'm not actually that shy.

>Here you go fagboi. Best of luck, byeeeee! :))

impulse101
moveentity /b/

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This never ends well in my experience.

Aw. Should I live my life all alone then?

No, maybe try to meet guys and figure out if they are into whatever you are and go from there?
I just know things like this on r9k end horrible and people get hurt.

speaking from own experience, he's right
op please dont date robot spergs it only brings problems

>Getting called an NPC by a fuckin NPC
Utterly priceless. Your sexual confusion and gender dysphoria are not indicators of a personality you crossdressing freak.

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I can't meet guys outside, that's why I'm here. If I could date guys IRL I wouldn't even bother with this place.

C:\apps\x64\Jow Forums\4chan.exe -nomonsters -map r9k.wad

Not a fag, am a (biological) female
>tfw you will never come home from a long day on the job to a spotless house and dinner on the table from your loving bf
>tfw you will never shower him in headpats and snuggles and thigh rubs

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You can date guys IRL through dating sites or whatever, it is generally easier to date people close to you, you know, people you can actually meet and spend time together.
But I wouldn't mind dating a guy from r9k if he intends on meeting some day.

The problem is though, guys from r9k are generally depressed, shy, anxious, autistic, arrogant, "normies", or a combination of those. Its nearly impossible to date any of them here.
Good luck user. You'll need it.

6'3 slender shy BI guy who traps occasionally. Likes to care for children, cook meals and pamper my partner.

There is a forum for autists called Wrong Planet where everything is discussed and people are eager to share and talk.
They discuss everything from hobbies/ interests to sexuality.
There are loads of shy cute guys there. Give it a try.

See, I'm the kind of shy autistic guy the OP described. Well, to be exact, I'm not actually shy, I'm just severely autistic to the point of being unable to socialize in public.
So I can't really date anyone IRL, be it guys or girls. I'm just too autistic to do that.
Seriously though, I hope OP's aware of that kind of shit. Autism some extra shyness. It's socially crippling.

I don't think people actually mean autism when they speak about autism in the context of boyfriends here. Cause actual autism like yours is terrible and not something to look for in a partner. It's something you can deal with for sure, and I don't wanna say autistic people are not dateable. Well I hope you get what I mean.
I also hope you can cope and find someone who loves you user. Not some weird girl who romanticies your illness.

Nice quads.

I am experienced in cleaning due to my job and am starting to get into cooking lately:)))

Finding qt shy boy is easy, but him also being a good house husband is the hard part.

Yeah I get what you mean, no worries. It's not curable, so I think of it as a lifestyle, and I gotta look for people compatible with this specific lifestyle. Anyway, no offense taken, user, it's all good.

Do you like being dominated in bed? can you do good boy moans?

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Very much so, yes. I am very partner-oriented.

>Can clean and cook relatively well.
>Am shy.
>Not cute or autistic though.

Being manly is a curse.

>be all of those
>live on the wrong end of the globe
everytime.jpg

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That sounds originally fantastic, I'd love a relationship like this

in texas
orginaiall

Please be in Australia. This is my dream relationship.

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>tfw I am a house husband bf to gf
Feels pretty good. Women wanting rights and wanting to work are retarded, doing nothing but cooking, cleaning, taking care of the other is the best life possible.

>shy
>manly
Imagine my laughter

how did you accomplish this? is your gf a rich CEO?

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I love this picture except I'd like the guy to be taller than her. Getting bullied and controlled by someone smaller than you feels that much more humiliating.

DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN, (((Hazelgroid)))

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post contact, op

originalieoloal desu

Etymologically hus- < house. You morphology is redundant.

Doesn't matter when I'm petting the everloving heck out him for being a good husband and GOOD BOY

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i'm not sure i understand. do you want someone maybe like this to talk to?

adopt me, that descriptions fits me perfectly.
Any EU household needing me?