Can we get a middle eastern robot thread? egyptian femanon that lives in egypt here

Why r9k of all places

forgot i was on r9k

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emotionally cold and dead, i enjoy being here sometimes. i havent really browsed this board in like over a year.

Are you muslim, coptic or atheist? Want to be my emotionally dead Egyptian gf?

Your first clue that OP is white, not Egyptian. Brown people don't casually perceive life that way. Their entire city could be decimated one day, and they'll still boil tea for the evening. White kids generally just like to invent their own sardonic adventures

>implying arabs cant be depressed
lmao. how clueless and oblivious

agnostic, muslim-raised.

I was raised Muslim by did the fake praying no wudu thing growing up. I actually starting praying properly in uni and I think it's better for my mental state or maybe it's the exercise idk. Anyways want to be my gf?

>implying you have the ability to get the right take
Arabs are fundamentally and culturally averse to depression. That just slashes their odds. That said, they're still getting mind fucked by jews to this day. wtfman when will they get a clue how played they're getting? When the Natives of North America do? lol never?

Are you nehal?

about to go do a midterm so heres a throwaway btw
[email protected]

Fuck yeah dude it's me how did you guess so good men

Egyptian female on r9k

oh trust me they know.
anyways, would timestamp but its dark out.

nope

been to Cairo
can't spot females on the street

Are there fixed words you have to say for prayer (like the Our Father or the Hail Mary)? Or is it different or do you make up stuff or whatever?
Also what are my chances of finding an uncut muslim guy?

How old are you? Are you a virgin? How taboo is premarital sex in egypt? Have you been mutilated?

>tfw when you're an Arab
>athiest
>feeling paranoid discussing and talking to people
>too westernized for my family and friends
>too brown for the west
>has no place to belong to

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this.
Fuck this shithole region

Or you could simply see it the other way, that you have inroads to two different worlds. Also, rest assured that white women want your brown cocks.

hey so how's Egypt really?
is it really that bad over there?

what race even are egyptians. are they middle eastern or black

lmao "white kids are adventures and explorers" half them act black and the other half are rednecks or basic bitches

They are not Arabs, thats for sure

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owo *noice bump*

Egyptian user here, glad I'm not alone

msa2 elnek

3la 3neek yazmeely

Jordanon, agnostic

is it offensive if i call masryeen : masarwah?

tfw no longer have a big booty egyptian gf

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another egyptian user here

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not sure if this counts as the middle east, but its a muslim country. half turkish femanon here.

ewwwraqi here
been here since 2012, wasted a fuck ton of time on 4chin when isis was around

/b/alestine user here
heyyo

Do you have a samra sister? I want one

got a girl with hijab in my class. she says she likes me, puts make up on since we are daily talking. i really want to go for it, ask her out but iam afraid her muslim father and brother throw acid in my face as soon as i start to fuck her. is it worth the risk?

Turk with Syrian best friend here.
We have been daydrinking all week due to shitty mood and depressive weather. how is your week going?

why not get original one?

idk user if she's wearing a hijab mostly likely she is against casual sex

Absolutely. Sex with Muslim women, especially arab women, is the only thing I want in life

I live in SoCal and all the hot brown girls here are fucking spics and I hate spics. I want an Arab, or maybe if I am desperate, a paki qt

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She may only be wearing it performatively (ie she doesnt really believe in it, but she wants to look proper and muslim to her peers)

Or, she may be a legitimate unicorn and be a pious Muslima, who while knowing it is haram, craves cock way too much to resist. These girls are the best, even though I think they are exceedingly rare

How are jobs in egyptistan? Any hope for prosperity or is it pretty bleak?

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she said she doesnt believe in god or anything, just wearing it for her parents. which made me even more afraid. btw from western europe

If you do fuck her make sure she keeps on the hijab

>she doesnt believe in god or anything
disgusting. She could of been a Muslim slut instead of a kafir slut, what a shame

Apostates deserve death.

Well, go for it, I guess, but at that point you might as well be fucking a hindu or a spic or some other kafir brown woman (half the sexiness of an arab woman is from her religion)

yeah. i want to cum on it

there is no point in wearing the khimar if she is a murtad scum

It would be really hot if she was actually a practicing muslim who used kafir white guys for sex tho

Wtf is wrong with you faggots go to plebbit ama you all.
And you roastie, Egyptian or not get the fuck out!! Or go to Jow Forums
Reeeeeeee

If she was practicing why would she be fucking?

Fuck of you Saudi inbred fuck. you make the restof US Middle eastern people feel like we are somehow less human due to sharing a region with you bunch of closet faggots.

probably, go for it
but first check if her family is fundie

what does egyptian pusy smell like

Fucking outside of marriage does not make one a non-Muslim. A muslim girl can be conditioned (as most modern girls are) to find cock irresistible, but as long as she knows it is a sin, believes in Islam, and establishes the fardh (eg praying 5 times a day, fasting during ramadhan), then she is by all intents a practicing Muslim.

I dont think such girls are common, unfortunately, which is why they are unicorns.

Leaving Islam to become a slut is such a plebe move (exmuslim sluts are common on reddit and twitter), as if you cant enjoy cock while still being a God fearing Muslima.

I am not even an Arab lol

You have such an inferiority complex that you think whatever you see on Western media is what defines being "human", therefore you think being a kafir oreo normie like your favorite sitcom characters makes you into a real human.

>closet faggots
wow homophobia much?

Tell her to recite some verses while you fuck her ass
Tour dick can't tell the difference

Dont. Egyptian women are ugly. They are not like real arab women, or even like levantines.

I am a Muslim and I can tell the difference. The difference between a Muslim slut and a kafir slut is like night and day

You're a Muslim and you have a Muslim fetish?

The original dude probably isn't so he can't tell

>You're a Muslim and you have a Muslim fetish?
Yes. I live in America, so Muslim girls are not that common. And Muslim girls are not like the other girls

>The original dude probably isn't so he can't tell
Then he might as well fuck a Hindu or some other race of kafir brown girls.

He wasn't discussing one of those girls user
He was discussing one particular girl
And most of us can't pick and choose possible moments

Okay, so he wants to fuck a kafir brown girl. There is nothing interesting about that

To a virgin white guy there is

Westerners love apostate Muslims. If you're a writer, even a mediocre writer or a journalist you'll be welcomed with open arms.

nice quads.

I live in a spic infested shithole and I hate it. Its so sad seeing all these hot brown girls who are not muslim. Like I dont even see the point in having sex with them.

>Like I dont even see the point in having sex with them
Why do you even post on this board?

Because I only want to have sex with practicing Muslim (preferably Arab) women and i cannot have that and it is driving me crazy.

Why don't you marry one then if you're that desperate?

because i live in a spic infested shithole

just point me towards the nearest arab gf in the midwest

All blacks wuz Egyptians but not all Egyptians are black.

The average MENA woman.

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Hummus obv