Who else /sloth/ here?

>feel like a cerebrotonic/cyborg mix
Do I belong on this board? I feel like other social media is way too vapid and this is the only place where the slightest bit of real discussion takes place.

I grew out my hair and facial hair to stop looking exactly like the Cerebrotonic. Elements of them all of course, but fucking hell if that one doesn't fit like a glove.

>tfw cerebrotonic/mouse combination
How do I counter my mouse tendencies? I am plagued by horrible social anxiety and paranoia of other people, and constantly ruminate over the past.

Mixture between sloth and super autist

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we are brothers, originally

tfw Hsd Neet but still have wannabe characteristics because im fit

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Therapy is supposed to work. Also try to surround yourself with decent people. Even though I'm far from a social person I still needed contact with people who tolerated me to stay sane. I had a semester in university where I had like 3 hours of classes in a week and I ended up relapsing into robotdom.

its not cerebrotonic it's brainchad

Wageslave is literally dead on description of my life for the last year and a half. Hey kids, here's a tip. DO NOT LEAVE COLLEGE. I used to have friends. I used to do things. I used to have free time. Now all I do is drive to and from work.

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none of them
I have an unique personality and not a NPC/sheep

I am mouse and a bit of the super autist
>I love being educated, in my country, being educated is cult and rare
>"hey user, you're so educated, the woman that marry with you will be lucky".
The woman never happened.

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Wageslave here. The description is almost perfect to fit my live except that I don't worry to much about money since the pay is okayish but I don't do anything with it.

50% sloth
20% cerebrotonic
20% mouse
10% super autist

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sloth/mouse master race reporting in.

also mouse here

I don't know why timidness seems so rare on r9k.

fix'd oregano

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Mouse/cyborg mix

how do you feel like the wageslave and mouse are normal?

Like half cerebrotonic here, but that's just because I have the most traits out of all the others. I don't walk too fast or stand funny and I know how to shop/cook. I know how to fix my life and have actually started taking (small) steps very recently. I can initiate social contact but I'm at home more often than not so I just don't.

Mostly mouse, partly cerebrotonic and sloth

>cerebrotonic

that is pretty much me in a nutshell aw shit

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Cerebrotonic wageslave
I feel the end coming

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>tfw none of these

Im truly a special snowflake

I don't know so I'll assume super autist. Lack self awareness and like trains.

Same though I only have some for Cerebrotonic but all for mouse. Ive always been beta and anxious, I doubt it'll change even if I went to the gym.

I feel personally attacked by how accurate the 'wannabe' is even though I'm not remotely fit by Jow Forums standards

>tfw 6'2" mouse with a hint of sloth

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I used to be the Wageslave but am proud to announce that am the Cyborg, currently.

Honestly it's amazing how little I relate to the people in here since changing.

99% wageslave reporting. i wonder if it's what being a suburban dad feels like. i sit at my desk for 8 hours a day, then drive home and do stuff that my roommates don't like changing lightbulbs, taking out the trash, fixing the smoke detector while drinking mediocore domestic beer.

>tfw the mouse character describes me perfectly

>cerebrotonic
STOP

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Wtf not even a single point isn't me
Even the fucking picture is right

how this possible wtf

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>cerebrotonic mouse sloth
End my suffering.

%100 wageslave
It's so scary, I evwn look like that, 2-3 day beard, eyebags, white wrinkled shirt

Who else mouse/cerebrotonic here?

We suffer as one, brother.

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>tfw a mix of the first three
tearing up as im typing this

25% mouse
25% sloth
49% cyborg
1% NPC

100% femsloth here. End me

I really fucking hate this the cyborg faggot, god even his face is somehow spot on. Fuck them all

I'd imagine he's a sloth and found some euphoria in appearing unique while viewing the other denominations as normalfag-tier.

>t. match the first four exactly
I look exactly like the cerebrotonic pic, just with longer hair.

I think I'm a less mean sloth. All waifus are valid.

I don't piss in jugs either. Also I can cook.

That cyborg faggot looks like me

cerebrotronic, every single point is spot on

Mix of cerebrotonic and super autist here
In uni, but have a rage meter and I really really really like absolutely nothing
Also people often tell me I'm not human and that I wasn't made for this world
However can still manage to attract females, only to reject them and remain a virgin.

>Also people often tell me I'm not human and that I wasn't made for this world

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I'm unemployed and looking right now, so it's: 60% Sloth, 40% mouse.

Before I quit my last Shit Wringer, I was:
50% WageSlave, 35% Sloth, 15% Mouse

I started praying to god again in hopes of making my life better by practicing cleaner christian habits that will hopefully get me out of slothdom. It's not goin well. Unemployment sucks.

/cyborg/ is closest, but I have no desire to tell robots their experiences are someone better or worse than mine.

>wageslave
>wearing a tie

Someone needs to fix this. The guy should have a name tag or a stupid hat or both.

CerebroSloth here

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Cerebrotonic/Cyborg mixing

20% cereb
20% mouse
60% cyborg

Cyborg with the defeatist mentality of a sloth. AKA normalfag if I get meds and a better hobby probably

100000% mouse. I'm far to nice and have no friends.

I'm a cross between super autist and sloth ama

I know man, this fucking hurts.

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This post makes you 'The wannabe'

I'm the Wannabee.

"The Cerebrotonic" is literally me point-for-point.

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Kinda mixed between cerebetronic and sloth. Younger leaning more towards cerebetronic but now Im definitely more of a sloth

I used to be the mouse, but I gave up and the social anxiety is gone. Now I just live in a world of apathy and hatred towards other humans. I'm probably the school shooter type.

sloth/super autist 28 kv here

i actually largely agree with this

elephant man's are neurotypicals who are just so ugly they are forced to be here. they are incels who try a lot, are social, but society has abused them because they are ugly. they dont encapsulate the core spirit of a robot. the elephant man is what happens when a normie is on the bottom of the social hierarchy

ive said this a million times, cerebrotonics are NOT ROBOTS

the mouse is odd. usually the mouse has a gay or submissive sexual nature (cerebrotonics too), and gays are not robots. theres an argument to be made for the mouse being a robot, the thing is they arent bitter people who hate the world. they arent deeply cynical, unlike sloths or super autists. kind up in the air for me

wagies are arguably normies because they can succeed in real life, which usually is a result of doing okay in school/having good parents/ being a functional human being. when i tried working i never lasted for longer than 3 months, but im sure some wagies are true robots, usually the ones who work reclusive jobs like truck drivers or night time security guards. or even some dudes who are just forced to get a job because neetbux doesnt exist in their country

I don't know which I am. Cerebrotonic maybe?

while it is true that sloth and super autist are the "most robots" it doesn't disqualify the others by default.

Robots are just simply psychologically messed up virgins who can't mingle with society as a whole. I guess it mostly depends on what your personal definition of "robot" is, since the normie parasites want to be included under it's umbrella. Personally I don't think cynicism is what defines a robot, I have met super autists in real life who are confident and try to fight against their inevitable fate of loniless. It doesn't change the fact that we're all going to die alone covered by the spit of society. I've pretty much accepted this and instead of being cynical I'm just trying not to make anyone else's life any worse.

Cerebrotonic here. That description is so accurate for me, it was really spooky to read.

My bad, forgot to attach my pic

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Cerb and mouse

It's not the worst thing in the world but it can be alienating

sloth-like wagemouse reporting in

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Who /bigmouse/ here?
>tfw meet every single point but 6' 5"
>never gonna make it