why are robots so thirsty and worshippy when it comes to sex?
-they grope breasts really hard
-they kiss every part of the body (feet, thighs, breasts, nipples, neck, cheek, arms, legs, wrists)
-"not yet. I don't want to cum just yet. I want to be with you a little longer."
This is an over-generalization unless you've had sex with every robot.
I didn't fuck any robot. I was just nearby when I watched a robot fuck my friend. He was so aggressive.
What a woman wants is not to have her body worshiped like a goddess, but really to be abused like a pig.
Were they aware you were watching? Why didn't you join?
Their bedroom door was open and I saw them briefly while on the way to the kitchen.
So you're telling us that you spied on your friend having passionate sex, then came on here to talk shit about this "robot"? You really are pathetic sort of person.
He was losing his virginity. It's not a moment you miss out on.
But why didn't you join?
I hate sexfags so much
because I'm not interested in fucking a skinny manlet who can only lose his virginity out of pity .
How many guys have you fucked then?
the number of guys I slept can be counted with one hand
Why are you posting on Jow Forums? To look for sex with robots?
Homura same desu. I thought I was all alone here
Are you joking? You even use the right word here, thirsty. It's desperation. Deprive a person of water for a day or so and see if they sip a bottle of water calmly when you finally give it to them. Obviously sex isn't as big of a need as water but it's still a biological need and our stupid monkey brains drive us insane if we never have it.
>it's still a biological need and our stupid monkey brains drive us insane if we never have it.
>monks go their entire lives without even masturbating
The only one insane here is you
Fine, I'm crazy for thinking that there's some biological compulsion to have sex. But regardless, the answer to OP's question still stands. Robots are pretty much all virgins and/or rarely have sex, so of course they're going to be thirsty when the opportunity presents itself.
>>monks go their entire lives without even masturbating
I'd like to see the proof.
the obvious real answer is they're deluded monkeys who, through an obsession of exaggerated stories of passionate romance and pandering pornography, are convinced that their lack of sex has somehow led to the shitty spot in life they're in right now, so they create all of these sperg fantasies in their head of what it's like and release them all at once when given the opportunity
What's wrong with any of that? Do you just want guys to fuck you bored like it's some sort of chore? People like, surprise surfuckingprise, getting physically intimate in all sorts of ways during sex. I highly doubt you've ever had sex more than a few times yourself and refuse to understand the male brain in any capacity.
This. Regardless, he was trying his best. It may have been an awkward dance, but not a stiff and rigid one.
Hello, active pratyekabuddha here, I am the proof.
Are you saying you dont like that? And to answer your question robots are starved of female attention and interaction so they appreciate it more than a normal guy.
How do you know he was loosing his virginity?
Because I know him as a virgin and he said he was a virgin. When they fucked he fucked like a virgin trying to do stuff he saw in pornos.
>he fucked like a virgin trying to do stuff he saw in pornos.
He forced you to stare at his asshole for as long as possible and made her suck him off both before and after?
10/10 man. Holy shit
So you mean he enjoyed it? You just sound like a frigid bitch who is boring in bed. Pretty obvious that you're jealous of your friend because you know she's more desirable than you are. He probably never showed interest in you which is why you're so butthurt.
Could you possibly be any more basic? Put on your yoga pants and uggs and go buy a pumpkin spice.
Yeah. I'm so jealous that he didn't beg me for sex instead of her. It turns me on when a virgin friend desperately wants sex from me to relieve him of stress built up from years of no intimacy and 12 hour shifts.
>monks go their entire lives without even masturbating
And that surely ends well
Ok roastie, i see how it is.
Who said anything about it turning you on? It would have plumped up your pathetic ego. You probably barely ever get turned on because you're a boring and frigid bitch, as I said.
You're jealous because it damaged your ego that a desperate virgin picked your friend to lust after instead of you. It wasn't about the sex, it was about the confidence boost having him orbit you would have given you.
Boring. Basic. Bitch.
I bet she has bigger tits too.
well i mean you're somehow acting like a guy being thirsty for you and worshipping you sexually is a bad thing... which makes absolutely no sense. just seems like you're jelly because no guy has ever treated you like that
she does and I don't give a fuck.
Him and I aren't even friends. He's just a friend of my bestie.
Why would you and him being friends be relevant at all? You're jealous of your friend and desperately trying to delude yourself into believing you aren't.
Your friend is more attractive than you and you wish a guy would sexually worship you and fuck you passionately. You've probably never had anything like that before and it makes you think that you're not attractive.
Whats the point of your question? You already know the answer.
I have a boyfriend so.... I don't have any body issues.
How hard is groping "really hard"?
Why is it bad to kiss all over the body? Does it not feel good?
What are the porno moves that he was trying to do?
I need this to know what not to do please.
My first boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. He didn't get all kissy all over my body and I didn't blow him. All because you're a virgin it doesn't mean you have to make out with every inch of your partner's body.
Hard like... squeezing as if it doesn't hurt when they get squeezed.
Yeah and he doesn't fuck you like that virgin fucked your friend. You probably barely even enjoy fucking him because you don't really think he enjoys fucking you.
Ignore OP man, she is definitely not a good source of information about sex.
>All because you're a virgin it doesn't mean you have to make out with every inch of your partner's body.
It doesn't mean you don't have to do that either.
yeah. my boyfriend doens't plant a bunch of kisses all over my body because he isn't a virgin. He doesn't need to tell me to "stop" because he knows how to prolong his orgasm.
>"not yet. I don't want to cum just yet. I want to be with you a little longer."
that's really nice though
You almost feel sorry for OP, if she wasn't so clearly just an NPC.
Your boyfriend doesn't need to prolong his orgasm because you barely turn him on. He has to think about other things to bring himself to orgasm because you aren't enough for him.
He has no desire to kiss your body because your body isn't attractive to him.
I'm not a virgin and I kiss my girlfriend all over. I passionately fuck the shit out of her on a regular basis. She loves every second of it.
Your sex life sounds like absolute shit. Worse still, you're trying to take it out on virgins. Get over yourself you vapid cunt.
This thread seems like it has a motive.
>waaaaaaaah why doesn't my boyfriend fuck me like the virgin fucked my friend
Saucy
OP already knew the answer to her question so this was obviously made for something else.
Way to kink shame, roastie. This is a safe space for kinks, just look at our gay threads. I bet cobwebs in your vagina started to chafe, causing you to make this post.
Lmao, OP eternally btfo
>roastie makes a thread trying to make herself feel better
>leaves after getting annihilated and probably feels even worse
Good thread
>robots
>sex
You seem to be mistaken. Robots don't have sex or relationships. On occasion, perhaps there are a few exceptions for something like a kiss or a crazy chick asking them out, but aside from these extreme and often rare circumstances, robots do not engage in these activities. Your friend is a failed normalfag, he never was a robot.
>he doesn't think robots manage to escape captivity occasionally
oh to be young
>well i mean you're somehow acting like a guy being thirsty for you and worshipping you sexually is a bad thing... which makes absolutely no sense. j
No one wants a pathetic loser. A real man fucks for his pleasure, and the woman feels it and cums for him, not because of his efforts to please her, but because of how he uses her body for his pleasure.
If you can truly escape, you're not a robot. You're either an incel that managed to find a hooker or you were a failed normalfaggot. The robot's prison is his own mind and body, he has no concern for sex or relationships as he doesn't see a need, and so doesn't partake in them.
>the virgin's first time vs. the Chad sex routine
>Virgin: puts the woman on a pedestal, kisses her body everywhere in worship, gropes her breasts hard as if trying to pull them off and keep them as souvenirs, refuses to cum so that he can extend the experience
>Chad: Throws the woman around, kisses her exclusively tactically to turn her on, gets bored of her tits after 1 minute because he tittyfucked a better pair last week, cums whenever and wherever he wants without warning, as many times as he wants
(I'm not good at drawing)