To those wishing they have won the Mega Millions jackpot, be grateful you didn't win. Winning all that money can do more harm than good, especially if you live in a state that does not allow you to claim the winnings anonymously. Building a trust fund with a lawyer, who will claim the money on your behalf, will not guarantee a peaceful life of wealth and luxury, either, because people will find out and will do whatever it takes to get their hands on your money. Not only that, most of you do not have experience in handling large amounts of money and will not know what to do with all of it, whether it's spending it or keeping it in a safe place.
So, be glad you're not going to waste away in a 20,000 sq ft mansion with no idea how to spend the rest of your money and in fear that someone will come and rob you and/or kill you for your money. Be glad you are in debt, but still feel safe in your current lifestyle, even if you are a neckbeard virgin.
To those wishing they have won the Mega Millions jackpot, be grateful you didn't win...
I'd just throw most of it into my savings account and live off the interest it would get me while still living with my parents.
By law, banks can only hold a maximum of $250,000 in one account.
Make more accounts!
It'll be difficult to keep up with 6,400 accounts.
I've already set a precedent of ignoring everyone so I don't see how it could go wrong but I'm not a lottocuck
Is that true? Where do rich people keep their money?
Bonds, stocks, investments, etc.
So maybe 2-3 accounts maxed out, then invest heavily in a Payday style vault to keep all the cash in.
I don't need that much, I only need 4 million to live off forever.
>Money won't make you happy
>Money doesn't solve the real problems
>Money doesn't fix your life
Fuck off, you fucking wage cuck loser. You're the type of fucking slave-minded faggot that Mr. Scheckleberg fucking loves. And here you are shilling some anti-wealth bullshit for the Jews. If money is so bad, I'll give you my paypal and you can send me all of yours, wouldn't want to risk you becoming unhappy, after all. I hope you realize your already meaningless life is made even more pathetic by your lack of ambition and willingness to be a societal slave. kys.
That's the maximum insured amount, not an absolute maximum. I'm not going to pretend to know more than that, because I'm not ultra rich.
>get the payout
>split half and share between family members
>put rest in interest account
>live off interest
done
I don't need a big mansion. I'd live in a small house in a nice rich remote island somewhere
You could just get out of dodge entirely and not be a retard with your winnings, but I suppose that is just too hard for some to manage. Whatever though, not like I am winning it.
>not legally changing your identity after you win
This. What a fucking cope.
Question: what does the golden ball do? I matched that one, but none of the rest.
$2 I think. You get the cost of the ticket back, maybe. Either that or you need 1 white and gold for the $2
Brainlets like you are always unable to comprehend what I'm saying. There's nothing wrong with having money - it's how you get it. No one is going to go after a millionaire who has spent years building his wealth, or the guy who grew up in a wealthy family. They're going to go after the schmuck who just won the lottery jackpot; a guy who, until then, was only making less than $30,000/year flipping burgers. This man has no experience handling large amounts of money. He did not spend years building his wealth or grew up in wealth to know what to do to keep that money safe from others or himself. That man will ruin himself and wish he still had the life he had before he won more money than he'll ever make in his normal, poor life.
Winning the Mega Ball alone is $4. I'm not sure if that's the same in every state.
In the future it will be illegal for non-Jews to possess money or own assets.
My dad was literally gonna set up enough of a trust fund me and my two brothers to get homes of our own and be able to go to college pay off his own home and then donate the rest of it
this, basically just don't be a retard with your money and your life will dramatically improve