Girls only want chad

>girls only want chad
>182cm girl
>60kg,athletic
>boyfriend 170cm
>72kg,kind of chubby
>love him a lot

Whats your excuse for being single?

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I don't know what any of those measurements denote.

I have no self-esteem and I think of myself very bad

Nice job, chestlet.

it means "she" is assraping a manlet

trannies don't count, they are always desperate

Nah we're pretty much in love everything happens with consent. And no we're both fucking biologically male and female.

not everyone gets lucky

being too choosey lmao, there's this gril who is single and seems to have a bit of a crush on me but I don't think she's my type

I won't have a excuse if you can set me up with one of your tall athletic female friends who don't mind a 165cm, 53kg robot NEET.

Foreskin can only pullback when flaccid. Doctor told me the only solution was circumcision so I fucked off. I heard about something called "TLC tugger" and steroid creams but I hardly even know what I'm talking about

> 60 kgs
> athletic
Pick one, also I'd be seriously spooked out by such a spooky skeleton trying to think he's a chad.

Did he pursue you? How long did it take before you got to "love him a lot" status?

>an average,wholesome relationship,in this board.
Good on you,you may git.

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Newfags, delete yourself.

This is bait. Sage

Self defeat mostly, I mean when they find out about my fuckin anime/ vidya toys and movie props on display I can only imagine they'd be put off. Even though I know girls do that too, they're a pretty small percentage and I haven't found one that lives nearby.

I can't imagine a girl that does rock climbing or reads actual books would be remotely interested in my ass. Even if I downplayed everything and stuck to popular culture and dumb jokes once they see the inner sanctum I'm done for. I have some non nerdy hobbies but it's plain to see where my core interests lie , can't bullshit my way outa' my goddamn megaman diorama.

Also if they're too fat I'm out.

Dude must have a really handsome face.

Yes he did. He tried everything to get me to this point. It took me around 3 months if you're curious.

Not really but he has some great ass fangs. Anime tier fangs.

>182cm girl
>60kg,athletic

No i think that's unhealthy.

It really isn't. I'm pretty tall and I lose weight very easily. I consume 2000cal a day and still maintain my weight. There isnt anything I can do about it.

Not a single proof made. You can come at this place and say whatever you want, but without actual evidence it's all just bullshit.

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>175cm 8/10 guy
>190cm trap
>i love her/him and she/he loves me
There's no excuse, robots choose much and end up with nothing.

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You can eat more?
What the fuck do you mean you can't do anything about it

I'm not sure. I'm really trying my best. Maybe I'm just boring or something.

I too have a cute tall trap bgf
Do you and yours snuggle up and play vidya together?

I'd rather not invest energy into a relationship when she's just gonna fuck my friends on the side
i think it's because i'm not a cuck, like you.

>Whats your excuse for being single?
what's the poin of not being single

Legit, I dont want to be the kind of person who needs a relationship to be happy. I want to be happy on my own first.

Im way too clingy, women dont talk to me enough / I dont talk to them enough. Any time one gives me any moderate amount of attention I fall head over heals. If that doesnt push them away my lack or social and conversation skills do.

Nobody knows I exist because anxiety keeps me inside my room all day.

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I read books but i dont really rock climb. I like to run though

I have a true fetish for weird men, the more gross the better. So the question i alwayd ask to start off is have you ever peed in jugs?

>182cm, 60kg, athletic
a good one

Being 5'2''/ 159 cm

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don't forget to wear the highest heels in special ocasions

i don't have an excuse i only have facts.
i'm a drug addict with anger issues and that's why my last two exes left me. i deserved it and accept it. they were cool though.

Good for a sub.


Hell yeah I wore 12cm heels last time we went out

Guys, regardless of their size, are meant to be dominant. Even if the girl is taller, she is the submissive one in bed.

Nice meme
This isn't true at all lmao

Have you seen a 150cm trying to dominate a 180cm? Good one fag

You can't be biologically male AND female, tranny.

How many 150cm males and 180cm females even exist? Not many.

Let's pick a more realistic scenario like a tall girl and a guy 10cm shorter. The guy is going to be way stronger physically. You don't understand how big the difference in strength between males and females is.

left out the part where he's not mentally ill and has a healthy well-adjusted social life, did we

>daydreaming about 182cm gf
>like it so much I decided to post my fantasy on r9k

I am clinically depressed and getting a femdom gf in the shitty country I'm in isn't possible.

Being single is good

I'm an unloveable, obese drug addict with a terrible personality that doesn't deserve love.

Can i just ask how the fuck a 72 kg guy is chubby? Do his bones have the diameter of a fucking twig?

No idea. Am I supposed to have an excuse?

That's like 160lb, and he's like 5'6''. That's basically fat in the rest of the world outside the US.

I'm not single. Though it took me a while

I wish you and your boyfriend the best

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I had a mild case of phimosis and with the guidance of a doctor, we cured it when I was 15 with pulling my foreskin back as far as I could and applying a steroid cream.

I'm a 182 guy and I weight 64 kgs. I don't exercise and have a very low amount of muscles, and I'm very skinny as well. If you're 60 kg as a woman at my height, you have barely anything.