What would your friends and family think if you brought a girl like this home?

What would your friends and family think if you brought a girl like this home?

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a fat chick?

My family wouldn't care, especially since the gf I had before graduating high school was fat

My friends would rip into me tho, except one who likes fat girls

they'd probably think I was a fag and she's a beard to hide it.

I've had fat girlfriends before. My family liked both of them. They are both good people. I recently broke up with the latest one because the relationship was going nowhere. I will never date a fat woman again.

They get horrible foot injuries. The one several years ago fell down one or two stairs and tore a tendon and basically crushed her talus bone into goo. The second one decided to weather a tropical storm in a camper, against my advice, she slipped and injured her foot so badly it almost needed to be amputated and now it's full of hardware but she can walk at least. It was the second worse injury the surgeon had seen in his career.

No more fat chicks please

Why didn't you try to make them exercise?

Jesus christ, how fat do you have to get before you start getting grievous injuries over nothing?
t. chubby

They actually did exercise, the problem is awful eating habits. Sweet tea is poison and a coffee shop addiction doesn't help.

guys how do i lose weight when i have a fat fetish and being fat feels nice?

Can kind of relate a bit.
Been wanting to lose weight for a long time. But within the last few months, I've enjoyed playing with my thighs and stomach.
Really wish my boobs were bigger so I could play with those too.

Still trying to lose weight for health reasons, and because I know only people who would fetishize my body would want to be with me at this point.

Be happy I found a girl that likes me.

I'll be your bf if you have a good personality.

That's pretty subjective. What's your definition of a good personality?

What kind of autism makes an op make the same thread on the same board twice on the same day?

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He likes fatties.

honestly they would be happy for me
they aren't assholes who body shame people
now gibs soft plump gf with nice big milkers for me to cuddle and sex

They would stop thinking I'm gay while also no longer joke around about my dog being my girlfriend.
Still not worth it desu.

>that feel when I want to get fat but eating that much is really hard. Not just because I have no appetite, but because I would tirelessly have to be restocking, and I wouldn't know what to eat anyway

I'm a buy btw

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I know that feel too. I wish there was some instant fat serum to skip the hard part.

It's not too hard. Just eat carbohydrates, chug soda, and avoid protein.

What kind of carbs do you eat?

Any carbs with low fiber will cause you to gain weight. As long as you don't burn off the carbohydrates, your liver will store them as fat cells.
Eat frequently throughout the day and keep activity to a minimum if you want to get fatter.
Try to find like, 5 boxes for 5 dollars of sugary cereal like fruity pebbles and shit. Grocery store near me has those a lot. Makes it hard to resist.
If you have enough stocked up, don't need to restock. Can even condense boxes of it into those plastic tubs that some people get for cereal or dry pet food if space is an issue.

>all that sugar
I already feel sick. I'll just eat a lot of special k. As long as the calories add up I should still get as fat as you are

They would probably be very relieved that im not gay

Fruity pebbles are real good as they aren't filling at all.

Well if you want to get fat, sugar is the way to go.

I think at first they'd be very surprised, she'd definitely be outside of usual range.
They also may call me an hypocrite, as I've been very vocal on preferences and attitude towards larger girls.
Then they would be relieved knowing that I'm trying to help shamu find her way back to seaworld.

NO FAT CHICKS

Friends would laugh for a while, but then would be kinda jealous because I have a potential baby making machine/wife material as my gf.
Dad actually wouldn't be surprised that I'm into women like my mom, and either would be glad, or would be confused a bit, and would make sure for both of us to go to shrink.
I honestly wouldn't mind such gf if she wasn't morbidly obese, and was just chubby. Also, I would only date and marry such person only with condition, that she won't be a glutton hoe, and would be into healthy eating, sleep, etc., and would try hard for our relationship. If the chemistry doesn't hapen and she doesn't want to to do anything and don't want to change, then fuck her, I'm out, because there's plenty of fish there anyway and there's probably better women to choose from.

i dunno. My ex was pretty pudgy (and ugly in face, but dat ass), but nobody ever saw her in person lul. But really i don't give a shit

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Gimme that vid brah

TFW no friend to get fat with

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God I wish that were me

this too

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