How am I doing bros

How am I doing bros

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Sorry dude

If you're non-White you're performing as expected.
If you're White I've got bad news for you..

I'd probably reply to you but I don't think I'd ever agree to a date after an opener like that.

back to the drawing board lad

man just stop just have a good face stop this bullshit man god dammit

>XD haha I totally messed up my epic pick up line, sorry miss. Your are beautiful
Jesus, she probably thinks you're a bigger faggot than I do.

Basically this. I'd say keep it on the back burner. She may think it's funny but you've probably lost this one.

Nice breh! Mad texting skills. She's a retard, if she won't marry you now.

i don't think a dog would have the dexterity possible to type that out

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>*snap*

Yea good job! Post the reply

Why do you need to worry if your funny to some bitch who the funniest thing she thinks is how many guys shes fucked

>How am I doing bros
What ARE you doing?

Who was in the wrong?

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You because you're male.

Cringe and reddit.

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I bet you got her pantys soaked when you said “please respond sad face”, smooth.

>I noticed you like travelling, what's the most exotic place you've visited?
this question exposes thots and leads to an easy conversation every time

this is the most retarded convo starter Ive seen to this day, you sound like a cocksucking redditor..

>needing to converse to achieve results of your expectational goals
bro...

>please respond :(
Yeah do yourself a favor & never do that again

He's ironic you ape

Faggot

Yeah he’s ironic..... Jesus Christ you incels are you much

hello newfriend :)

>reads this
>panties soaked
>multiple orgasms
> pregnant
don't let anybody tell you different

Lurk moar

THIS WHOLE THREAD
DATING AND HOOKUP ADVICE GIES TO THE ADVICE BOARD THIS IS A FITNESS BOARD YOU MONGRELS

He's unironically being a faggot when he does that. Also it's not ironic if he's masking his real insecurities by making a joke about masking insecurities.

Is it not obvious he is pretending to act normal because he it's actually still a dog?

how many dogs are in thia thread now?

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Oh, you're Australian. I guess that explains it.

>opener

If this qualifies as an opener, we're in bad shape fellas. I mean, "I like little sucking little boy pricks....mommmmyyyyyyyyy?????" is also an opener if we're really seriously trying this autism out like some thot is going to be like "ohhhhhhh he's unique!"

>the wrong your
a brainlet and no game lmao
Sad!

I just want a gf

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well, did you go for it?

What app is this? Tinder?

If she says that, you gotta follow up asking for time and place user. Can't end with just "Thanks mommy" otherwise she has no other reason to respond. A woman will never set the date and will wait for you to do it

code of honor dictates that you kill her and yourself

Grindr

What happened next?

Autism