How do you always win a street fight if it's not avoidable? Dirty moves are welcome too

How do you always win a street fight if it's not avoidable? Dirty moves are welcome too.

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kys and you'll never lose a street fight again

Stab them in the kidney.

gun

If you're american carry a gun and have them fuck off, if not just cheap shot as hard as you can.

If you train MMA you can matchup easily.

>GET IN M-MUH GUARD
>gets head stomped*
>gets headbutted*
>gets eye gauged*
>psh mmafags neber learn

eyes and testicles

Just shave it bro

the key to winning any real world confrontation is aggression. Be the first to become aggressive, be the first to act, and be the most aggressive.
it's that easy.
caveat: if you can't be the most aggressive, be the most technical and far more experienced. otherwise you will lose.

TLDR aggression trumps all except experience.

Street fights are always avoidable.
You just need to remain calm. Remind them that you don't want to fight and that you don't want to. Ignore them. Walk away but never give them your back, they'll 100% try to play dirty and get you then.
They'll try to incite you, to make a move, they'll call you a pussy, a faggot, etc. You just remain calm and hell, even a smile will make them pissed off as hell.
If they come towards you, that's when you throw the punch. Don't show any remorse, don't even think about it, that guy will try to grab you and fuck you up. You should do the same. Once you think about it, it'll become a fight or flight situation and you might freeze. He'll be caught off guard and since he's going towards you your punch will have even more force.
Now, if your with your date or gf and this guy tries to make it about her and giving her insults then you can snap and if you're really ripped take your shirt off instantly and do an agressive stance. They probably won't back off, but now they'll really think about it and that's when you have the upper hand.
Fights are not like in the movies or tv, usually they only last a few seconds, so use them wisely. I've seen way too many fights (been in a couple) and usually, the drunken idiot who tries to throw the first punch will underestimate his own balance and the other guy's strength.

This 95% of the time. Just "strike" first with the aggression and most people will fold like a lawn chair. If they don't and get closer to you, turn 360 and gtfo as soon as you evacuate your bowels.

Don't live around nigger and you wont ever be in a street fight

This guy is right, aggression will win you most fights. You need to be able to go absolutely ham on them and just put them down, if they cant get up they cant hit you. Also, use your voice, a lot of people get thrown of guard by someone screaming in their face which can give you an extra edge

unironically this, I used to live in flyoverville and the idea of getting in a street fight seemed like some once in a lifetime sort of thing that would only happen in freak circumstances, but now I know why cityfags are always talking about robberies and fights and whatnot. I literally get accosted by niggers etc. at least once weekly in this place that isn't majority white, it is feels almost like some kind of fallout video game tier where certain parts are run down and full of raiders. it is ironic that this is the "civilized" place when it has way more barbarism than white lands

Why would you move to a city? Sane people spend their whole lives trying to escape them

because there's no university in the country and I don't look forward to being a mechanic living out of a trailer forever

There's plenty of universities out in the middle of nowhere that are called "college towns" ever heard of A&M?

Man if you can find that job at some fortune 500 plant in some bumfuck town you can live like a king. Get that degree and get to greener pastures asap. That city culture is soul sucking.

Buy a gun fag

Pipebomb, failing that go for the balls

Liver punch, look it up

Someone post that webm of the kid breaking his neck trying to suplex some guy.

Aggression sure won the day.

How about we not be edgy 16 year olds here or worse, degenerate adults, who think chimping out over some petty squable is ok.

Please don’t

Whoop! BTHO gains goblins

I spent a lot of time thinking about what I'd do against a knife if I couldn't run. Decided that best route was to grab the guy's knife arm with both arms (obviously gonna get hurt but gives best chance of restraining him) and biting his neck open. Long as you have a strong jaw it seems like it's really the best option since the guy obviously wont be guarding his neck from a bite, who the fuck bites another person's neck open (guard will be even lower because both your arms are on his arm). That's why you gotta do it if you get a good enough bite in it's a KO I see no other option

If you're getting jumped with superior numbers in an alleyway or from behind in a bar you're sort of fucked.

If it's one on one and unavoidable try to grapple them avoiding getting kneed in the fucking face and get them on the ground. If you have someone on the ground and you're sitting on them you basically have them at your mercy.

based and blackpilled

lmfao you had it right first time you psycho sperg. Just run away, because I guy coming at you with a knife is just trying to rob you so he won't have the balls to chuck it at you trying to kill you.

No but if you can't run and they're the psycho sperg, like some crack addict who wants blood and has you cornered. I'm not an edgelord I promise I just think it really would end things quickly

>college towns
>not full of violence and degeneracy like big cities

>neck
>not face

you'd be surprised how hard it actually is to cut open a person's neck muscles, you'd just bite the flesh off at best and an adrenaline'd out junkie isn't going to give a shit. if you going to do some autistic biting move it seems better to go for the nose, then you have control of their face, it hurts way worse, and they can't see shit

I've considered this as well, but that's probably one of the worst things to do. Assuming you manage to gain control of the knife hand without being stabbed you want to maintain focus on that knife until it's no longer a threat. By lunging in to bite his neck, you're only losing your leverage and making it easier to get stabbed.

Assuming everything goes well, biting someone's neck in a fight is almost impossible. We don't have maws like a dog, which give reach and the sharp teeth for biting. The natural reflex is to lower the chin to protect the neck, so you'd have to grapple into position and move his head back.

And then even if that goes right you're looking at getting some nigger's blood in your mouth. Enjoy your AIDS.
A better option if you're absolutely unable to talk your way out of it or avoid the situation is to then get control of the knife hand and either twist the arm around or try to overpower and stab him. But again, you're probably way too slow and you're going to get fucked up trying to get it. So using a jacket or your shirt is a must. But again, in the time it takes to get those off, he just stabbed you.

The best solution is to avoid getting cornered by someone that wants to stab you. Don't go into black neighborhoods, don't go walking around after dark in low class areas. Don't live in the city, as other user mentioned above, I grew up in the country and pretty much everyone was armed all the time. Contrary to (((popular))) opinion, more guns in the hands of competent people does mean a safer community.

Also, as a disclaimer. I don't want to support racist bigotry. Not all black people are bad, but for the most part their culture is shit and promotes violence, which is why you should avoid black neighborhoods. Being black doesn't make you a nigger, being a nigger makes you a nigger.

Fighting is for niggers. It's never worth fighting. It doesn't make you a pussy, it just isn't worth it. It doesn't make you cool to get into a fight.

The niggers have already found a solution to the biting problem tho

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