>tfw live in shared accomodation >stomach felt bad because I've been eating nothing but garbage recently >take a shower >shit like I usually do >try to put it down the drain >it's clogging up and the shower is beginning to overflow >can hear "Hey man hurry up I'm late for class," >run back to my room and start crying >can already imagine what they're all saying about me >genuinely paranoid they're going to call the cops on me
why do normos gotta ruin everything? I'm probably going to be kicked out of college for this
You deserve what ever punishment you receive user.
Cooper James
I hate normalfags too, but its nobody else's fault except yourself for shitting in a public shower.
Josiah Nelson
saves paper/time
Jeremiah Reyes
What can the cops do?
Robert Perry
Yeah but so does shitting in the toilet and then getting in the shower, that way you are just washing off the residue and not literally trying to pack turds down a drain like a mongoloid.
Carson Gutierrez
>Shitting in the shower what is wrong with you, user?
Why the fuck do you shit in the shower. What the fuck. How are you in college. What the fuck I'm actually so done with this fucking website
Jack Hall
Waffle stomping is a terrible idea why tf would you do that
Adrian Price
I piss and cum in the sink, its normal, but shower pooping is going too far.
Blake Clark
>being new >being normal You can blast it down, at home, with a sprayer on your detachable shower head (that you take apart to give yourself enemas).
Robert Morgan
I was feeling terrible today, but at least i know that i am not you op Lmao
Logan Gutierrez
>giving yourself enemas with a shower head >not with your kitchen sink head get the fuck out normalkike
Ethan Baker
>having the privacy to go into the kitchen to do that Real abnormalfaggots live with their parents and have no privacy to do that. Check your non-US bux privilege or fake autism if you work.
Matthew Ortiz
why the fuck would you shit in the shower user
what's wrong with you?
Hudson Hernandez
the shower is supposed to be a clean place where you refresh your body, why would you soil its sanctity by shitting in it, especially if its not your private shower and you have to share it with other people
Isaac Clark
Squatting over a shower gives you piles and you are more messy when giving yourself enemas is another reason. More so, you can relax better in the shower and wait until you're ready rather than sit on a toilet all day, or pace then sit then pace.
Even furthermore, why would you respect other people's sense of sanitary? As if you've never fucked yourself up the ass, it's your ass, why care when the shower will clean itself anyway? Your ass isn't as dirty as all those other people you're washing off yourself to begin with that you are exposed to. Just them breathing in and out, logically, infects you. It's not about being clean really, though your shit isn't that unclean or you'd die from blood in the ass.
I am a disgusting fuck but imagining this still makes me want to puke. Figuratively kill yourself, faggot.
Oliver Johnson
Hey OP Can't you just unclog the shower using a plunger? Let the water flow and use a cleaning product to disinfect. Clean it up and say it was an accident. Nextime use the toilet. Done.
Elijah Howard
This thread reminds me of this image, keep it up OP. I want to hear the outcome.
I really really hope this isn't real. I hope to god there isn't someone this pathetic actually out there
Levi Walker
his life must be fun
Lucas Smith
Waffle stomping has its pitfalls
Andrew Butler
Where the fuck did you actually get the impression that shitting into a shower drain is a good idea? They aren't fucking meant for shit to go down them you autist, you deserve anything and everything that you have coming at you.
