Who is ready to start no fap 2019?

>losing to photoshopped pictures

thats embarassing

I am going to climb in through your window and call you a faggot while you're sleeping. Then I'll take all your chicken for myself and leave. And yes, its still nofap cause you didn't masturbate ya dingus.

Nofap is the truth but it makes me so damn horny I get wayyyy too distracted by women and dish out attention to them far to easily.

Started 5 days ago dawg, rolled 62 days in a /no-fap/ thread so I'm going stick it out

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>Can you damage your prostate if you dont fap for a whole year?

Nope, you just restart your brain

I hope nofap to be worth it, doing it for the prolactin decrease (prolactin down regulates dopamine and testosterone). Day 12 right now. Unusual shit happens though like old women murmoring under their breath (bitter?), people saying their thoughts outloud to themselves at the store, dudes following me closely from behind only to startle me when I finally see them. Not being paranoid, I think it's just another state of being that is taking some getting used to.

>no fap 2019
Sweet jesus I could, I'd have to get my fat gf to get back to regular sex. Career women man, not even once.

>unless you have a raging porn addiction
That's what nofap is about, proving people can't even go a month without porn. Even so many guys with girlfriends who will fuck them can't go a single month without porn. The point of the fad is exposing to millions of people that they DO have an addiction.

Stop posting this picture over and over. I hate porn. I hate women.

I'm on day 12 too bro. Dunno what the fuck you're on about though

you'll just end up having wet dreams

I'm actually going to try in order to harness my life creating power to become a wizard so fuck you buddy

How do you define porn addiction, is it subjective?

Not ejaculating raises the chances of prostate cancer by 66%

When ever I do nofap, I start to objectify women more and have an irritable feeling of wanting to fuck every girl I see. Any tips?

Simple fact is most guys won’t because the vastest majority of women don’t want to have sex enough. My ex cared about me and gave me sex once every week or so, and once in that day. That’s nice and all but I desire sex several times a day, and it’s really tough to find a woman that matches that. When I was with another girl, we used to have sex for at least an hour every day. Guess what, didn’t look at porn at all. Didn’t need to, my needs were met.

Now some guys may be addicted. But I don’t think most are. They just want to cum and probably don’t have someone that will do it on command, at least willingly.

>Can you damage your prostate if you dont fap for a whole year?
>no Fap meme
Just nut already.

Shes thinking about the getting the dick and shes a thot

Thats an oy vey if I ever saw one

>think about what she is thinking
>crickets

if only you knew how dense some of these bitches be. and i say this with a long term gf

Source?

What are you doing with your life?

found the pmo addict

Nofap doesn’t make you a winner. It just means you’re already a loser.

Will you please explain what the fuck you meant by that

The overlords told me I can get prostate cancer if dont drain myself out of energy every day. If I were you I'd get back in the herd before master sees us.

"Stop objectifying women"
You do realize she wanted to be objectified by allowing this photo to be taken lmfao

Having a good social circle and/or sex life would eliminate the need for nofap. It has no validity amongst society’s winners brah.

Not him but maybe he is saying that youre already a loser if you think not watching porn will make you less of one.
>it will, look at porn convention, no chads in sight

My goal for 2019 is to stop fapping
The only time I'm going to clean the pipes out is when I go to a hooker

who are you talking to

Normal society ages like shit and is bluepilled by definition. Your Chad boomer idols probably had a completely different lifestyle, usually too disciplined in business, sport, fitness or pursuing knowledge to be ejaculating like a degenerate every day.

Call it a porn problem then.

I have never fapped

dude thats pretty hot they should make a porn movie about this with a guy that can cum a lot. he fills up the hooker with so much cum that despite taking the pill she gets pregnant. in the sequel the doctors finds out he became an extra-spermy mutant from nofap and now delivers cum jugs all over town to all the milfs.

No shit but you still need to actually do it if you don't want to be a loser anymore

>it makes you respect women
>it makes you less horny dude!
I always hated this faggot element of nofappers. I objectify the FUCK out of women on nofap like
And want to fuck anything with a pulse. Embrace that animosity and use it to approach women. The sexual frustration will help override your anxiety/fear. It's literally nature's cheat code. When you deprive yourself of basic sexual needs, watch how fast your autism leaves your body and gets replaced with alpha rage

You sound retarded as fuck. Probably an NPC with no free will.

i like where this is going

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That meme is fucking stale now fag

based and redpilled
when you stop overdosing on "feelgood" activities like masturbation or playing video games you essentially become more daring in everyway, including being more serious about your career or getting a woman.

not to mention that masturbation long term basically drains your mood and energy levels down by leeching your body off of nutrients that are hard to come by on a regular diet like omega 3 DHA and zinc.

wait till you hear about the third movie. in this one, they find out that his cum is so potent that it makes creampied women lactate more so he starts a business with the bustiest milf in town. they make milk together and have a special mixture 90% milk 10% sperm and it quickly becomes the town's most popular product. all women of the town start to grow bigger tits and asses from the extra hormones in milk and men get feminized. most become trannies including Quarterback Chad. in the fourth movie, the anger of God strikes down the city and everybody dies.

Based...
>omega 3, DHA, and zinc
And redpilled I might add

>doesnt know that Omega 3 is estrogenic

Gay and bluepilled.

I can do no-fap when i'm dead. Fuck off trying to take one of the only joys i have left in this life. Next you're going to tell me to stop exercising.

FUCKING KEK

it’s now 10pm and I haven’t fapped or looked at porn all day, and i feel good lads. I am gonna make it

so frickin epic and rebpilled put me in le screencap xD

On 7 day no fap + healthy diet + cardio + no smoking

I want to fuck something or someone and I want to fuck them NOW

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Rape.

>what she is thinking
spoken like someone who either doesnt have a girlfriend or hasn't been with one longer than 2 years.

Wtf? My gf has sex with me once a week because she lives about an hour from me, but we have sex 4-7 times each time I’m over

Quite based indeed

Someone hand this man a blank check. Give him whatever he needs so we can make this happen.

Is it cheating to see what new porn scenes have been released?
Not even look at trailers, just looking on whos doing new stuff and then closing it.
I invested so much of myself in porn I just get curious. I know its bad for me and all but I cant help it

This post really oys my veys

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I think that semen retention is some kind of magic because it really amplifies whatever your feeling at the time. If you're horny, you'll feel it 5x over. If you're just lonely, prepare to be hit by a wave of longing. Anger, happiness, all of it. It all grows by magnitudes and I think that the real magic of semen retention lies therein.

Based schizo poster

No user, if you look at them you are going to masturbate. Identify the root of your problem.

I have higher libido and stronger erections when fapping daily, eegsblain.

t. someone who didn't have any adult sperms for the past decade.

its about time quarterback chad got taken down a peg

Yes its cheating to succumb to your addiction you numbskull

Oof my sides

Based schizo. Nothing wrong with it, just don't hurt people whom you think are talking about you.

This. When I stopped smoking I would not lose any erection, no matter what I did, I would walk around with a chub.

Your brain is trying to get more dopamine by making you get erections more frequently.

I don't understand, why don't you guys just go to an escort and have sex?

>letting a whore jew you out of your hard earned shekels

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WTF is that ass

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>not having sex 2-14 times a week
>not also fapping the days you aren't having sex

You low test faggots wont raise your testosterone by not ejaculating, and if you think nofap will increase your ability to speak to women you are also wrong. The problem is in your mind, fix that rather than blaming it on everything else but yourself.

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You might have some problems getting hard and lose your sex drive completely after a year, but no fap is still a good idea (no porn especially). As long as you're having sex too there's no harm in it, only benefit