Today I was fired for the 27th time this year

Today I was fired for the 27th time this year.
Is there any hope for me or should I just kill myself?

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what mental illness do you have that you keep getting fired

>fired 27 times in a year
>mfw

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I think I have a mixture of retardation and autism
It's really getting on my nerves

That's not enough to get fired, user. What specifically are you doing?

Just get an online job. This one works as well.

How wereyou able to get 27 jobs in a year?

far out 27 jobs in a single year is pretty impressive how are you still getting hired?

I'm actually more impressed that you were hired 27 times in one year. That's incredible.

What do you work OP?
What sector offers 27 jobs a year to one person?

Probably fast food and warehouse work. Understandable if he lives in a large metro area.

a new job every 2 weeks is a bad ass way to live user

I'm telling you I have autism which makes me unable to socialize and I have retardation that keeps me from being useful
I just go to various different human resources and they get me jobs, but I have never worked in one job past a week before fucking up and getting fired
What person hires someone who is mentally impaired for an online job? I have shit memory, dyscalculia and dyslexia. My iq is probably around 70.
I think I might just go around my city and collect bottles and cans for the recycling center so that I have a bit of money for food.

You should call the Guinness people, that might just be a record.

Actually that's pretty impressive user.

How did you get 27 new jobs in less than one year? Teach me your secrets please

Just walk up to the boss, look him right in the eye and give him a nice, firm handshake.
It works every time

I was hoping for stories, and all you have for me is cope

>I can't find a job therefore I must kill myself
You know how stupid that sounds?

then get disability. you won't be you're a hypochondriac who just doesn't want to work and sabotages himself.

Yes, I know I'm stupid. stop saying it already, it wont help me not get fired.
Do you have any advice on what to do?