/britfeel/

if it went really well I'd possibly go in for a quick hug at the end of the first date

nonce ceit is a tranny as well now? christ

been really fidgety recently. dopamine circuits must be fried.

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PlayStation Store desu. Digital is better.

I date for marriage so no, and that's gross.

First? Not third?

I want to be sexually bullied by an older woman

its a hug its not like I'm trying to fuck her

pre-loaded mine on friday. took about 11 hours for me.

Cant tell if I have shitty chest genetics or just working out wrong

>Digital is better
You -really- are going all out on the zoomer mindset.

chika

Almost Halloween, make sure to download the spooky Pokemon episodes.

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Would you beat your kids?

Been on two dates and she hasn't shown any interest in a hug. Third is arranged so maybe then?

fucking hell lads. never realised the guy on the boat at the beginning of commando was bennet.

Prove me wrong?
Hi

Dare I ask, whose paying for these dates?

>complains about download time
>with physical media download time doesn't exist, its right there
>prove me wrong
hmmmmm

I paid for the first one, she paid for the second (and it was more expensive than the first).
I'm a bit confused.

He's telling me he lined up a position for me. Calls me a fucking idiot.
This is getting n weird now.

Daily reminder that it's piss easy for a NEET to get a temp job at Christmas.

It is better you dumb nostalgia fag.

If Ceit is a tranny why was he throwing shade at robots? did he do a tilde?

have you tried initiating it, she obviously must like you at least a little bit to meet a second time and pay for a date

wish I had a pair of qt dark elf kids

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Sure. Sure it is.

No, however when the back of hands accidentally touched she quickly put her hand in her pocket.

True, I did so in 2016 and 2018

only didn't in 2017 because I already had a job

>get a job at smyths
>hide all the scalpable figures for myself
>???
>profit for christmas

Is that a trap? A combination of anime and trap porn have made me lose all sense of the body proportions of actual women.

>got mugged off by a overweight girl with boss eyes

I really can't lower my standards much more.

big get coming up lads tbqh, wonder who will get it

Somehow agreed to meet him at 4pm at Starbucks tomorrow to discuss work in Taiwan.
He said don't worry about anything. He will sort it out. Criminal record in uk. No problem. Debt in UK. No problem.
Lads. What is going on.

you are getting your organs harvested lol
goodnight sweet prince

>kids
they're 98 year old , so it's okay to wank to naughty doujins of them right?

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It is comfier and more convenient though

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Digits for /britfeel/ is gay

there's been talk about you having nice feet. Please confirm or deny.

I waste 2 hours a day wanking.
This needs to stop.

gets are gay

Seven eights says traps aren't gay.

>Hi
hey chika

they're 70 year old dark elf children who wear the clothes of the opposite sex

i regularly wank from midnight to 4am, its not a good way of passing time at all lad

hhahahahahha straights lads win you faggot

whish the government would make argonoian GF mandatory for neets

I found it much more convenient to just buy the game in a store (or next day off amazon later on) and go home/it arrives, done. Pretty comfy to me.

Well, call me a faggot and shoot me in the face.

no, she's a lass. don't worry.

2 hours?? i was shocked at myself when i spent 20 minutes having a wank the other day, only thought it was about 5 mins. how the fuck are you wanking for 2 hours?

Just here to use your shit thread to check the get, never mind me

Told me a story about somebody who fucked him for 70k gbp. They are in the ground now.
Says come to Starbucks at 4pm tomorrow.
Guess I'm going.

overlord is abit edgy and shit desu, lords ains goal is a sperg

Several times a day. In the shower in the morning for about 20 minutes, when I get in from work, after dinner, a couple more before bed, one in bed.

ASSA PURE WASTE

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VERY red sky tonight lads

thought a bomb went off

>overweight girl with boss eyes
try one with no eyes

Tbh lads digital is just how games are gonna go on console in the future. It's basically all digital on PC so who's to say it won't happen on console as well? It's inevitable

Whats ya location lad. Doesnt look very red in south London

>taking shit from the lowest form of humanity; the fat girl

you went balls deep inside my bum
dont know why I didnt cum

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how enjoyable is that sixth wank of the day really

just been diagnosed with Autism lads

Idk what constitutes them as being good
I wanna play at midnight thoughhhh

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How this nigger look white, black and hispanic at the same time?

Red sky night, shepherd's delight

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were you the lad going for your assessment today? how was it lad

Think he's Greek

>he doesn't know stores are selling at 9pm tomorrow

what a nob you are, honka

e-hentai.org/s/8c4be3cb0c/1180936-2

He's finally left me. Cute girls are dancing on the stage.
Damn. They are fine.

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Spoke to ceit before
He seemed a nice fella

Any of you seen Bohemian Rhapsoday yet? Quite keen to see it.

Just been taking some pictures of myself lads and pulled a face I didn't know was humanly possible
Looked like one of the puppets of spitting image ffs

Best place to get one?

Looks like there's too much going on here for me to have a good time lad.

Damn wish I'd hung out with the /madlass/ during these 24 hours cor

youtube.com/watch?v=8HfTFKi85K4

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Moni give us some insight on what it's like walking around England as a passing transgender

Are the clouds all wispy and pink and cute where you are lads?

7/10 she's ok its ok

That's an impossible question and you know it, lad.

She's so fucking munty.

that was me!
A lot better than expected.
Mum was able to stay with me through the interview part but left for the observation. The first lady basically diagnosed me half way through her questions lol
I feel relieved.

ywn have an autistic tik tok or cosplay gf

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You know how after being alone and jerking off every day for a long time, seeing the vast majoity of women havs 0 emotional impact on you? This is one of the few that actually elicits a spark of desire for me now.

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wouldnt mind winning the dakar rally on a motorbike if im honest lads

Not big stores and idk any small game stores near me

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yes lad its very pleasant

good on you lad, knew it'd be ok.

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find me a better one
stop postie this roastie you sad act

God truly is kind and generous to me then.